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Envisioning the Desktop Fabricator

mkl writes "Yesterday I fantasized about a generator of matter. Not a laser plotter for carving 3d objects, but a device that will assemble any given object from its base, out of atoms. I was thinking about a device that can find its place under the roofs of all the people working on PCs all over the world. So I fantasize about it at work and what do I see in the Wired News newsletter? 'Any product, any shape, any size -- manufactured on your desktop! The future is the fabricator.' Heh."

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  1. That's where we differ. by Lostie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yesterday I fantasized about a generator of matter ... a device that will assemble any given object from its base, out of atoms.

    I also fantasized about a generator of matter, one that was able to generate Natalie Portman right in front of me complete with a handbag full of a strange gritty substance. Ooooh yeah.

    1. Re:That's where we differ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Natty Portman - Matter that Matters.
      -r

  2. Finally by NiTr|c · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can fabricate the perfect woman! Now, where can I get one of these things?

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    1. Re:Finally by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Funny
      "I can fabricate the perfect woman! Now, where can I get one of these things?"

      Dude, haven't you seen The 5th Element?

    2. Re:Finally by Zorilla · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...Multipass!

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    3. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes yes, she knows it's a multipass.

  3. Had to be done... by matthew.thompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tea, Earl grey, Hot!

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  4. Do you hear this?!! by digital.prion · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imagine that, building the woman of your dreams one ATOM at a time - only to have her leave to find the man of HER dreams! something about my protruding teeth.. Young buck, Mr. Ed.

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  5. Re:..which begs the question by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 5, Funny

    the first thing i'd fabricate would be another fabricator.

  6. Lexmark is gonna love this. by brad3378 · · Score: 4, Funny

    .... and you thought Lexmark ink was expensive!!

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  7. What's next by RealProgrammer · · Score: 3, Funny
    For an encore:
    • Attach it to a 3D scanner and make a 3D copier.
    • Attach it to a microscope and duplicate bacteria (good or bad)
    • Attach it to a microwave oven and make dinner
    • Get the fabricator to fabricate itself
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  8. Re:Brilliant by mordors9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But did Roddenberry get a patent on the idea..... never mind, gotta run..... have to get down to the office first......

  9. Piracy by accelleron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Piracy - it's not just for software anymore...

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  10. Obligatory Calvin and Hobbes quote by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    Calvin: "If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?"
    Hobbes: "Hmm..."
    Calvin: "Anything at all! Whatever you want!"
    Hobbes: "A sandwich."
    Calvin: "A SANDWICH?!? WHAT KIND OF STUPID WISH IS THAT?!"
    Calvin: "Talk about a failure of imagination! I'd ask for a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle, and a private continent!"
    Hobbes: (eating sandwich) "I got MY wish."

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  11. Re:The Diamond Age by gowen · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the most part your post was very interesting and informative, but at the end it just tailed off into inconsequence, as if you'd run out of ideas.

    Clearly, you are indeed a scholar of Mr Stephenson's work.

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  12. Re:But... by DoctorPepper · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, instead of Natalie Portman, you end up with Rosanne Barr! (Ewwww!).

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  13. Re:NATALIE PORTMAN NOW!!! by BrittinFLA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uhh NO one to make Dinner while the other fetches me a beer ;-)

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  14. Re:ST Replicator != Molecular Manufacturing by gerardrj · · Score: 2, Funny

    If of all the foods available, people start replicating McDonald's burgers, then there are larger problems in the world.

    As for the whole world hunger thing... the problem isn't one of the volume or mass of food, it's a matter of money to purchase it or to ship it in a timely manner to where it's needed. If the people can't afford food, they sure can't afford a molecular manufacturing machine to "build" the food. Not to mention the energy to run the things.

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  15. Reminds me of a PKD story... by albamuth · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...in which short story anthology, I can't tell you (powers of recall dimming).

    Anyhow, on a post-apocalyptic Earth (as always) the saviors of humankind are these huge bloblike aliens who fabricate anything people want from them out of dust. Cars, houses, clothes, food, etc. Problem is people have been depending on these aliens for so many generations that they have no idea how make anything, and they aliens are starting to die off (and all the things the aliens conjured are falling apart)--panic ensues. Enter the hero who shows people an ugly, crude clay mug that he made himself.

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