C Is For Cookie
by
halcyon1234
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· Score: 5, Funny
"Dear Tech Support,
In accordance to the terms of my computer's warranty, I am formally requesting onsite service. Please send any and all technicians you have named Hansel and Gredel.
First, crystals are excellent oscillators. If you apply a small enough metal oxide to them, you can also make semiconductors. Sugar makes excellent crystals. I've not tried, but I can't see any obvious reason why you couldn't make a sugar-based transistor.
This would seem to suggest it may be possible to build the ENTIRE computer (motherboard, chips and all) out of confectionary.
-- It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
... the motherboard, or my culinary restraint.
He bakes the case, we bake the server.
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In accordance to the terms of my computer's warranty, I am formally requesting onsite service. Please send any and all technicians you have named Hansel and Gredel.
Sincerely,
A Hungry Witch"
UTF-8: There and Back Again
It's still on the bread board.
This would seem to suggest it may be possible to build the ENTIRE computer (motherboard, chips and all) out of confectionary.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
Actually, we have 8 megabit DSL. The server is holding up quite nicely, but our pipe is completely full.
/. for the interesting Xmas gift. The admin is giggling delightedly; he's enjoying this! :-)
Very cool. Thanks,
Gonna go crack a bottle of champagne now.
Love,
Kristen
Impressive. Well, that, and it's 3 am... wowowowow rewind. Girl. 5 digit /. id. "Love." Champagne. Wow. I must have fallen asleep on my desk.
Quid festinatio swallonis est aetherfuga inonusti?
Africus aut Europaeus?
Heh. Girls-with-clue *do* exist outside your dreams. We're merely elusive.
Love,
Kristen