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Star Wars TV Show

Posted by samzenpus on from the even-more-star-wars dept.

The lunatick writes "IESB and Theforce.net report a Star Wars TV show. Lucas will not direct it just produce it. Kevin Smith (Silent Bob, the clerks series) is named as a possible director."

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  1. should read: Starwars Returns to TV by sPaKr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Remeber the great Chirstmas Special!

  2. Re:Kevin Smith, eh? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Or a slightly modified version:

    Darth: "No Luke, I am your father!"
    Luke: "You're my dad? Oh boy!"
    Darth: "You know what the worst thing is?"
    Luke: "What, my dad?"

    Darth: "I wasn't even supposed to be there that day!"

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  3. Re:Kevin Smith, eh? by Eberlin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Possible scenes:

    Luke and Han are atop the remodeled cantina roof playing hover-hockey when some over-zealous hockey player shoots the hoverpuck off the rooftop.

    "See any hoverpucks down there?"

    3PO replies "the biggest pair of hovering discs you've ever seen!"

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    Opening scene could cut to 3PO and R2D2 standing outside the cantina selling contraband bacta.
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    Luke and Han have a slow day at the moisture farm and discuss a few things.

    "You know in that movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?"

    "Yeah, what about it?"

    "You know, that part where they break into the animal testing lab and let the animals free? I mean some of those animals couldn't fend for themselves in the wild. They didn't ask to be there, but are helpless outside."

    "So you're asking the moral question of who's responsible for the death of the animals that didn't survive outside captivity?"