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Using RFID Tags to Make Teeth

Roland Piquepaille writes "If you live in France, and soon elsewhere in Europe and in the U.S., and if you need a dental prosthesis, chances are good that RFID tags are involved in the manufacturing process, according to this article from the RFID Journal. The tag is embedded by the dental lab in the cast which will be used to make the prosthesis. Then it is used to record the whole history of the crown, a process requested by a European sanitary regulation. Before delivering the bridge to your dentist, all the data is copied to a smart card that will be given to you. The company is also studying the idea to put directly the tag inside the prosthesis. Maybe one day, when your dentist installs your new bridge, you'll also be the owner of a deactivated RFID tag inside it. This summary contains more details and a picture of the RFID tag used to record the life of your next crown."

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  1. Wow by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They really are trying to get inside our teeth!

    :O

  2. Regis, the million dollar question, is... by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long will my fillings tingle after I pull my head out of the microwave?

    1. Re:Regis, the million dollar question, is... by Zwets · · Score: 4, Funny

      Trust me when I say you won't have to worry about that at all.. :-)

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    2. Re:Regis, the million dollar question, is... by mikael · · Score: 3, Funny

      How long will my fillings tingle after I pull my head out of the microwave?

      Only for as long as you keep your tooth capped with tinfoil.

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  3. i'm an innocent victim here! by vena · · Score: 3, Funny

    i was attacked by a coked up whore and a fscking crazy dentist!

  4. Maybe he will install a bridge... by IversenX · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. but there's NO way I'm letting my dentist near my routers!

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  5. Aliens did it first by emptybody · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Aliens have been implanting tiny tracking devices in teeth for years. These so called "RFID" tags are just humans using Alien(tm) technology.

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  6. 12 Monkeys by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you've seen the movie, then you know this is a bad idea.

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    rediculous.
  7. Or worse.... by dmp123 · · Score: 5, Funny

    you'll also be the owner of an activated RFID tag in your skull.

    You'll need a tinfoil jawplate now to go with that helmet.

    David

  8. This is so unfair by Guitar+Wizard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think my teeth have the right to surf the internet...I demand that the dentists adopt Wi-Fi instead of RFID.

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    Two freaks, no foes. It takes absolutely nothing to make some people angry.
    1. Re:This is so unfair by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually they should adopt bluetooth. Because it's not that clear that the dentist knows how to configure Wi-Fi, but a dentist usually knows everything about every sort of tooth.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  9. Inventory won't last long by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...with all the teeth in Europe that need replacing.

  10. Great Idea ! by MrRTFM · · Score: 5, Funny

    I sure hope they include data like:
    - my toothpaste preference
    - whether or not I brush 'correctly'
    - the tardiness of my payments to the dentist

    This is like a dream come true - having data imbedded into my FUCKING HEAD which drones can access at their will ... NO THANKS!

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    You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you
  11. Re:Old News........ by salvorHardin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, Mr Smith, it appears that your incisors spent rather a lot of time somewhere in the vicinity of my daughter's IUD RFID tag. Would you like to explain this to me or would you rather choose a window?

  12. The tooth is out there! by flabbergasted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

  13. Interference? by Otter · · Score: 5, Funny
    Privacy concerns aside, I already run into interference issues between the three RFID cards I carry. They can be resolved with some rearrangement but that's going to be a lot harder to do when the door swipe at work keeps getting blocked by my fillings, hairpiece, penile implant or whatever else is next up for this technology.

    Although, at least I'll have an excuse for being late to work.

  14. 12 Monkeys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gah! Next thing you know Bruce Willis is going to show up claming that he's from the future and and evil group called the Army of the 12 Monkeys led by Brad Pitt is going to destroy all of humanity. Wait, maybe he's right. Quick! Everyone knock your teeth out! That's where the tracking devices them future peoples use to find you!

  15. Re:So what? by tomee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, this is RFUD, which reaches more people than ordinary FUD ever could.

  16. Inventory by hipbase · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would if I will throw off inventory at Wal-Mart?

  17. Secondary Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    These RFID tags are to help continue the tradition of identifying incomplete/decomposed bodies from dental records. They coincide with the new government issue head seeking bullets.

  18. you guys are complaining now... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    but once they start making fake teeth that can run Linux, you're all going to fight for the right to dream about having them in your mouth.

    ^_^

  19. Re:American size comparison. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now they really will start broadcasting radio signals on my fillings! AHHH!!!!

  20. Re:Old News........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    wasn't this going on in 1984? or wait.. that's the book...

    The book you are thinking of is the Bible. Mark of the beast and all that stuff.