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Lost Ed Wood Film Unearthed

BayBlade writes "It seems a lost Ed Wood film, Necromania was recovered recently, and can now be ordered on DVD. Reuters goes into more depth."

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  1. Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone re-bury it!

    1. Re:Quick! by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny
      No use. We will simply invoke Plan 9 and resurrect the dead - Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead. That goes for movies too you know.

      You don't believe us??

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  2. This has got to be the worst film ever by BortQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, how bad does a film have to be before Ed Wood won't release it?

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    1. Re:This has got to be the worst film ever by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

      I heard it's Star Trek V bad ... *shudder* elderly Uhura strip tease scene

  3. Yey by Ambient_Developer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yey, now we will all have a chance to see the ALL TIME WORST porno ever. I bet this will set the bar for todays pornos.

  4. The best part is... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny
    They forgot to include that the best part about this is that it's pr0n!

    The 1971 movie is a porn film documenting the sexual enlightenment of a young couple at the hands of a coven of witches.
    A witch orgy! That's pure genius!

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    1. Re:The best part is... by Trogre · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you say an oven full of witches?

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  5. I simply don't understand it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really like plan 9 from outspace. Just was do you gays not like about it?

  6. Wood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The 1971 movie is a porn film documenting the sexual enlightenment of a young couple at the hands of a coven of witches"

    So this is like Blair Witch project meets Deep Throat?

    1. Re:Wood by pHatidic · · Score: 1, Funny

      Is it ironic that this is a porn movie that was buried and dug up, about people having sex with other people who were buried and then dug up?

  7. What was the name... by StarKruzr · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... of that Wicked porno which was along the same line as this? Modern-day woman having dreams about her past life as a witch with all kinds of lesbian sex magic and stuff.

    There were some seriously yummy chicks in that movie, but I can't find it anymore.

    Of course, now I'm going to have to buy Ed's movie and see just how much Wood it produces.

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  8. Re:How is this possible? by The+Grey+Clone · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think time travel would be the most obvious answer.

  9. Dichotomy. by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, the worst filmmaker in history left a PORNO movie which never saw daylight until now. I honestly don't know if i want to see it desperately or steer away from it completely.

    He might have made lousy movies, but porn is porn!

    1. Re:Dichotomy. by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't have bad porn if the cast is good.

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    2. Re:Dichotomy. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Funny
      porn is porn!

      That's what I thought, so I clicked a few random things of a p2p network to download, a few years ago.

      Had to burn my HD in a holy, cleansing fire on consecrated ground with the blessing of the Goddess. You can't simply delete EVIL.

  10. I love when slashdot covers porno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    First suicide girls, now this. kewl...

  11. We need a new slashdot category by sowdog81 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems we're getting more porn related stories. Thats a good thing if you're in doubt.

  12. This DVD is revisionist bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In the original version the dude comes first.

  13. Re:How is this possible? by davidgunnar · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are notes in the 'alternate versions' section of the imbd page about how other versions, including the longer XXX version, had been found "recently".

    So what we have here is the... [drumroll please] director's cut extended version!

    How is it that a discussion of XXX films keeps coming back to words like 'longer' and 'extended'? ;-)

  14. Porno huh? by Intocabile · · Score: 3, Funny

    Got Wood?

  15. Re:Picasso? by DrEldarion · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Worst filmmaker" should be a title reserved for directors who make truly boring, un-interesting films.

    Like Lucas' recent work.

  16. I'd rather watch Plan 9 then Star Wars 2. by glrotate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Signifigantly more entertaining.

  17. Irony by Savatte · · Score: 4, Funny

    A story about a porno, and at the bottom of the slashdot page, I see a quote that says "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"

    1. Re:Irony by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Funny
      So I go to check the quote now, and see:
      Please ignore previous fortune.
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  18. Re:Picasso? by jshriverWVU · · Score: 2, Funny
    Like the last 2 Star Wars films? *ducks*

    not meant to be a flame, hoping for a laugh.

  19. Plan 9 is OK .. by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Plan 9 can't be all bad: they named an operating system after it.

  20. Re:Undead Wood by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Put it up, and see who sues you. Let us know.

  21. misquote: by khrtt · · Score: 3, Funny

    But like Picasso's ..., sometimes it takes a different era to appreciate them, especially when the person's dead.

    Talk about Necromania:-)

  22. Re:How is this possible? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do we care who shoots first in this one?

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  23. Re:How is this possible? by bshroyer · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> The movie has an entry on IMDB, with comments dating as far back as 1999.

    That's because they actually discovered the movie back in 2001.

    Okay, thanks. That clears it up for me.

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  24. Re:thanks for the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I wish I could remember his name!

    Alan Smithee?