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Gingerbread Computers!

wiggles writes "Here's a link to what is perhaps the most delicious computer ever. What else are geeks doing differently this Christmas?"

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  1. Which'll be the first to go up in flames... by Carnage+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the motherboard, or my culinary restraint.

    1. Re:Which'll be the first to go up in flames... by D'Sphitz · · Score: 5, Funny

      I made these cookies

    2. Re:Which'll be the first to go up in flames... by Pxtl · · Score: 3, Informative

      To be fair, parent is sfw and on-topic, if very, very sick and wrong. Too bad there's no mod "unfunny". That's worse than the suspicious-looking tunnel in UT2k3.

  2. Just add Slashdot! by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 5, Funny

    He bakes the case, we bake the server.

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  3. yum by soimless · · Score: 3, Funny

    yummy, though I would fear my cats would lick my computer case away.

  4. and the laptop by MEGAMAID · · Score: 3, Funny

    here

    Although, at look what it's running. Only good for eating and shitting out.

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    1. Re:and the laptop by gameboyhippo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I asked for the recipie, but when I baked it mine BSOD (Brown Screen of Death) in the oven! :( Anyway, I decided to patch it with Service Pack 12 and it gave me food poisoning. *sigh*

    2. Re:and the laptop by Bender_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Gingerbread - very nice. But nothing beats the C64 pie

  5. C Is For Cookie by halcyon1234 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Dear Tech Support,

    In accordance to the terms of my computer's warranty, I am formally requesting onsite service. Please send any and all technicians you have named Hansel and Gredel.

    Sincerely,
    A Hungry Witch"

  6. Stupid Dialup. . . by BlackEyedSceva · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can always tell when a site is being /.ed on dialup. . .

    1. Re:Stupid Dialup. . . by oaklid · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, we have 8 megabit DSL. The server is holding up quite nicely, but our pipe is completely full.

      Very cool. Thanks, /. for the interesting Xmas gift. The admin is giggling delightedly; he's enjoying this! :-)

      Gonna go crack a bottle of champagne now.

      Love,
      Kristen

    2. Re:Stupid Dialup. . . by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 5, Funny

      Impressive. Well, that, and it's 3 am... wowowowow rewind. Girl. 5 digit /. id. "Love." Champagne. Wow. I must have fallen asleep on my desk.

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    3. Re:Stupid Dialup. . . by oaklid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heh. Girls-with-clue *do* exist outside your dreams. We're merely elusive.

      Love,
      Kristen

    4. Re:Stupid Dialup. . . by oaklid · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, you caught me.

      In reality, I am a 38 year old woman pretending to be a girl. Some days I do better than others. Getting slashdotted has made me pretty giddy; I feel about 16 today. :-)

      Love,
      Kristen

    5. Re:Stupid Dialup. . . by someguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe that should be the next Slashdot poll.

      Getting Slashdotted makes me feel like...
      a) getting mugged in a dark alley
      b) a driveby shooting
      c) a black friday sale
      d) i'm a proletariat being taken advantage of by the bourgoisie
      e) an iraqi in baghdad 18 months ago
      f) a marine in mosul now
      G) a 16 year old girl

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  7. Hmm.... by Aeiri · · Score: 2, Funny

    What will happen when we /. them? Will their computer just fall apart?

    1. Re:Hmm.... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 4, Funny

      Youll never slashdot me! Im the gingerbread server!

    2. Re:Hmm.... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 3, Informative

      > you sig is evil...

      Took me a while to figure out what you meant when I called it up. A plain tan jpeg didn't seem very evil to me, even if was large. I take it that inferior browsers have some sort of difficulty with it due to its size. Konqueror handled it without breaking stride.

      Chris Mattern

  8. Must be a prototype by RdsArts · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's still on the bread board.

  9. Trivia for you by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful
    First, crystals are excellent oscillators. If you apply a small enough metal oxide to them, you can also make semiconductors. Sugar makes excellent crystals. I've not tried, but I can't see any obvious reason why you couldn't make a sugar-based transistor.


    This would seem to suggest it may be possible to build the ENTIRE computer (motherboard, chips and all) out of confectionary.

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  10. I'm making... by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A mouse made out of cheese.

  11. What else? What else! by Swamii · · Score: 4, Funny

    What else are geeks doing this Christmas?

    Enjoying my piece of coal, you insensitive clod.

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  12. MIRROR by FiberOpPraise · · Score: 2, Insightful
  13. Bah, this is the most delicious computer ever by ShatteredDream · · Score: 4, Funny
  14. Ooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let me ruin this thread by making every possible joke:


    Looks like their server is made out of gingerbread.


    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.


    But does it run Linux?


    I think I'm getting the blue frosting of death.


    Step 1: make computer out of gingerbread

    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit!


    But is it kosher?


    I'd hit it!

  15. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  16. a WORKING gingerbread computer by whatsup_will · · Score: 4, Informative

    just to let u know mini-itx.com has an article about a realy computer covered in gingerbread http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/gingerbreadvillag e/

  17. IMAGE MIRROR by Biogenesis · · Score: 2, Informative

    The original image was posted here: Original

    1. Re:IMAGE MIRROR by Biogenesis · · Score: 3, Informative

      2 Other mirrors: here and Here

  18. Re:I'm Jewish.... by nick0909 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only if it then runs for 8 days on 1 days worth of power.

  19. But.... by tarunthegreat2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it Run Linux? And will they making a beowulf cluster of Gingerbread CPUs out of YOU! in Soviet Russia, or do only old people do that in Korea, you insensitive CLOD!

  20. Server is not dead by oaklid · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...but the bandwidth is maxed out. Be patient and it will load.

    Our 8 megabit DSL nearly melted down, but the kindness of (mirroring) strangers has helped out quite a bit.

    I'm chuffed that the little server we run is surviving a /.ing. All credit goes to my husband, the wizard admin.

  21. IMB Thinkpad 20M by Kusunose · · Score: 2, Informative
    Japan IBM already did it.

    Last year, IMB created Thinkpad 20M, special model celebrating its twenty million shipments of Thinkpads. Its development concept is, in contrast to normal Thinkpad, to make bulky, thick Thinkpad with half-day warranty. It's made of nearly 100% natural materials and tastes good.

    Note: linked article is written in Japanese.

  22. Yeah it's nice and all by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I reckon the motherboard is a bit sparse on features. I mean, come on, no SATA RAID :(

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    1. Re:Yeah it's nice and all by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
      I mean, come on, no SATA RAID :(

      Actually, what you need to worry about is the SANTA RAID. Please remember to back up your data to a non-edible format.

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  23. Season's Beatings by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    for all the puns in this thread!

    I thought this story would be sweet, but it is so overdone.

    I've heard of brownouts, but this is ridiculous!

    So if I run Firefox and refuse cookies, does my computer explode?

    I don't know if I have a virus, or food poisoning.

    I'm partial to the Mary Ann mod.

    I'd like a new video card, but I don't have enough bread for that.

    Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week. Or until the booze runs out.

  24. OMG by Grimwiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not a single comment about MegaBites

    Unbelievable.

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  25. Re:I'm Jewish.... by builderbob_nz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Build it into a menorah?

    Why not, hey why not make a beowulf cluster out of it, 9 stands for 9 computers. Make them out of P4s and you won't even need to light it, just let the CPUs spread the glow of the warmth. Perfect gift for the holidays for our brothers of the jewish faith.

    For those who don't know what one is check check this out.

    Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and for those who happen to be on the road this year, remember that it only takes one lose nut in a car to crash it... so keep you head screwed on straight! {grumble grumble tourists not knowing road rules grumble grumble}

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  26. Computers are people !?!? by GreggBert · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long before someone makes a computer out of Soylent Green ?

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  27. Re:More importantly by NetNifty · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean open sauce?

  28. No obvious reason? by elgatozorbas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, crystals are excellent oscillators. If you apply a small enough metal oxide to them, you can also make semiconductors. Sugar makes excellent crystals. I've not tried, but I can't see any obvious reason why you couldn't make a sugar-based transistor.

    Actually, I don't think crystal oscillators are in the critical path of making computers from candy. They offer a high resonant frequency and good enough stability, but you could as well run a PC from an LC-oscillator. Yes, one cycle may be longer than another, but that's not critical.

    You have no obvious reason why you couldn't make a sugar-based transistor? Well transistors are made from semiconducting material. I am no materials specialist, but I highly doublt sugar is a semiconductor. And even if a small FET-operation would be detectable by applying a gate, I doubt it would be capable of amplification - the first requirement for making your crystal oscillator run.

    Moreover, because of the low conductivity I attribute to confectionary, you cannot even make the wiring. Let alone complex circuits. A nice idea, but no-go, as far as I know.

    Z

  29. Great! by sachmet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I just need some del.icio.us bookmarks to go with that!

  30. What else are geeks doing differently? by dep01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What else are geeks doing differently this Christmas?"

    i'm planning on bathing.. i thought it'd be something neat to try around the holidays... what the heck, you know?

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  31. I mean ... by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Beta Taster :D