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Dremel Pumpkin Carver

GimpyMcJackass writes "With Halloween just around the corner, Dremel has "developed" the ultimate pumpkin carver set. It actually looks like it's just your normal dremel (although it's translucent orange) with a 191 high speed cutter and some fancy patterns. Of course, if you already have a Dremel and cutter (or reasonable knock-off of either/both), then you can just download some patterns."

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  1. You know what you have to do by redhotchil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goatse Pumpkin (nws duh)

    1. Re:You know what you have to do by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

      where do I find the stencil for that particular carving?

      no really. I want to troll in real life this halloween.

  2. Overkill by pholower · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love it when a company releases a product specificly for overkill. But I love the idea of hacking through a pumkin with ease, just don't let the kids use it. "Mom, look what I carved into danny's head!"

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  3. download by Coneasfast · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you already have a Dremel and cutter (or reasonable knock-off of either/both), then you can just download some patterns.

    not anymore

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  4. 5-axis CNC mill for pumpkin carving. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You heard it here first.

  5. Dremel? Ick. by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


    It's a neat idea, but using a small-diameter, high-RPM cutting tool to carve a pumpkin essentially guarantees the immediate area will be coated in a fine orange spray.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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  6. Got the Dremel ... by YetAnotherName · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... in fact, a fellow nerd/geek/hacker said I should add a Dremel Tool to our wedding gift registry. Best thing we've got.

    But back on topic, the Dremel is certainly an excellent tool to use on firm pumpkin flesh. An electric knife is just too flimsy (but are perfect for carving the turkey, so spend the US$20 and get yourself one already), and santokus have blades that are just a bit too thin (but are wonderful for vegetables and fruits, so get yourself one already). You can use a chef's knife, but given all of the static force required to get through pumpkin flesh, it's just an accident waiting to happen (but they're wonderful for getting through bones and for when you've lent your santoku to someone, so get one already). Go Dremel.

    (If you visit my kitchen, you'll see I even have the Black-and-Decker modification to the pepper grinder, inspired by Alton Brown.)

    1. Re:Got the Dremel ... by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go Dremel.

      But chainsaws are more fun (so get one already).

      KFG

    2. Re:Got the Dremel ... by e9th · · Score: 2, Funny
      No, no, no! The 30-35 thousand RPM models are wonderful for shaping and polishing metals, ceramics, masonry, etc. Etch glass? No problem.

      The dentistry part is just a bonus;-)

  7. We've cut off dremel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I love it when the /. effect is ironic. :)

  8. damn you /.! by zentex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have less than 3 days until the greedy beggars will be at my house and I haven't gotten candy, pumpkins, let alone carved the unbought pumpkins.

    I *finally* find a constructive use for my dremel and you people have /.'d the site. IF I'm lucky, perhaps the patterns page will load by saturday and then I'll have a few hours to scramble and have a sorry excuse for a carved pumpkin on my doorstep. /rant

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  9. Sigh by mikefe · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I thought when it said "download a pattern" it meant strapping down the pumpkin and uploading the pattern and poof an arm would carve it out.

    C'mon, wouldn't you rather hack on the code than carve it physically? j/k

    Just to confuse whether you should give funny or insightful points...

    How many have noticed that people who could design a system (or a pattern) that could automatically carve your pumpkin couldn't do it by hand?

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  10. Will it allow me... by Sam+H · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to carve pumpkins such as these ones?

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  11. from Gizmodo by boomerny · · Score: 3, Funny

    this was on gizmodo about 8 hours ago, slashdot is behind the times

  12. Other holiday applications? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about Easter?

    Those damn bunny eggs are just asking for it!

  13. Wimpy dremel... by brxndxn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I use a 12amp Milawakee Sawzall to carve my pumpkins.. And then, in Halloween fashion, I go cut everyone up that's in my zone of extension cord. It usually makes for a scary night!

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  14. Re:Dremel? Ick. by back_pages · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's a neat idea, but using a small-diameter, high-RPM cutting tool to carve a pumpkin essentially guarantees the immediate area will be coated in a fine orange spray.

    October 27, 2004.

    Another internet fetish is born.

    Witness the magic people, this is how it happens.

  15. DMCA Notice of Infringement by fo0bar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Slashdot:

    The stencils provided on our web site are meant to be used by the Pumpkin Carver Set ONLY. Any attempt to use these stencils with your existing Dremel equipment is considered to be a breach of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act's circumvention provisions, and will be dealt with under the fullest extent of the law.

    Sincerely,
    Dremel Inc Legal

    Sent via DMCA-O-Matic v1.0.