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Secret Agents Hold Code-Breaking Contest

Spudley writes "I just heard on the BBC that the British Government's not-so-secret code breaking organisation, GCHQ, has launched a little Christmas crypto challenge for all you budding secret agents. Should be fun to try it out... even if you're not brave enough to actually send in an entry."

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  1. The answer... by GameGod0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... is obviously 42.

    1. Re:The answer... by nelsonal · · Score: 3, Informative

      Depending on how difficult they make it, look for letters that occur often (names usually have a lot of vowels). You could use a letter histogram for that, there should be a very wide distribution of letter frequency. Then it is just a matter of spelling out the words by trial and error, until you recognise a name then plug those letters into other names, and you will eventually see more partial names to complete. Most likely the names are relativly famous, so that should be a clue. As far as relating the names to together, you are on your own.

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  2. Answer: by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    Drink your ovaltine?

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    1. Re:Answer: by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

  3. Uh... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    that page just looks like a few columns of perl code to me.

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    1. Re:Uh... by iapetus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tsk. It's easy to tell the difference - the GCHQ code challenge is neatly formatted.

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  4. egassem by fishdan · · Score: 3, Funny

    sdren era syug uoy

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    1. Re:egassem by Whafro · · Score: 3, Funny

      okay, so if it took me like twenty minutes to figure that out, I'm not even going to look at the FA.

  5. GCHQ by Gilesx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I live a mile from GCHQ - it looks like a huge donut, and is apparently mostly built underground. The scarey thing is that I recently read that it's the second most desirable terrorist target after the Whitehouse. Nice!

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    1. Re:GCHQ by museumpeace · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would have assumed the US has an equivalent of the GCHQ organization. I enquired about it and was told we have No Such Agengcy.

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  6. Answer? by CypherXero · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have your IP address. Thanks!

  7. I see how it works... by jmcwork · · Score: 5, Funny

    You win the contest, they recruit you, then you spend the rest of your life drinking vodka martinis, getting shot at, and having gorgeous women fall at your feet. (Time to start code breaking!)

  8. Job Opportunity? by mordors9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know it says you can win a book, but this smells like those Google job application tests that were in the magazines a few months back. Come up with enough correct answers on these tests and who knows....

  9. Don't enter if you're an American by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll know

    1) You're too smart for the good of the country and

    2) You're disloyal enough to cozy up to a foreign spy agency.

    Can you say "do-not-fly list"? Thought so.

    1. Re:Don't enter if you're an American by david.given · · Score: 4, Funny
      Can you say "do-not-fly list"?

      Do-not-flih...

      Doughnut fly...

      Do-nut-fly...

      Duh-not-fluh...

      Apparently not.

  10. interesting "puzzle" at most by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Modern crypto isn't based on oddly configured puzzles [e.g. once you learn the algo the solution is simple].

    While this is a nice puzzle and certainly I couldn't solve it in the 2 mins I was staring at it this has nothing todo with modern crypto. Have an AES breaking contest if you want to promote real research.

    Tom

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    1. Re:interesting "puzzle" at most by wronski · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is not about promoting research. Most people think (with some reason that spying agencias like GCHQ are somewhat creepy. So they promote a nice and cuddly puzzle contest as if to say 'Look, we are just regular guys who like to have some fun and read other countries' diplomatic mail every now and then'.

      Reminds me a bit of the CIA Homepage for Kids , but not nearly as weird.

    2. Re:interesting "puzzle" at most by wiggys · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually the purpose of this puzzle is to test your problem solving skills.

      They want to know that you are capable of thinking for yourself: maybe you know nothing about the differences between Blofish and AES. That doesn't matter. What does matter is you have a problem and can find a way to solve it.

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  11. The connection between the two columns... by Woogiemonger · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..is that all the people listed have really fucked up names.

  12. It says... by guitaristx · · Score: 3, Funny

    All your codebreak are belong to uk.

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  13. Automated entry submission system by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    GCHQ has launched a little Christmas crypto challenge for all you budding secret agents. To submit your entry to the challenge, just pick up your phone, call your mother, and tell her your solution!

  14. ok learn from history... by johnjones · · Score: 4, Informative

    it would be a good bet in my mind it will be something like what they did before (people tend to repeat themselves)so... previously on gchq

    Each of the six extracts is encrypted with a simple substitution cipher. In the first extract, this is a straightforward shift: P=A, Q=B, R=C etc.

    In extracts two to six, the ciphertext alphabet is formed by taking a keyword, removing those letters that occur more than once in the keyword, and then adding all remaining letters in alphabetical order. For example, in extract two, the keyword is MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE. By taking out those letters that are repeated in the keyword, we are left with: MURDESINTHOG. We then add all unused letters in alphabetical order to give us: MURDESINTHOGABCFJKLPQVWXYZ.

    Finally, the alphabet is shifted to give the keyword PUZZLE as the encryption of A in each alphabet in turn (as read down the left hand side of the grid).

    1) And Joshua the son of Nun sent two men secretly from Shittim as spies, saying, "Go, view the land, especially Jericho."

    Joshua chapter 2. The Bible, c.550 BC. (An early reference to intelligence gathering.)

    2) Many years ago I contracted an intimacy with a Mr. William Legrand. He was of an ancient Huguenot family, and had once been wealthy; but a series of misfortunes had reduced him to want.

    Edgar Allan Poe, Tales of Mystery and Imagination: The Gold Bug. The Dollar Newspaper, Philadelphia, 1843. (The first extensive treatment of cryptanalysis in fiction.)
    Keyword: MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE (another famous short story by Poe).

    3) Holmes had been seated for some hours in silence with his long, thin back curved over a chemical vessel in which he was brewing a particularly malodorous product.

    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Dancing Men, The Strand Magazine, 1903. (Another fictional example of a substitution cipher.)
    Keyword: MYCROFT HOLMES (Sherlock Holmes's brother).

    4) The American handed Leamas another cup of coffee and said, "Why don't you go back and sleep? We can ring you if he shows up."

    John Le Carre, The Spy Who Came In From The Cold. Victor Gollancz, 1963. (The third in the series of books featuring George Smiley, one of the best known fictional agents.)
    Keyword: GEORGE SMILEY (main character in this series of books).

    5) An Act to make provision about the Secret Intelligence Service and the Government Communications Headquarters, including provision for the issue of warrants and authorisations

    (The Act of Parliament allowing GCHQ to operate, and defining its accountability to Parliament and the public.)
    Keyword: ELIZABETH THE SECOND (signatory of the Act), Intelligence Services Act 1994.

    6) On the morning of Wednesday, 15 October 1586, Queen Mary entered the crowded courtroom at Fotheringhay Castle. (Some editions of this book list the day as Saturday)

    Simon Singh, The Code Book. Fourth Estate, 1999. (Singh's book is a recent tour de force on the subject of cryptography.)
    Keyword: FOURTH ESTATE (publisher).

  15. Part 1 solved by mpcooke3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is the connection between the men in the first list and the women in the second list?

    They all have very strange sounding names.

  16. Books? No -- I want a glass cutting laser watch! by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the challenge page:

    "Just to make things a little more interesting, GCHQ will be offering copies of 'Big Bang' the latest book by Simon Singh, the well known mathematician and code expert, to six successful solvers whose names will be drawn from a hat."

    Screw that. If a bunch of secret agents are running a contest, I expect to win at least a friggin' mini-missile launching pen or some C4 toothpaste w/ detonator toothbrush.

    Wait -- maybe the books are hollowed out and contain flasks that convert into single-shot 9mm pistols!

    Too bad I can't even balance my checkbook, let alone compete in this contest. If you win, let us know if the books including an expandable titanium katana sword bookmark.

    IronChefMorimoto

  17. Re:The penguins talk to you, they only steal my be by brsmith4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    To both of you: only I and the makers of the Matrix are allowed to misspell 'cipher'... As it was a name of a rather blah character in the movie and has been the domain for my email address for quite some time, I think we have the monopoly on this one, pal(s). Please immediately cease your infringement on our intellectual properties so as to prevent this from becoming a _legal_ matter.

  18. how to solve by Sogol · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is actually quite trivial. The key lies in the encrypted mans name BZGZD A'GAANZ. Note the apostrophe. It is reasonable to guess that A==O because many british surnames begin with O-apostrophe.

    Apply the substitution and you get BZGZD O'GOONZ. It is reasonable to guess the last name O'TOOLE, which gives us the solution for T, L, and E.

    This name is PETER O'TOOLE, and with these letters, the rest of the name is easy to solve.