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Make Your Own Cluster Balloon

Posted by michael on from the we-disclaim-all-responsibility dept.

Mr. Christmas Lights writes "'Have you ever dreamed of being carried into the sky by a giant bouquet of colorful toy balloons?' John Ninomiya does exactly that using 50-150 four-seven foot diameter balloons filled with helium ... and sealed with tape (duct?) and cable ties. Folks may recall the lawn chair man who floated up to 16,000 feet, but John takes this to a whole new level and his site has some wild pictures ... and includes the comment 'Kids, don't try this at home!'"

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  1. Re:The inevitable question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty fucking useless. Grendel lived underground

  2. Mary Poppin's by Kevin+Mitnick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call me when we have an umbrella that lets you fly through the clouds

  3. More information... by WalterGR · · Score: 5, Informative

    The lawn-chair man sounded like a hoax to me, but snopes.com (which we all know is the final word in urban legends) claims it's true!

    My favorite part:

    As Larry and his lawnchair drifted into the approach path to Long Beach Municipal Airport, perplexed pilots from two passing Delta and TWA airliners alerted air traffic controllers about what appeared to be an unprotected man floating through the sky in a chair.

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  4. Please use these Mirrors by TheMysteriousFuture · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please use one of the following mirrors:

    http://www.clusterballoon.org.nyud.net:8090/intro/ intro.html coral cache

    http://mirrordot.org/stories/be656bccec5ae60c9862f 9f692d3cdf2/index.html Mirror Dot

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  5. Re:What a waste... by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. The Pentagon has to plan for all eventualities, including invasion by an army of angry clowns

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  6. Hmmm... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's see, in my bedroom and garage, I've got on hand:

    * Paraglider harness
    * Reserve parachute
    * Helium
    * Balloons
    * Duct tape
    * Oxygen cylinders and masks
    * Warm clothes
    * Flight helmet
    * GPS
    * Handheld radio
    * BB gun

    And here I was wondering what to do with my weekend.

  7. Can not go too high by asadodetira · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember in a fluid dynamic course we did some balloon calculations, and one conclusion was that baloons are unstable, as they go up, the pressure decreases, so the gas keeps expanding until it bursts. I guess this might be different with a real materials, I don't recall how you model the elastic membrane stuff.

  8. Re:What a waste... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    Since you seem incapable of looking it up yourself, I did it for you:

    Abundance

    Helium is the second most abundant element in the known universe after hydrogen and constitutes nearly a quarter of the mass of the universe. It is concentrated in the stars, where it is formed from hydrogen by the nuclear fusion of the proton-proton chain reaction and CNO cycle. According to the Big Bang model of the early development of the universe, the vast majority of helium was formed in the first three minutes after the Big Bang.

    However, the concentration of helium in the Earth's atmosphere is only 1 part in 200,000, largely because most helium in the Earth's atmosphere escapes into space due to its inertness and low mass. All considerable helium on Earth is a result of radioactive decay. The decay product is found in minerals of uranium and thorium, including cleveites, pitchblende, carnotite, monazite and beryl. There are also small amounts in mineral springs, volcanic gas and meteoric iron. The greatest concentrations on the planet are in natural gas, from which most commercial helium is derived. The principal source in the world is the natural gas wells of the American states of Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas.
  9. Re:What a waste... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    Tell that to an analytical chemist who has his gas chromatograph explode because he has to run hydrogen instead of helium as the carrier gas. Sure, you get better resolution with hydrogen, but helium is safer. Add on to that the fact that in Europe, chemists collect and recycle their helium, one starts to appreciate the value only when there was a shortage. Ask any analytical chemist how their helium was rationed two summers ago- they'll remember it.

    Helium has utility in places where you'd never think about- heliarc welding, or any inert gas welding (TIG, MIG, etc.), for example. Welding aluminum isn't the same without it. Liquid fuel rocketry uses it to drive the fuel. It has innumerable cryogenic applications that are irreproducible with any other element. You can't grow silicon or germanium crystals without it, so kiss your computer chips and cell phones goodbye without it. The tests used to throw sizable chunks of foam into a Shuttle wing to simulate what happened to Columbia were done with a light gas gun- which uses helium to create a shock wave of sufficient velocity.

    Everyone thinks it's a big joke, a "strategic helium reserve." Truth be known, were it not for the eccentric and vast natural gas fields of west Texas that have very high concentrations of helium, we'd be up shit's creek without a pooper scooper on this one. Fact is, we can lord over other countries that require helium for their own purposes.

    Supplies are finite, and we're pissing it away on toy balloons. What a waste. Let 'em use hydrogen instead. Maybe they can do a Hindenburg. How's that for substituting for helium?