C Is For Cookie
by
halcyon1234
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· Score: 5, Funny
"Dear Tech Support,
In accordance to the terms of my computer's warranty, I am formally requesting onsite service. Please send any and all technicians you have named Hansel and Gredel.
First, crystals are excellent oscillators. If you apply a small enough metal oxide to them, you can also make semiconductors. Sugar makes excellent crystals. I've not tried, but I can't see any obvious reason why you couldn't make a sugar-based transistor.
This would seem to suggest it may be possible to build the ENTIRE computer (motherboard, chips and all) out of confectionary.
-- It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
What else? What else!
by
Swamii
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· Score: 4, Funny
... the motherboard, or my culinary restraint.
He bakes the case, we bake the server.
Click here for a free picture of an iPod!
In accordance to the terms of my computer's warranty, I am formally requesting onsite service. Please send any and all technicians you have named Hansel and Gredel.
Sincerely,
A Hungry Witch"
UTF-8: There and Back Again
It's still on the bread board.
Youll never slashdot me! Im the gingerbread server!
This would seem to suggest it may be possible to build the ENTIRE computer (motherboard, chips and all) out of confectionary.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
What else are geeks doing this Christmas?
Enjoying my piece of coal, you insensitive clod.
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit
This is more delicious
Click here or a puppy gets stomped!
just to let u know mini-itx.com has an article about a realy computer covered in gingerbread http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/gingerbreadvillag e/
Actually, we have 8 megabit DSL. The server is holding up quite nicely, but our pipe is completely full.
/. for the interesting Xmas gift. The admin is giggling delightedly; he's enjoying this! :-)
Very cool. Thanks,
Gonna go crack a bottle of champagne now.
Love,
Kristen
I thought this story would be sweet, but it is so overdone.
I've heard of brownouts, but this is ridiculous!
So if I run Firefox and refuse cookies, does my computer explode?
I don't know if I have a virus, or food poisoning.
I'm partial to the Mary Ann mod.
I'd like a new video card, but I don't have enough bread for that.
Thank you, thank you - I'll be here all week. Or until the booze runs out.
Gingerbread - very nice. But nothing beats the C64 pie
Impressive. Well, that, and it's 3 am... wowowowow rewind. Girl. 5 digit /. id. "Love." Champagne. Wow. I must have fallen asleep on my desk.
Quid festinatio swallonis est aetherfuga inonusti?
Africus aut Europaeus?
Heh. Girls-with-clue *do* exist outside your dreams. We're merely elusive.
Love,
Kristen