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Stern Will Jump To Sirius In 2006

Posted by timothy on from the now-a-bird-can-aim-it-at-you-from-above dept.

UnanimousCoward writes "Howard Stern announced it on his current radio show, and several feeds including this CNET article are reporting that Stern has signed a multi-million dollar multi-year contract with Sirius Satellite Radio starting in January, 2006. As I've watched technology grow from the time I was listening to Stern in the eighties, I can't wait to hook into a shockjock-timeshifted-podcast..."

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  1. Er... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fascinating. Next story, please.

  2. Howards First Post by tickticker · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just look at the breasts on this first post!!

    (.)(.)

    Up yours FCC!

  3. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    fp
    Bababoey! Bababoey! Howards Stern's Penis! Bababoey

  4. So ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...now we will have crap raining from space? Sounds like a solution to the space station junk problem.

  5. in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...earlier today the FCC put in an order to Raytheon for 100 ASAT suitable missiles.

  6. no censorship by pchan- · · Score: 4, Funny

    does this mean that now he can say SHIT, and FUCK, and other such offensive words that us americans are too sensitive to hear? i hope he starts off his new show at sirius with the dirtiest joke ever told on any broadcast medium.

    1. Re:no censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No responsible American would EVER say SHIT or FUCK. I mean, saying SHIT and FUCK would be irresponsible! Somebody could hear you saying SHIT of FUCK... I mean, can you imagine what would happen if a CHILD hear you saying SHIT or FUCK? Think of the fucking children!

      In summation: Uh... shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck.

    2. Re:no censorship by yali · · Score: 2, Funny
      i hope he starts off his new show at sirius with the dirtiest joke ever told on any broadcast medium.

      You mean, "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?" ref

  7. A good reason...... by chadm1967 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A good reason not to subscribe to Sirius Satellite Radio........

  8. Sirius? by ornil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stern Will Jump To Sirius In 2006

    You know, even if he jumps to Alpha Centauri, not many of us would miss him.

  9. Jumping to Sirius!!! by waynegoode · · Score: 4, Funny
    Howard Stern is jumping to Sirius? Alright!

    No, hold on... You mean the satellite service.

    Never mind...

  10. what is even funnier by dave88101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is still an XM ad on his webpage...

  11. Re:Mmmhmmm by rackhamh · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the millions who make Stern #1 in almost every market across the US, they must be stupid blue collar shitheads, right?

    Not at all. However, they are *bleep!*ing *bleep!*heads.

  12. Re:But will Stern fans follow him to satellite? by zzyzx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Playboy RADIO!?!?

    I don't see how that's going to be worth $1.99/month

  13. Re:Here's what's protecting you by FredFnord · · Score: 3, Funny
    The porn industry is huge; it may dwarf Hollywood, in fact.
    Porn? Dwarf? There's a joke in there somewhere, but it's kind of sticky and gross and I don't want to touch it.

    -fred
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