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Playing God in The Sims 2

pgptag writes "From Daily News Tribune: 'If you could play God, would you be kind, cruel or just careless? The answer can reveal itself by the way you play "The Sims 2," the highly anticipated follow-up to the "real life" personal computer game "The Sims," which placed omnipotent players in control of the fates of digital people... What's funny is that we have a genetics feature now (which allows characters who mate to have children who share their looks and aspirations). So you can download some of the celebrities that the players have made, put them in the game and have them have kids.'"

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  1. this guy would be evil by ncurses · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/nematoddity/13371 1.html How long can a neighborhood of sims go without urinating?

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    1. Re:this guy would be evil by The+Snowman · · Score: 5, Funny

      SomethingAwful posted an article about The Sims 2 recently. The idea was not only to trap people in the bathroom, but to see how many people he could kill, then throw a party with all the gravestones. It is a very entertaining read.

      Click here for a hyperlink to the OP's URL.

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    2. Re:this guy would be evil by michrech · · Score: 2, Funny

      The clown! The Clown! The Clown is on fire! We don't need no water let the (bleep bleep) burn!

      That was one of THE funniest things I've ever seen!

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  2. Missing option by Throtex · · Score: 4, Funny

    kind, cruel, or just careless

    You forgot 'horny'.

    1. Re:Missing option by RdsArts · · Score: 4, Funny

      Zeus? Is that you?

  3. Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Brad Pitt/Jennifer Anniston family slowly evolved into higher primates.

  4. the bush family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    this is a family i'd like to create and play god with. how funny would it be to see an army helicopter pick up bush and have him wear a suit, just like he did last year. "the war in iraq was a success!" ....

    let me try and get the reaper to knock on his door. at least itll be real in the sims2.

  5. God by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you could play God, would you be kind, cruel or just careless?

    Let me think about this...

    Kind: Here you go my Sim children. Play and enjoy life. Be fruitful and multiply. Please don't eat the fruit from that tree of knowledge because I'm saving it for a pie.

    Cruel: How dare you eat my apples! {Godly voice} Locust Storm!!!! Aieeeeeeee!!!! (billions of puppy-dog sized locusts ravage village)

    Careless: *sigh* I'm a n00b. What does this button with a pointy letter S do? Only one way to find out! {click} (lightning bolts fly from Heaven destroying entire village)

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    1. Re:God by Idarubicin · · Score: 1, Funny
      What does this button with a pointy letter S do?

      It allows you to place the always-popular Harry Potter Sim.

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    2. Re:God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      *sigh* I'm a n00b. What does this button with a pointy letter S do? Only one way to find out! {click} (lightning bolts fly from Heaven destroying entire village)

      This explains all the hurricanes down in Florida...

  6. As much as... by neiffer · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I want to play The Sims 2 I am still missing the year and a half I lost to the the Sims and the Sims Online. I can't get that time back. :)

  7. Well, let's see... by Tyrdium · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I'd do when I played the original was to make a family of nothing but kids. I'd make a small room, get them all to go in, delete the door, and sit there laughing maniacally as they pissed themselves and started beating each other up. If I ever become a god, Earth is probably screwed... :P

  8. My Favorite Sims2 Character... by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... avoids all personal contact. Doesn't have a phone, whenever someone comes to the door he gets pissed at them and makes them leave. He spends all day sleeping and reading books in his basement. All night, every night, he looks through his telescope. One night he actually got abducted by aliens! How cool is that?

    I should find a girl and have a child. I wonder if the alien abduction messed with his DNA.

    1. Re:My Favorite Sims2 Character... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
      Just curious, but um....what's his Slashdot user ID?

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    2. Re:My Favorite Sims2 Character... by thicke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Golly. And I thought vaginal birth sounded painful...

  9. Re:10 years from now by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favourite was the news story which would turn up in the 1990s in SimCity 2K, where the "Sims" in your city were getting nervous breakdowns after playing a new computer game released recently, wondering whether like the game, they too were only simulated cretins inside a computer game.

    Man, love that recursion ... :)

  10. Omnipotent? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't seem to find the "smite with righteous vengeance" option in my girlfriend's copy...

  11. Saddam Uday and Qusay by JeffSh · · Score: 3, Funny

    My friend made his "family" after the iraqi dictator. Sims2 does a remarkable job of letting you create likelesses that really do look like their RL counterparts to some extent.

    As for me, I spent a day playing the game the way it was meant to be played, then got bored and started the mass slaughter of my entire neighborhood, playing some sort of sims2 offshoot game where your success was measured by the number of graves.

    needless to say, it quickly got boring.

  12. Kerry and Bush by toetagger1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I have to get this game, download Kerry and Bush, put them into the same house, and see what happens...

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  13. Re:"A Week in the Life of The Sims 2" by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Funny

    The main character looks like a strangely blue-eyed Gordon Liddy.

  14. Better yet, what would a SIM do if left in charge by DoorFrame · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Sims 2, you can have your Sims play Sims 1. Pictures here. Now, the true question of what lies hidden in your soul can be answered not by how you treat your creation, but how your creation treats its creations. Have you been able to teach your creature to be a good god, just as you have been a good god, or have you left it secretly vengeful and full of malice. Only through this sort of recursive investigation will you find out how clean your god slate is.

  15. Re:The Sims 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ah, making your Sims happy is for pansies. The real goal of The Sims, at least for those of us that have an evil gaming personality, is to make your Sims as miserable as possible or just plain knock 'em off. }:) OOO, look they're flammable.... Muhahaha!

  16. Re:Pool time! by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're a Sim-ling and you resent your Slashdotting overlord, do you have the right, nay responsibility, to destory his Quicken files?

    Ooo... feature for Sims 3? I THINK SO!

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  17. Well... by ch1rd · · Score: 2, Funny
    >> Oklahoma experiences quite a few natural events that can kill, like F5 tornadoes...

    Well, at least in the Sims you can Cntl F5 tornadoes.

  18. so am i the only one by j1mmy · · Score: 3, Funny

    or did everybody else use the sims bodyshop to make nude skins and outfits before you even started playing the game?

  19. Re:The Sims 2 by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you still have to micromanage your sim's bathroom habits?

    I wish I had to! Just started playing Sims 1 again, and my current little guy is freaking addicted to taking baths, to the point where he spends more time in the tub than watching TV or eating :P

  20. Sim Girlfriend by Paddo_Aus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Last night I called over my girlfriend who was surfing the web on the laptop next to me to check out how the Simolean versions of ourselves were making out on the couch. Now she's normally critical of me playing games, but she totally got into it as I made them dance, hug and kiss. Ended up, she asked whether I could get them to have sex together. Wonder if that was a request or a hint?

    (It could be worse, she could have asked me to make them marry each other;)