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Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords

A reader writes "Looks like if you die, Yahoo won't grant access to family members. I know I've enjoyed reading my grandfather's letters from WWII, this could be a huge loss of history if other ISP's have the same policy." MJK points out that Slashdot has explored the notion of what happens to your data after you die.

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  1. quick! by niko9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    someone contact the BSD family and tell them to leave a post it note of their passwords!

  2. another reason by Frymaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    yet another reason to make your passwords the names of your children!

    1. Re:another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, yes. Whenever he complains, this is what I tell my son 6o11uM.

  3. Just to be safe... by loteck · · Score: 5, Funny
    you can all go ahead and list your passwords under this thread, so that your family can come back and find them when you bite the dust.

    This is slashdot, you can trust us.

    1. Re:Just to be safe... by starsong · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's a really great idea! I'll try this. In the meantime, here's a couple of things that have worked for me:

      1) DON'T POST ALL YOUR PASSWORDS ON SLASHDOT. :)

  4. pr0n by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I die, I wouldn't want any one to find my pr0n. Someone needs to create encrypted mpeg/divx.

    Or maybe I should request that I be buried with it to take to the afterlife. "Please bury me with the harddrive with the folder name 'Stuff'".

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    1. Re:pr0n by lcde · · Score: 5, Funny

      When I die, I wouldn't want any one to find my pr0n. Someone needs to create encrypted mpeg/divx.

      all the passwords would be cracked in no time because they have to be easy enough to type with one hand.

      HAHAH uh.

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    2. Re:pr0n by saintp · · Score: 3, Funny

      Problem with that plan: When he dies "mysteriously" of arsenic poisoning, the motive points at you.

  5. Re:Suggestion by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well.. a study found that the most common password is... tata~ "password".

    So at least you know what password NOT to choose!

  6. I had no idea... by krbvroc1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grandma: Oh my god, how many emails about viagra did he have?
    Ohhh, I better contact this poor Mr. Mbutu and see if I can help him out. I didn't realize pop had friends in Nigeria.
    Look at all these money making schemes? How come I never saw any of this money?
    Oh dear, I had no idea pop was into asian porn...
    My my, it looks like pop was corresponding with someone about Vicodin.

    Perhaps its better he died...

  7. Re:That's what your will is for by identity0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi, this is identity0's son. Dad passed away last night, and he wrote in his will to tell you that you're a frickin' moron. Your idea will never work.

    Have a nice day, sir.

  8. Good idea! by isny · · Score: 3, Funny

    The password to the shield is....1 2 3 4 5

    1. Re:Good idea! by fraggirl13 · · Score: 3, Funny

      1 2 3 4 5? That's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage!

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      But, this one goes to 11.
    2. Re:Good idea! by gphinch · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

      Prepare to open the shield, and change the combination on my luggage!

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  9. Re:it's a good thing the data is locked away by Cynikal · · Score: 4, Funny

    hehe i agree, i can just imagine my tombstone reading "R.I.P -1 troll"

  10. Re:Is this something you'd really want? by AviLazar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats touching, but two things come to mind

    1) Hey hot stuff, I am gonna ride you all night long like a dog in heat

    2) Yes my wonderful lover. Our 30 year relationship, cheating on my husband has been great. He doesn't even realize that my child is really yours.

    While this is worst case scenario - man it would definitly be throwing salt on the wound.

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  11. Re:Try the "Secret Question" by 3terrabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

    And that's the moment when danheskett and taustin figured out they were friends in RL. "Dude, you're on /.!"

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    Why are there only 19 people folding@home for slashdot?

  12. Re:Suggestion by sharp-bang · · Score: 4, Funny

    My password is my cat's name (x6>B8e@7w_4). I rename it every 30 days.

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  13. Re:it's a good thing the data is locked away by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, your tombstone would read: "Netcraft confirms it, Cynikal is dead".

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  14. Re:so by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I'd rather not have a box saying 'password for once ur dead' on web signup forms.

  15. Re:Suggestion by mdecarle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe it's bacause they have Good Interviewers (TM)?

    Interviewer> Question 2: what's your password?
    User> Password?
    Interviewer> Thank you sir.