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Can People Really Program 80+ Hours a Week?

ibn_khaldun asks: "A question in light of the EA controversy. I'm an academic researcher who does his own programming -- I have to eat what I kill. In my 35 years of coding experience, any time I try to work on a complex program for more than, say, 60 hours a week (coding, not just showing up) for a couple weeks at a time, I'm just asking for trouble: I generate buggy code and debugging it only makes it buggier. Numerous studies in other fields (law firms, hospitals) have shown that mistakes rise exponentially after anyone works about 50 hours per week (don't think about this if you go to the emergency room at 3 a.m.)." Are these rational working conditions? (More below.) "Does EA sprinkle magic pixie dust on their serfs to get around this problem, or is the work so trivial that it can be done while pathologically sleep deprived, or are the PHB's so technically challenged they don't realize what is going on? This whole 'death march' mentality seems absolutely crazy to me as a programmer, but appears to be common. Honestly, can someone enlighten me as to how these 80+ hour weeks ever accomplish anything?"

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  1. I think that Microsoft is using the same strategy. by Folmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    How else do they manage to keep their software so secure?

    To answer your question: Amphetamine

  2. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not since Slashdot debuted.

  3. I reload Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    80 hours a week.

  4. pixie dust... by VirtualUK · · Score: 2, Funny

    .....yeah of the columbian variety!

  5. This is easy by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    Easy, they are overclocking their systems, and then counting the man-hours according to their CPU multiplier. The rest of the time, they are goofing off playing Quake 3 Arena for "inspiration" and "research". That's how they work high hours and yet the products still reach the shelves late.

    Any other questions?

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  6. Coding Law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...states that: 'Any code is better than no code.'

  7. Re:Well, it can be done. But can it be done well? by TykeClone · · Score: 5, Funny

    But debugging that's a bit easier - just send your assistant to find out which wires are hot :)

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  8. Don't you remember the anti-drug commercial? by PornMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I do more coke so I can work more hours so I can make more money so I can do more coke.

    1. Re:Don't you remember the anti-drug commercial? by stor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I do more coke so I can work more hours so I can make more money so I can do more coke.

      That reminds me of a great Robocop quote:

      "We rob banks to get the money to buy coke, sell the coke and make even more money!"

      "Why don't we just rob more banks?"

      Cheers
      Stor

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  9. Re:Every play an EA game? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, what does anyone expect?

    "EA games: question everything"

    Paranoia is not an uncommon response to lack of sleep from overwork :-)

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  10. Pfftt... by Pugflop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sleep is no substitute for caffeine!

  11. well it CAN work by Striker770S · · Score: 1, Funny

    the best way to do this is to get a bunch of crak addicted programmers and tell them that if they work 80+ hours a week, you will give them a fix. Trust me on this one, that not only would the work be better(by saying the better work gives more crak) but also that program would be crystal clear of errors, because crak adicts will do anything for a fix. Hell, if the government sent a bunch of druggies out to find Osamma saying he has an ounce of crak on him, hed be found in less than a week!

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  12. Re:You bet. I'm living proof. by CommanderData · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've coded, on average, 70 hours a week, for the last six years. This has been on my own project, which is coming along nicely (after about a dozen complete rewrites, language changes, and overhauls).

    What are you working on- Duke Nukem Forever? :)

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  13. Re:You bet. I'm living proof. by Chicane-UK · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've coded, on average, 70 hours a week, for the last six years. This has been on my own project, which is coming along nicely (after about a dozen complete rewrites, language changes, and overhauls).

    Stop posting on Slashdot Broussard, and get back to finishing Duke Nuken Forever for petes sake - you've had long enough.

    Regards,

    Your Investors. :)

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  14. Re:The point of diminishing returns is just the st by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but if you're too tired to work properly, you're okay to DRIVE home?

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  15. Simple Answer: No. by Qbertino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anybody saying otherwise is bullshitting.

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  16. I am the assistant.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    you insensitive clod!

  17. Re:Well, it can be done. But can it be done well? by Wanker · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sorry, Frenchmen are the 21st most productive people in the world

    Hmmm... let me fix that. *logs on to Wikipedia*

    Done!
  18. Re:sleep during the meetings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I usually use half of the time to finish my TPS Reports. The other half I just "space out".

    It's not that I'm lazy - it's just a lack of motivation!

  19. Re:Well, it can be done. But can it be done well? by Feral+Bueller · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does anyone have any recommendations on how to present something like this to management in a convincing manner?

    Resign.

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  20. Re:Well, it can be done. But can it be done well? by xs650 · · Score: 4, Funny

    " You can work 80 hours in a week,"

    Why, yes, I can.

    My computer, unfortunately cannot. It starts making a lot of dumb mistakes during an extended days work.

    So do my pencils and pens. It a damn equipment problem, I can do it, really.

  21. To quote a friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    80 hr weeks == methamphetamine and marriage counseling :)

  22. Re:The point of diminishing returns is just the st by decepty · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fine then. More cheese for the rest of us!

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  23. Re:I think that Microsoft is using the same strate by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny
    To answer your question: Amphetamine

    "Speed" code tends to be poorly documanted and maddeningly squirrely. I've tried to use code written by a serious gak head, and it turned out to be easier to just rewrite it from scratch.

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  24. No, it's worse by n3wtonian · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to "All I really need to know in business I learned at
    Microsoft" by Julie Bick, it says "Work until your physical pain
    forces you into unconsciousness!!"

  25. Re:What do Europeans think of us for doing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In all honestly they laugh. In Europe there are plenty of people who have worked in the US, and they all say it takes 10 Americans to do a normal job.

    The story is the same, they get in early hang around, do a bit of work, chat, a bit of work, and so on. 12 hours later they're still at the office but only achieved 5 hours productivity.

  26. Re:Well, it can be done. But can it be done well? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny
    It helps if you have a high-level cleric sitting there refreshing your buffs and casting major heals.

    Oh, hang on ... were you talking about taking that sort of damage for real?

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  27. Re:You bet. I'm living proof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Haha I know YOU ARE NOT my investors. They don't sign off with a smilie anymore. Indeed, when they message me in everquest they often followed with angry emoticons.

  28. Re:I know a few people who've died through overwor by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Awesome, I know a few bosses who could use some quality time with a noose.

    BTW, was the company Anderson?

  29. Re:I think that Microsoft is using the same strate by rhuntley12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should do a more indepth study on this. I volunteer to be guinea pig, for free.

  30. Re:Well, it can be done. But can it be done well? by xSauronx · · Score: 1, Funny

    silly n00bs; hire a ninja to flip out and kill him.

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  31. Re: Let's extend your theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Completely true. Sometimes playing with ideas and thinking unconventionally is exactly what you need, but a lot of the time you just need to focus and get stuff done. Some substances are just not good at helping you to get stuff done.

    *posting anonymously so my employer doesn't know their programmer is a stoner ;)