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Gates 'World's Most-Spammed Man'

acehole writes "Bill Gates receives up to four million emails a day, and is probably the most spammed person in the world. But unlike ordinary users, he has an entire department to filter unsolicited " At least now I know why he never replies to my requests for an interview ;)

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  1. Why not release it? by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since he DOES have an entire department creating software to filter out spam, why doesn't he RELEASE said filters and help the rest of the world out? Hell, its MS... why not at least sell it and try to make that department profitable??

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    1. Re:Why not release it? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably because it is based on something open-source like SpamAssassin.

    2. Re:Why not release it? by frugle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of over 30 billion e-mails being sent daily, some experts estimate that over 40% is Spam.

      Google informs me that 40% of 30 billion = 12 000 000 000

      and (4 000 000 / 12 000 000 000) * 100 = 0.0333333333

      That gives Bill Gates a measly 0.03% Market share of Spam. I think we should help Microsoft grow by forwarding all our unwanted spam to Bill.

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    3. Re:Why not release it? by Pad-Lok · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe they think Bill needs viagra or he wants to help some nigerian millionare to transfer some funds?

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    4. Re:Why not release it? by Singletoned · · Score: 5, Funny

      He should get a GMail account and scrap the department.

    5. Re:Why not release it? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      In his case, I suspect the filters are human.

      Or possibly Morlocks.

    6. Re:Why not release it? by Elminst · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah... they're obviously Mentats.
      They have a whole office chanting, "It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion."

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  2. I think I see the problem by MoxCamel · · Score: 5, Funny
    At least now I know why he never replies to my requests for an interview ;)

    Here's a tip:

    When asking for an interview, do not also offer to enlarge his penis. Mox

    1. Re:I think I see the problem by peterprior · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tip? Penis? Reminds me of the good old leper joke.

      What did the leper say to the prostitute?
      You can keep the tip..

    2. Re:I think I see the problem by david.given · · Score: 4, Funny
      Reminds me of the good old leper joke.

      This is obviously some strange new meaning of the word 'good' that I wasn't previously aware of...

  3. Email Required by kb0pin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm comforted to know that when I use billgates@microsoft.com when signing up for something stupid, or for those sites that require an email for download, he actually gets those emails.

    1. Re:Email Required by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      anyone know Ballmer's?

      developersdevelopersdevelopersdevelopers@microsoft .com

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    2. Re:Email Required by mattbelcher · · Score: 5, Funny

      Back when I was still in school, a MS recruiter came and gave a talk to our ACM. His name was also Bill Gates. His email address was bgates@microsoft.com, which caused all sorts of confusion. Apparently, he would get invitations to dinners and speaking engagements.

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  4. Only 4 million per day? by lukateake · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm, I would have thought more considering all the unpatched Windows boxes out there.

  5. XP OEM CH33p!\@ by RyanP · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if he gets spam about discounted copies of XP?

  6. Thank you spammers by digitalgimpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    For *once* I have to thank spammers for a job well done.

    Now any chance on taking on SCO?

  7. Exchange by peterprior · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm.. 4,000,000 / 86400 (seconds in a day) = ~ 46 emails a second.

    I didn't even know exchange could handle that amount of traffic. And thats just for him..

    1. Re:Exchange by Tassach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ha. He probably secretly uses Postfix on FreeBSD :-)

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  8. most spammed man by Washizu · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does he expect when he keeps sending out those email tracking programs?

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  9. Test suite... by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Funny

    he could try to forward his daily mail to a gmail account to really test spam/virus protection, label classification and how much space is 1gb for that kind of traffic. Even if it works, a good promotion of whatever future service of hotmail is "it performed better than gmail with my mail".

  10. Hate Mail by datadriven · · Score: 4, Funny

    They must have hate mail confused with spam.

  11. News for Nerds indeed. by lottameez · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know I was wondering just this morning, just after breakfast, how much spam Bill Gates was getting. "Self", I said, "How many unsolicited emails does Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, get, do you think? Two hundred fifty thousand? A million? What DO you think?"

    I had no answer.
    Until now.

    Thank you slashdot.

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  12. Your Job Sucks When by nuintari · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your job must suck ass if it, in its entirety, involves sorting through another man's porn/real estate/penis enlargment/cum filled panty spam.

    I can see it now, job description:

    Must be able to sort legitimate email from mass unsolicited email. Ability to tolerate apes a plus, as you will be working a team of them. In fact, your department manager is a chimp. Requires opposable thumbs and general image recognition abilities.

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  13. 640 emails.... by underworld · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....ought to be about enough for anyone. ;-)

  14. Gates: use Mozilla Thunderbird's Junk Mail feature by otisg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody should tell him to install Thunderbird.

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  15. Re:Unfiltered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I used to work for Oracle. I once sent Larry a rather critical email. I didn;t get sacked or a reply, either, so I don't know if he got it.

    Oracle internal email system used to be so crap that it got confused if people had the same first name and sent them each others email. I shared the same first name with the VP of Consulting for EMEA (I was working in Hamburg at the time). I once received an email from Big Man's secretary to him asking if he wanted to confirm his meeting with some IBM execs. I replied to her saying that she should tell IBM to Bugger Off and to get on the phone to the head of consulting in Hamburg and to give that Phil guy a large pay rise.

    A couple of days later my boss called me into his office and told me "Please don't do that again"

  16. Re:Well.. by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    You shouldn't put his email address online! Spammers have bots that can harvest links like billg@microsoft.com. so make sure you never do that.