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Football Fans For Truth

Posted by pudge on from the oh-you-did-it-now dept.

Football Fans For Truth, a real 527 organization, has updated their site with more evidence showing that John Kerry is not a true sports fan or athlete. Among the charges: he doesn't know the name of the venerable home of the Green Bay Packers, he "throws a football like a girl," and he "can't catch a football at all." Not limiting themselves to football, they also provide plenty of evidence he doesn't know much about baseball.

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  1. So what by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pleasure Boat Captains for Truth: George W. Bush is no party animal. And never was.

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  2. You know what... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1, Funny
    I don't care what my President does in his spare time. Baseball, football, windsurfing ... hell, as far as I'm concerned he can while away the hours doing homoerotic needlepoint.

    Just as long as he doesn't invade other countries under false pretenses. That's all. I'm not setting the bar very high here.

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  3. Yay! by EnglishTim · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's a True Nerd then....

  4. Yeah, well.. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dare Bush and Kerry to a Linux install contest!

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  5. You know... by dmayle · · Score: 3, Funny

    You know, Slashdot has been a lot more fun since they added this new humour section. I don't always find all of the jokes to be great, and I still don't get why there's an American flag for a logo, but it's still mostly amusing, nonetheless...

  6. Re:So What... by Keebler71 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Need new moderation category: "Didn't get the joke"

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