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Laptops May Be Hazardous to Your Fertility
Spy der Mann writes "Researchers find that men who place portable computers on their laps are inadvertently raising the temperature of their scrotums -- and possibly damaging their sperm. Guess laptops should get a namechange soon... before our fertility does."
lol
I guess you'll have to take out Hot tubs and warm showers and tight fitting jeans as well... This is by far the dumbest thread of the week.
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OH SHIT
Don't forget about the realdoll. Although I guess fertility doesn't matter in this case either.
has anyone made a joke yet about slashdotters dont get laid? if so id like to take credit for it. Mod my AC post up please.
Thank god,
Some of you should never reproduce.......
Sorry, those were two separate comments, and had nothing to do with each other.
Quit questioning and go buy yourself a hot tub! NOW!
Blessed be he who reads this post, Cursed be he who tells my boss.
heh heh .. he said scrotum ...heh heh
being a geek is the best birth control. It's also a good marriage prevention mechanism.
I call that "Tea Bagging". I love it when a chick sucks on my nut sack. ;)
Life is not for the lazy.
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...for tinfoil underpants
Dude I wish I had mod points. This post was fucking hilarious...and I'm sitting here crying in my cube trying to breath.
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I never thought I'd see the day when the word scrotum appears in a slashdot article summary.
Funny that. I was a geek in high school too, but I never really had a lack of dates. Played chess, tutored, drama, yearbook/newspaper, was a computer geek, and still got the girls (all very attractive).
Of course, I also wasn't a 98lb weakling either. I was close to 6' tall and fairly well muscled from the martial training. I had to keep telling the football and track and field coaches that I wasn't interested in joining.
Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
I think I saw this on Mythbusters Uncut!
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For my girl it's always OK. She swallows.
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The pill that is.
Wow, how many years has it been since hearing a Natalie Portman/hot grits post that's actually funny?
:)
Good job!
> I'm banging a fat chick at the moment and I love it. She's a great girl.
You're banging her right this second? Wow, you've got some dexterity going on.
> Don't stick your dick in it unless you really want it (emphasis mine).
You forgot the other layer to your pregnancy "security" model - being totally chauvinistic. No woman with any self respect, skinny or fat, is going to put up with you if that's what's really going on up in your skull. So that leaves you with only women with no self respect. And those are the kind you can bully into going to the abortion clinic as a stopgap measure! Wow, you really are all set. Good luck to you, not that you need it with all of that knowledge you're dropping.
Slashdot needs a new moderation -1:Obvious joke.
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That was the case for some of them, but not for others. Being chased by the girls from aerobics when I was in college comes to mind (there seems to be something attractive about a guy who fights with a sword, and our practice room was right down the hall from them.)
Besides, most of the girls I dated asked me out, not the other way around.
Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Look at it this way - you can pay for their gym memberships now, or you can pay for their heart pills and triple-bypass surgery later. I think we both know which is cheaper.