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3 New Windows Security Problems Found
DotNM writes "USA Today is running a story that outlines three security issues in Microsoft Corporation's popular Windows desktop operating system product. It describes the issues and urges users not to download .hlp files from email attachments. Apparently there are issues, even for a Windows XP system patched with Service Pack Two."
Merry X-Mas from your friends in Redmond! Geez do they even search for flaws on their own?
Millions of grains of sand found!
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
"Microsoft Corporation's popular Windows desktop operating system product." /. headline?
What? Is there a minimum number of characters for a
Ha.
According to a report on eWeek.com, one of the three vulnerabilities involves image handling, which has posed problems for Windows and Unix systems in the past. The other two vulnerabilities involve Windows' Help system and its .hlp files, and Windows' ANI (Automatic Number Identification) authentication capabilities.
That's what ANI is in the context of telephone networks. In the context of a Windows system, it's an animated mouse cursor.
Besides, these vulnerabilities were announced yesterday morning on Slashdot!
I claim first use of "Error No. 0B" - or "No. 0B error." It'll be the new ID 10T!
...two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree!
> Apparently there are issues...
What has become of the word "problem"? "Issue" is marketdroid-speak.
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err....?
Human 1.0 is a buggy piece of crap. Apparently there's a hard coded uptime limit of somewhere around 16-48 hours, and rebooting takes up to 12 hours, but usually 8.
There are hundreds of DDoS attacks, including something as trivial as a potassium injection attack.
All in all, I can't recommend Human 1.0 for production use yet.
I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
Even with the daily list of vulnerabilities, viruses, BSOD's, lock-ups, Windows Protection Errors, Ooga-Booga dances to keep the machine running, Windows XP is still the best OS out there! Linux may be stable, virus-free, more secure by design, have tons of free software available, frequent updates, and no restrictions on how many times you install it or where, but it is definitely not ready for the desktop. I mean, it may have more features than Windows, easily connect to just about any type of network service, but really, who can say that it's ready for people to use? So what if it takes under 20 minutes to install a full system with more software than I would ever want to use. Five hours of installation, patching, inserting software cds, installing and updating virus protection, installing effective firewall software, finding device drivers, entering license numbers for an equivalent system in Windows is a small thing compared to what you get with Windows, whatever that means... So what if there are Linux desktops that have not needed rebooting in nearly 2 years, and the only work performed on them was to type "apt-get upgrade dist"? That's just too boring and predictable! What fun is there in that? So what if you can install or upgrade all currently installed software over the internet with one command or by selecting it and clicking install? I'm sorry, but Linux is not ready for the primetime, not "Enterprise" ready. I'm not sure what that means, and frankly I'm not sure anyone else who says that does either, but they are absolutely correct! I can vouch for it.
--dingletec--
This is old news. If we're going to have articles about security issues with Windows, we might as well just have a static link to Microsoft.com on Slashdot's front page.
Here's one of the permanent security bulletins to put on that static link description: Do NOT open any attachments in Outlook, at all. I mean, this is becoming one of the basic rules like, "Don't touch the stove, little Jimmy.. HOT! Very hot."
Happy Christmas, Harry! Happy Christmas, Ron.
You know how on that show Cops, you'll occasionally see some redneck guy being stuffed into a police car? Then, in the background, you can hear his bloodied and bruised other half screaming (usually in a southern accent) 'I love him, don't you take him away!'
This runs through my mind each time another friend of mine replaces his dead Windows box with another. I believe Windows users like to be hit.
There is no way to compare flaws in Windows and Linux, and every attempt to do so is misguided. The reason is that the politics behind disclosure for Microsoft is entirely different than for Linux, so there is no way to link them statistically.
From the classic "there is one error for every thousand lines of code in a mature program" logic, a person could estimate how many bugs are present in both code bases and look at the number of published bugs to see who is covering their butts more. I'd guess Microsoft has more to lose from bad PR, so odds are they have internalized most knowledge about bugs.
-- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak