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SCO Shares Plunge, Canopy Management Change

Posted by samzenpus on from the that's-a-shame dept.

bretberger writes "Shares in Utah's SCO Group went into a tailspin late Tuesday as news spread of both deepening losses and an apparent coup at the software company's corporate parent, the Canopy Group."

9 of 400 comments (clear)

  1. Re:woo! by Ziviyr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You might not be.

    At first glance I heard myself say "yes". And I don't plan on saying "woo". But I'm sure many others have had a chance to beat you.

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  2. Re:Batman touched my junk liberally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Can you believe it?

    Not unless your story involves Natalie Portman and hot grits.

  3. Re:I for one am shocked! by pjwalen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Flamebait?! It's supposed to be sarcasm :) Sheesh people are harsh.

  4. Re:Good news by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    bush out of office and rummy in jail.

    (you asked)

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  5. Re:News? by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ibm will offer them a giant ascii vagina?

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  6. Re:News? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm moderately frightened by the number of replies thinking that looks like an ASCII vagina...

    You think that's frightening? I thought it was a portrait of a Goatse as a young man.

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  7. Where did you get the pic of Darl? (n/t) by Grog6 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ......
    Nuff said

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  8. Re:News? by doublem · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Based on the fact that you considered that a vagina, I think we can safely conclude you have little to no experience with vaginas, even photographic ones.

    Go watch some porn. Pay attention to the "beaver Shots"

    Better yet, do what I do and get laid.

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  9. SCO, no grasp of anatomy by doublem · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And thus we learn that SCO has little to no grasp of the law, or anatomy!

    I'd say we should send them some porn to help them brush up, but if there's even a single case of herpes in the collection, they'll see the Open Sores, and think they have rights to that as well.

    And really, given the nature of the current US administration, the last thing the porn industry needs right now is more lawsuits.

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