No use. We will simply invoke Plan 9 and resurrect the dead - Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead. That goes for movies too you know.
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This has got to be the worst film ever
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BortQ
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· Score: 5, Funny
Uh, how bad does a film have to be before Ed Wood won't release it?
Is it ironic that this is a porn movie that was buried and dug up, about people having sex with other people who were buried and then dug up?
What was the name...
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StarKruzr
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· Score: 2, Funny
... of that Wicked porno which was along the same line as this? Modern-day woman having dreams about her past life as a witch with all kinds of lesbian sex magic and stuff.
There were some seriously yummy chicks in that movie, but I can't find it anymore.
Of course, now I'm going to have to buy Ed's movie and see just how much Wood it produces.
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Re:How is this possible?
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The+Grey+Clone
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· Score: 3, Funny
I think time travel would be the most obvious answer.
So, the worst filmmaker in history left a PORNO movie which never saw daylight until now. I honestly don't know if i want to see it desperately or steer away from it completely.
He might have made lousy movies, but porn is porn!
I love when slashdot covers porno...
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Anonymous Coward
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First suicide girls, now this. kewl...
We need a new slashdot category
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sowdog81
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Seems we're getting more porn related stories. Thats a good thing if you're in doubt.
This DVD is revisionist bullshit!
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Anonymous Coward
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In the original version the dude comes first.
Re:How is this possible?
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davidgunnar
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· Score: 4, Funny
There are notes in the 'alternate versions' section of the imbd page about how other versions, including the longer XXX version, had been found "recently".
So what we have here is the... [drumroll please] director's cut extended version!
How is it that a discussion of XXX films keeps coming back to words like 'longer' and 'extended'?;-)
Someone re-bury it!
Uh, how bad does a film have to be before Ed Wood won't release it?
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Yey, now we will all have a chance to see the ALL TIME WORST porno ever. I bet this will set the bar for todays pornos.
Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
I really like plan 9 from outspace. Just was do you gays not like about it?
"The 1971 movie is a porn film documenting the sexual enlightenment of a young couple at the hands of a coven of witches"
So this is like Blair Witch project meets Deep Throat?
... of that Wicked porno which was along the same line as this? Modern-day woman having dreams about her past life as a witch with all kinds of lesbian sex magic and stuff.
There were some seriously yummy chicks in that movie, but I can't find it anymore.
Of course, now I'm going to have to buy Ed's movie and see just how much Wood it produces.
+++ATH0
I think time travel would be the most obvious answer.
So, the worst filmmaker in history left a PORNO movie which never saw daylight until now. I honestly don't know if i want to see it desperately or steer away from it completely.
He might have made lousy movies, but porn is porn!
First suicide girls, now this. kewl...
Seems we're getting more porn related stories. Thats a good thing if you're in doubt.
In the original version the dude comes first.
There are notes in the 'alternate versions' section of the imbd page about how other versions, including the longer XXX version, had been found "recently".
;-)
So what we have here is the... [drumroll please] director's cut extended version!
How is it that a discussion of XXX films keeps coming back to words like 'longer' and 'extended'?
Got Wood?
"Worst filmmaker" should be a title reserved for directors who make truly boring, un-interesting films.
Like Lucas' recent work.
Signifigantly more entertaining.
A story about a porno, and at the bottom of the slashdot page, I see a quote that says "what is the sound of one hand clapping?"
not meant to be a flame, hoping for a laugh.
Plan 9 can't be all bad: they named an operating system after it.
See what I've been reading.
Put it up, and see who sues you. Let us know.
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But like Picasso's ..., sometimes it takes a different era to appreciate them, especially when the person's dead.
Talk about Necromania:-)
Do we care who shoots first in this one?
liqbase
>> The movie has an entry on IMDB, with comments dating as far back as 1999.
That's because they actually discovered the movie back in 2001.
Okay, thanks. That clears it up for me.
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