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Australian Counter Strike Shooters

jaronc writes "News.com.au are reporting an Australian court has been told that two men dressed as characters from 'Counter Strike' shot and killed a man during a Sydney home invasion in 2002. Let the blaming begin......"

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  1. Whew.. by LilGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least it wasn't a GTA re-enactment, that woulda been much uglier... unless of course the CTs didn't difuse the bomb.

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  2. Next up by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny


    Some guys dressed as the Mario Brothers come to fix the pipes.

    Let the blaming begin.

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    1. Re:Next up by metlin · · Score: 4, Funny


      *sigh*

      Why don't women from Duke Nukem come and offer me some sweet loving? :-(

    2. Re:Next up by lewp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they're trying to perfect that feature before releasing Duke Nukem Forever. That'd be the only reasonable explanation for it taking so long.

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  3. Definitive proof! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Video games really are responsible for making the tiny majority of people without sufficient grip on reality to not go out and shoot people, go out and shoot people!

    How the hell did they get weapons though? It's not like you can walk into a shop and press 'b', and i'm sure that l33t h4x0rz1ng the shopkeeper is gonna get you funny looks and nothing more.

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  4. This is like the recent Melbourne gangland murders by deep+square+leg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except that the killers were dressed as Mario and Luigi.

  5. Blame? by BortQ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I blame Satan. Granted I do blame him for most things. That guy's an asshat.

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  6. Re:Which gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sig SG-550 Sniper. god damn campers

  7. uniforms by stimpleton · · Score: 3, Funny


    ...two men dressed as characters from 'Counter Strike'

    I didn't realise Counter Strike uniforms had those wide bimmed hats with the corks on strings.

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  8. Mario may be more dangerous than you think.... by metroid+composite · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it was just a rumor, but I do remember hearing reports of kids jumping on their cats and wondering why they didn't respawn after leaving and reentering the room....

    Of course, these reports were back in the early 90s when there were fewer FPSs to blame everything on.

  9. camper by Maskirovka · · Score: 5, Funny
    news.com.au are reporting an Australian court has been told that two men dressed as characters from 'Counter Strike' shot and killed a man during a Sydney home invasion

    Rumor has it he was camping.

  10. That's Nothing by johnnywheeze · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard that there's a bunch of people who after playing too much "America's Army", stormed through this country in the middle east, killing thousands of people for nothing more than oil!

    Forget Video Games. The american military causes violence, let's ban that instead.

  11. Re:Which gun? by dbloodnok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well reports are coming in that the accused pressed B-4-1, followed by B-6 and B-8-2 immediately prior to the attack.

  12. Re:'Dressed' as Counterstrike shooters by PDA_Boy · · Score: 3, Funny
    So this means they were wearing either army fatigues or a shirt with glasses.

    If they'd been running around naked, the claim would have simply been changed to "dressed in the manner of a Counter Strike mod".

    This looks like the kind of situation in which it would be ridiculous to allow common sense to prevail over sensationalism.

  13. In other news ... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

    A man who was dressed like Kerry killed someone. Now the government examines if the Democrats should be forbidden.

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  14. They would have got away with it by Metatron · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they hadn't spray tagged the walls "Pwn3d by Sophear" :-)

  15. Re:Here's a question for you... by prockcore · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the accused had dressed up as characters from the Clue(TM) boardgame, would boardgames be blamed, and why or why not?

    An unidentified man in his mid to late 50's was charged Tuesday with the bludgeoning death of another man. The man possessed no identification, and gave his name as only "Professor Plum."

    After several hours of investigation, the police determined that Plum brutally attacked Mr. Body with a candlestick. They haven't determined whether the attack took place in the Billiard room, or the Dining room.

    Mrs. Scarlet was present during the attack, but as she was armed with a revolver, police have ruled her out as a suspect.

    In other news, a thimble has just purchased an upscale stretch of real estate along Boardwalk Ave.

  16. Re:'Dressed' as Counterstrike shooters by frankvl · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this means they were wearing either army fatigues or a shirt with glasses

    OR they were dressed up like those little brain eating jumpy thingies. In that case, I would indeed blame the game.

  17. Some Guys Dressed Up Like... by marktaw.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some guys dressed up like characters from America's Army flew halfway around the world and killed several thousand Iraqi's.

    Oh wait...

  18. But.... by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they ban Counterstrike, then the terrorists have won, literally!!

    Jaysyn

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  19. Re:'Dressed' as Counterstrike shooters by AgBullet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gawd-daymn. They must play a lot of CS over in the Middle East...

  20. Of course FPS is NOT to blame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me give you an example. Suppose some japanese game had its screens translated to english with bad grammar. Would you have geeks start spouting that bad grammar? I don't think.....oh wait...

  21. Re:'Dressed' as Counterstrike shooters by SQLz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, what tipped police off was the use of the word 'gay', in every sentence.

  22. Details by presearch · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a strange twist, it was reported that the man killed was dressed like Gordon Freeman.

  23. Re:'Dressed' as Counterstrike shooters by xeyr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in Australia and I'm not so sure about that...

  24. Dressed as what? by Komarosu · · Score: 4, Funny

    two men dressed as characters from 'Counter Strike'

    They're called Special Forces in some countries and Terrorists in others, unless they're talking about the Chickens, then thats just bizzar.

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  25. Link To Counter Strike CONFIRMED by b3x · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the police report, the victims family commented that one of the suspects started firing at the victim through a wall, as if they could see through it. while the other suspect just sat behind a crate in the living room.

  26. Re:'Dressed' as Counterstrike shooters by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

    Over here in the states, we refer to your PM as "Governor Howard" :)

  27. Re:'Dressed' as Counterstrike shooters by lazn · · Score: 2, Funny

    "They are no more a medical doctor than your history prof or your CS prof."

    True that, my Counter Strike professor was not even done with highschool yet, much less his medical degree.

    ==>Lazn