The Goggles, They Do Nothing
Suchetha writes "In anticipation of a slow news day i would like to direct the Slashdot hordes to Akiyoshi Kitaoka's Optical Illusions page. The page also has explanations on why/how they occur (in icky PDF format). The page is on a .jp uni server so they SHOULD be able to handle the herd of rhinos that is ./."
The page is on a .jp uni server so they SHOULD be able to handle the herd of rhinos that is ./.
:)
He should have called us a "herd of nerds"
-thewldisntenuff
My MythTV HowTo
It's nearly dead. That is what you get for tempting fate in your fscking summary. ;->
"Nothing for you to see here. Please move along."
let's try ascii art .o. o.oo .o. o. .o o.
. o.o.. o.o
if you shake your head you can see the dots moving!
and no headache! w00t!
sure, today is a slow news day, what boring. gee.
"The page is on a .jp uni server so they SHOULD be able to handle the herd of rhinos that is ./." Or Not.
I'm in cafe nursing a severe hangover. That shit almost made me yak all over my laptop.
Some of the pictures on this website can cause dizziness or might possibly epileptic seizures.
FINALLY, a web page that can kill! Its like one of those crappy movies from 1994 when the net seemed super-cool to Hollywood.
"Slaughter.org: The Cyberkiller"
"Jenny! Don't click on that hyperlink!"
"Oh noze! She has been capslocked by the optical illusions! When the machine boots, it will lock down her mind forever!"
"I can't reach the caps lock key!"
"We'll have to hit the caps lock key... IN VIRTUAL REALITY!"
Yes, your eyes will shortly fall out of their sockets.
Hopefully you're able to read this before that happens.
... who is coming in to a new background image on their machine.
that would be a japanese university server. you must be american.
I guess this guy is rich and famous now.
I had seen this before and was looking for a custom wallpaper manufacturer to have the Rotating Snakes illusion made into wallpaper for my bathroom. Just for the entertainment of having my friends to to go to the bathroom after a long night of drinking...hilarity ensues.
Yeah, that smoking hole in their server room doesn't look like an optical illusion...
I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
Damn.
I read your subject and I was hoping for the optical illusion of a mirror.
Alas, it was only a copy of the website.
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What is it with the Japanese and seizures? First it was Pokemon, now this. OK - that's only two examples, but I'm still convinced that they love their seizures.
Doesn't that defeat the point of the Slashdot hordes?
You need to stare at it for a bit for it to work... a casual glance won't do it. Now maybe if it was on the front of a girl's tshirt...
:) Guy stares... 5 seconds later... epileptic seisure!
Actually that might be a good protection for girls that don't like guys staring at their chests
that would be a japanese university server. you must be american.
And you, sir, must have no 'shift' key.
Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.
So, just exactly who IS "./" ?
I was thinking to put a huge poster like this in my room to make my guests sick, but than I realized that my room would make any "potential" guest sick anyway.
"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
Chairs are for sitting, PDF is for printing
I completely agree with that, but decided to click the link anyway. Read halfway down, glanced over to the side, and what do I see?
Free Chapter from "Son of Web Pages That Suck" (PDF from Sybex via ftp 3.25Mb)
Thank you kind sir, for the hearty laugh.
Now I have a headache.
Square A has an RGB value of 107,107,107 while square B has an RGB value of 109,109,109!!!
"that would be a japanese university server. you must be american."
Look! Mozira!! RUN!!!
"Derp de derp."
You fool! Don't /. the mirror that helps against /.ing!
How many people actually opened this up in Gimp?
:)
How many of you swore that each checkerbox was different and got thoroughly pissed off when you checked the hex value with the dropper and they were the same?
How many of you physically cut and moved one box next to its partner and back again over and over, screaming in mental anguish as one moment they're obviously the same and the next they're two different colors?
Count me in. This illusion pisses me off.
~Dalcius
Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
Akiyoshi Kitaoka looks nerdy with those titanic size spectacles. After all that work, wouldn't it be an incredible feat if he didn't have any glasses at all.
There was a time when I wished the FBI would go around seizing Pokémon momentos...
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I wasn't, I rushed to the bathroom and began to vomit.
There is a spark in every single flame bait point.
Surley this has got to be a flaw inthe matrix.
Ah, so The Googles, They Do Something!
At first I thought the parent said "microdot to the rescue" - that would certainly explain why these images seem to move.
http://www.harmonmiller.com/funnies/illusion.jpgTh is is another rather stunning optical illusion.