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A New Species Of Giant Ape?
jd writes "The New Scientist, The Age (an Australian newspaper), Daily Telegraph (a British newspaper), BBC, and the Discovery Channel are talking excitedly about a strange primate, found in the Congo. Locals say it is notorious for killing fully-grown adult lions. Optimists hope that it is a new species, maybe related to the gorilla. Pessimists claim it's an overgrown chimpanzee. In either case, primates aren't discovered every day, making this a rare find indeed."
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Look it, only 1 & 1/2 stars.
I'm not the original poster, but I just saw the blog you'd linked to.
What an asshole.
Better read quick before mods get here and mod me down. ;)
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There were some scientists
Trying to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out
it was a missing link
Uh huh
"In search of sasquatch"
That was a kick ass "In search of.."
With Leonard nimoy
kicking out the jams
Ow
He captured imaginations
of people all around the globe
His name was "sasquatch," so I'm told
His legend's ancient
in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)
Scientists have proven that the sasquatch,
he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot,
now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape,
not human!
now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit
no fuckin' way man you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real
Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D "They were kick-ass"
Guy: And who should I tell them said that?
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua... Tell them it was a friend.
Guy: OK.
(Audience din)
(Classical music plays serenely over sasquatch's walking and moaning)
(Classical music abruptly ends, Sasquatch reappears)
Sasquatch: You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Guy: Ok, Sure.
Sasquatch: See ya.
may this be a new primate but a semi-intelligent one at that. Evidence shows these apes actually possess laptop computers, internet connections, and are notorious for posting "first post" and "3 steps to profit" comments on nearly every Slashdot thread.
You fail to consider that these apes have been training in a secret Shaolin Temple located in the Congo. They have mastered the art of Shaolin Kung Fu and can flip out and kill anyone they want.
Are lions weapons of mass destruction?