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The Ten Worst Products of the Year

WaZiX writes "Not sure what you want to buy for christmas? Well me neither, but PCMag has an interesting article on what they consider to be the 10 worst products of the year, so at least you know what not to buy. Helpful article that picked out products from different categories such as PDA's, Notebooks and MP3 players."

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  1. Missing option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot subscription?

    1. Re:Missing option by nhaines · · Score: 5, Funny

      Goatse Guy Lapel Pin?

    2. Re:Missing option by phorm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shares of SCO stock?

  2. Interesting Thought... by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would be funny if they put PC Magazine on that list.

    1. Re:Interesting Thought... by wishlish · · Score: 5, Informative

      Given that one of their "Best Fall Software Downloads" was riddled with spyware (as I found out the hard way!), I'm all for this. Any major magazine recommending vendors of malware will never get my attention again.

    2. Re:Interesting Thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      their comedy was just giga-crappy.

  3. eMac by hendridm · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The 40GB hard drive will fill up quickly, the lack of a DVD burner makes offloading files impossible, and the Radeon 9200 graphics card won't even run this fall's hot Mac games. And at around $800, this eMac ain't cheap.

    His reviews mostly made sense except for the eMac rip. I'm not a huge Mac fan (nothing wrong with them, just not my cup of tea), but I thought he seemed to be targetting a different audience with his review of the eMac. 40GB would certainly not fill up quickly with the type of things my parents do on a computer, and I think anyone wishing to play "this fall's hottest games" wouldn't be considering an entry level computer. Finally, $800 seems to be about right for the price of an eMac. Sure, you can get a dell for $499 with a monitor (please don't correct the numbers), but Macintoshes cost more because they provide more value for their target audience. And when he said, "buy a Dell", does that mean if I pick an entry level Dell it will play "this fall's hottest games?" Although IANAG (gamer), something tells me you're not going to get stellar HL2 performance on an Intel 810.

    1. Re:eMac by TheRedHorse · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'd also point out you can get an 80 GB drive with the emac if you wish, and a DVD burner is also available, their review of the eMac makes it seem that these options aren't available.

    2. Re:eMac by wizbit · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think anyone wishing to play "this fall's hottest games" wouldn't be considering an entry level computer

      Actually he said "this fall's hot Mac games," so that probably means Myth 2 and Marathon Infinity.

      (i kid, i kid.)
    3. Re:eMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is a bit odd. I just looked at Dell prices (of course I might have missed systems, do correct me if I'm wrong). Dells are 40GB drives until you get to $899 systems. Nor do they contain DVD burners( or even CD burners) until you hit above the eMac price. Nor do they have even ATI or nvidia graphics, but onboard intel stuff. Doesn't look much different to me.

      "Don't buy an eMac cos it sucks at X, Y and Z. Buy a dell instead, they also suck at X, Y and Z"

    4. Re:eMac by Port1080 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Macs are good for "new to computers" people. If I was buying my grandmother a computer to browse the web and use e-mail, an eMac would be a good choice. Yeah it's more expensive, but very few viruses target MacOS, OSX is easy to use, and a lack of moving parts on the computer makes it hard to mess with (which is bad for a geek, but good for a newbie). A cheap Dell for half the cost would get the job done too, but then 3 months later you'd be cleaning off spyware, explaining how to use a virus scanner, etc, etc.

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    5. Re:eMac by Golias · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I should also add that I know somebody who has an eMac (which he bought for video editing... He uses an external firewire drive for higher-capacity storage) and he's been playing the very hottest of "this fall's hottest games" (World of Warcraft) on it and has been very pleased with the performance.

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    6. Re:eMac by Eric+S+Raymond · · Score: 5, Funny

      But we know the important question is really, will it run Emacs?

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    7. Re:eMac by BenjyD · · Score: 5, Informative

      So where is this "provide more value" you are talking about?

      It's called OS X.

    8. Re:eMac by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes.... Stupid from a monetary reason. You are absolutely right, but from a value reason: No. The eMac is a perfect investment for people who have light computing needs and need a reliable platform. Windows XP on a Dell (or any OEM) is just not reliable.

      Why? Very simple: Spyware, viruses and other annoyances. I just spent the weekend of cleaning the 3 month (!!!) old Acer PC from one of my cousins. This cousin is not your local geek, he's a law student and uses his laptop for surfing, chat and writing papers. Hey, he's a student, he doesn't have tons of money, so he bought the cheapest laptop he could find: A Celeron with 256Meg RAM and 30Gig HD, Shared Graphics and whatnot. It ran Win-XP Home SP1, don't ask me why a OEM doesn't ship SP2 by default now... I suspect it cost him around 800Euro.
      Now an entry level iBook is around 1200Euro, so it can't match in price. I'll grant you that. But what would have happened to my cousin if he didn't have a nice geek in the family willing to rip his hear out while cleaning up this barfed-up XP machine? He would have spent a lot of money by letting it be cleaned up by a company. If he would have opted for an iBook, it would have chugged along. His Acer was essentially a paperweight after 3 months of usage.

      So, please, if you compare on price, also compare on value. I know I just compared a low-priced iBook with a low-priced laptop... The same hold for people not wanting portability: low-end Dell versus eMac.
      I know that you and I wouldn't bother with such machines (though I own an iBook, because I am a "switcher"), but we are not low-usage-users.

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    9. Re:eMac by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget Breakout and Super Breakout.

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    10. Re:eMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      For someone who "really, really" doesn't care...you sure went off on an emotionally charged rant. ;)

  4. Worst. Product. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO "Linux license".

  5. The Ten... by bushboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Worst Magazine Reviews of the Year, at number 1 we have ...

    you get the picture

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  6. Missing product by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Cowboy Neal's 'Thongs for Geeks'", which includes graphic instructions.....
    Shudders

  7. Re:worse pressy by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My motto when it comes to buying hardware, especially when it comes to hardware that I'm recommending for other (usually less technically-adept) people is to buy a decent product from a good brand.

    No-name modems, video cards, network adapters, etc might seem like a bargain but when you run into any kind of problem, or when you come to changing OS, then a no-name product is going to leave you up shit creak without a paddle virtually every single time.

    Providing tech support to friends and relatives is one thing, providing tech support for a cheap, near-unsupported part is another thing altogether. If for no reason other than I don't want to piss off people I care about, I always make sure that I have them buying with reliability rather than false value in mind, and if that means I take the extra time necessary to research exactly what they need and handpick the product that they should buy then that's what I'll do.

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  8. GigaWhat? by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "You'd think that with a name like "GigaFast," the WF717-APR router would deliver a great performance, but you'd be GigaWrong. Buy this one and you'll end up GigaSad in no time."

    Could the article be anymore GigaLame?

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  9. Already Know that. by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is fairly common knowlege that the eMac is apples lowest end System. No one ever made the impression that it wasn't. The eMac was primarly made for educational usage. Which normally means that its useage would be Running a Word Processor, Browsing the internet. Running low end Sciencetific tools, that could probably run quicly on a 486 as well and some Educational Games. It keeps the CRT Screen because it is easier to clean up from pencel marks and takes scratches better. The extra price over say the $499 Dell is usually due to 1st Apple is getting a larger % of the profit, (Most PC manufacturars make there Low End system and sell it at very low margins so they can advertise the lower end PC and then most people will go to Dell.com then look around and order a higher priced one), Secondarly the eMac is build to be a little more solid then a Dell W. Monitor Which is part of the Educational Need for a computer, thridly because of Supply v. Demmand the supply for part to make an eMac is much smaller then the supply of part to make a low end PC, so the price is higher.

    I find it disapointing that PC magazine decided to choose the eMac as its bad system to buy not because they chose an Apple computer but because there are so many Windows PC that are of very poor quality and are advertised as much more then they are. But it is no secret that PC magizene is no Fan of Apple anyways. Back when the PowerMac g5 was released their "Glowing" afermation of the G5s power was saying it was just as good as the top of he line PC.

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  10. Re:The MP3 Headphones by CountBrass · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well that's just rubbish. I own and iPod but I don't feel the need to tell the world.

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  11. Pulitzer Prize! by maddh · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the Stretched Simile, Forced Metaphor, Overbaked Hyperbole and Lame Joke School of Journalism

    "glacially slow processor and anemic memory"
    "designed by orangutans without opposable thumbs"
    "longer than it took the Minnow's crew to escape Gilligan's Island"
    "it's slower than a 330-pound defensive tackle with two bad knees on a muddy field"
    "like watching the neighbor's TV with a periscope"
    "look worse than an ancient Philco"
    "control more twitchy than Jennifer Tilly in Seed of Chucky"
    "this twisted offspring of a Norelco shaver"
    "you'd be GigaWrong. Buy this one and you'll end up GigaSad"
    "doesn't matter a NanoBit."

  12. eMac by $criptah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not a Mac fanatic, yet I do not like that eMac made the article. It is a solid machine for somebody who wants to have a stable client for checking e-mail, using a digital camera, surfing the web and being somewhat secure. Especially for $800.

    Please do not give me "my Linux box can do the same for less" crap because there is no fucking way in hell I am going to recommend a Linux box to any of my relatives or non-techie people. Currently, I still see Linux as a great system for servers and desktops owned by techies who know the differences between kernel 2.4 and 2.6. Dell is okay, but as long as they run some sort of Windows, I am not touching them.

    A couple of months ago I spent 2 days cleaning my friend's computer from every goddamn malware program out there. Then I cleaned my aunts computer, then I helped my mom because her box was extremely slow due to all the "addware" that she managed to install. Being a naive and a non-experienced user sucks, especially when companies do not want to be on your side. That is why I strongly push my mom toward an eMac because as far as I am concerned it represents a solid machine for beginners who do not want to spend all their free time maintaining it. Let's face the facts: not everybody enjoys configuring their computers whenever they have free time.

    Here is why I like eMac:

    It runs Mac OS X. This eliminates tons of malware available for Windows users. It is also easy to upgrade and maintain. I can enable SSHd and login to my mom's computer whenever she has a problem that needs to be fixed.

    It is relatively cheap for what it is. Because I do not have to spend my time maintaining the computer, I can do something else. How much does your free time cost?

    It has enough disk space. Believe it or not, 40GB is enough for any normal person. So far, all my software on my computer takes up 20GB. A person who does not download movies or music does not need a large hard drive to begin with.

    eMac is pretty damn compact. I do not want my mom to deal with tons of wires, so a single box seems to be a perfect solution.

    And that is just the beginning. Granted, I am a little biased towards Macs because since I got one, I noticed increase in my productivity. Now I can actually spend my time on writing code and doing fun things that do not involve system administration 24/7.

  13. Typo About the eMac by Necromancyr · · Score: 5, Funny
    There was a typo in the article about the eMac. It read:

    ...and the Radeon 9200 graphics card won't even run this fall's hot Mac games.

    It should have read:

    ...and the Radeon 9200 graphics card won't even run this fall's hot Mac game.

  14. NOT the same as on Windows by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What happens if you don't patch a Mac? Possible intrusion is what happens, Same as on Wndows.

    Two things of note - if you don't patch a Mac, right now you have a working unpatched Mac. If you don't patch Windows (or even if you do), you PROBABLY have a comprimised computer for the majority of users. You are confusing two possibilities with the reality of the situation at hand.

    Which leads me to my second point. All Macs come set up to update weekly, so issues are patched quickly - AND because of the security setup in OS X you'd have to have the administrator password from the user to be able to disable this process. On Windows it would be a lot easier for some spyware to stop Windows Update, or even redirect it to install more unpleasant things!

    Macs may not be an unbreakable fort, but at least that have a fence and are in a good neighborhood!

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  15. Worst Product of the Year by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 5, Funny


    George Bush.

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