3 New Windows Security Problems Found
DotNM writes "USA Today is running a story that outlines three security issues in Microsoft Corporation's popular Windows desktop operating system product. It describes the issues and urges users not to download .hlp files from email attachments. Apparently there are issues, even for a Windows XP system patched with Service Pack Two."
Merry X-Mas from your friends in Redmond! Geez do they even search for flaws on their own?
Millions of grains of sand found!
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
"Microsoft Corporation's popular Windows desktop operating system product." /. headline?
What? Is there a minimum number of characters for a
Ha.
According to a report on eWeek.com, one of the three vulnerabilities involves image handling, which has posed problems for Windows and Unix systems in the past. The other two vulnerabilities involve Windows' Help system and its .hlp files, and Windows' ANI (Automatic Number Identification) authentication capabilities.
That's what ANI is in the context of telephone networks. In the context of a Windows system, it's an animated mouse cursor.
Besides, these vulnerabilities were announced yesterday morning on Slashdot!
I claim first use of "Error No. 0B" - or "No. 0B error." It'll be the new ID 10T!
Can someone show me the way to an OS with no security issues, please?
/S /Y then reboot. Voilà! No more virus or worm.
Do FORMAT C:
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
...two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree!
> Apparently there are issues...
What has become of the word "problem"? "Issue" is marketdroid-speak.
Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
Human 1.0 has no known security issues. Isn't always too stable, however. And, like always, it can depend on the administrator.
Apparently there are issues, even for a Windows XP system patched with Service Pack Two.
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*Gasp* Oh my god! Not SERVICE PACK 2, the horror
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err....?
Every time new vulnerabilities are announced, they say, "don't do this, don't download that, don't use this or that program/feature/bug". Enough of this has gone on that every program that was of any use in Windows is now unusable for fear of remaining undiscovered holes/patches that didn't take.
;-)
Let's now compile a list of these to give to people in order to convince them to switch to Linux. Meanwhile, so much functionality has been rendered unusable that when the next hole is found, they'll have to tell people not to use Windows at all
Hey, I can dream, can't I?
The difference between spam and poop is that you don't have to dig through septic tanks looking for real food. -- Me
Hey, let me give you all a tip.....even if the future service packs for XP reaches version 10, it will alway be insecure and full of critical issues that are discovered by people other than Microsoft.
At least with Linux, the community usually discovers them first and before the problem is made public there is already a patch available. Now, these poor saps with Windows machines will probably have to wait weeks for a patch. Meanwhile, thier machines are being zombified as I type and turned into spam gateways.
Human 1.0 is a buggy piece of crap. Apparently there's a hard coded uptime limit of somewhere around 16-48 hours, and rebooting takes up to 12 hours, but usually 8.
There are hundreds of DDoS attacks, including something as trivial as a potassium injection attack.
All in all, I can't recommend Human 1.0 for production use yet.
I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
...urges users not to download .hlp files from email attachments.
.hlp file attachment, or any random attachment that reaches their inbox.
Yet people will continue opening strange attachments.
I hardly blame Microsoft for this with people uneducated enough to open a
Merry Christmas, learn how to use the technology you spend your cash on, etc. Love Wilson.
- Wilson
Actually, models of the human 1.0 that recieved the "Y" chromosome are vulnerable because they will readily accept forbidden fruit packets without verifying the original senders identity. Transmitting such packets via a model of the Human 1.0 bearing only "X" chromosomes ensures 100% deliverability of any packets. This flaw exists because the "Y" model of the Human 1.0 only uses waist-level firmware when interactiong with the "X-only" model.
Even with the daily list of vulnerabilities, viruses, BSOD's, lock-ups, Windows Protection Errors, Ooga-Booga dances to keep the machine running, Windows XP is still the best OS out there! Linux may be stable, virus-free, more secure by design, have tons of free software available, frequent updates, and no restrictions on how many times you install it or where, but it is definitely not ready for the desktop. I mean, it may have more features than Windows, easily connect to just about any type of network service, but really, who can say that it's ready for people to use? So what if it takes under 20 minutes to install a full system with more software than I would ever want to use. Five hours of installation, patching, inserting software cds, installing and updating virus protection, installing effective firewall software, finding device drivers, entering license numbers for an equivalent system in Windows is a small thing compared to what you get with Windows, whatever that means... So what if there are Linux desktops that have not needed rebooting in nearly 2 years, and the only work performed on them was to type "apt-get upgrade dist"? That's just too boring and predictable! What fun is there in that? So what if you can install or upgrade all currently installed software over the internet with one command or by selecting it and clicking install? I'm sorry, but Linux is not ready for the primetime, not "Enterprise" ready. I'm not sure what that means, and frankly I'm not sure anyone else who says that does either, but they are absolutely correct! I can vouch for it.
--dingletec--
Try MS-DOS. No remote root exploits in over 23 years. No new viruses in a decade. No malware. No worms.
Of course, you have other options. You have the classic Mac OS, CP/M, Apple DOS, etc.
My point? Every OS that provides services to the Internet isn't 100% secure. Sure, Linux and *BSD may be more secure than Windows, but Linux and *BSD aren't perfect.
This is old news. If we're going to have articles about security issues with Windows, we might as well just have a static link to Microsoft.com on Slashdot's front page.
Here's one of the permanent security bulletins to put on that static link description: Do NOT open any attachments in Outlook, at all. I mean, this is becoming one of the basic rules like, "Don't touch the stove, little Jimmy.. HOT! Very hot."
Happy Christmas, Harry! Happy Christmas, Ron.
SP2 adds NX "protection." While this adds protection against buffer overflows on the stack, it does nothing for overflows on the heap, which can be just as bad. Also, if the return address is simply changed to an address on the heap, code in the heap can be executed. The heap has the executable bit, because of dynamic libraries loaded into the heap.
I mod down pyramid schemes in sigs.
Accurate, but not accurate enough for my taste.
The post should actually read: -kgj
-kgj
You know how on that show Cops, you'll occasionally see some redneck guy being stuffed into a police car? Then, in the background, you can hear his bloodied and bruised other half screaming (usually in a southern accent) 'I love him, don't you take him away!'
This runs through my mind each time another friend of mine replaces his dead Windows box with another. I believe Windows users like to be hit.
There is no way to compare flaws in Windows and Linux, and every attempt to do so is misguided. The reason is that the politics behind disclosure for Microsoft is entirely different than for Linux, so there is no way to link them statistically.
From the classic "there is one error for every thousand lines of code in a mature program" logic, a person could estimate how many bugs are present in both code bases and look at the number of published bugs to see who is covering their butts more. I'd guess Microsoft has more to lose from bad PR, so odds are they have internalized most knowledge about bugs.
-- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
Yeah! Tell me about it. Nice present from Redmond guys. But let me tell you a happy story! Open Source world gave me the nicest Christmas present I could ever imagine! (well.. I had to download some software and compile a few libraries to make it work, but..)
Linux audio community gave me Yamaha DX-7 synthesizer! This is my dream come true, I can now play some great tunes that made this synthesizer one of the most well known synthesizers. This synthesizer was used on U2's Unforgettable Fire and The Joshua Tree albums. This synthesizer was used by these artists: the Crystal Method, Kraftwerk, Underworld, Orbital, BT, Talking Heads, Brian Eno, Tony Banks, Mike Lindup of Level 42, Jan Hammer, Roger Hodgson, Teddy Riley, Brian Eno, T Lavitz of the Dregs, Sir George Martin, Supertramp, Phil Collins, Stevie Wonder, Daryl Hall, Steve Winwood, Scritti Politti, Babyface, Peter-John Vettese, Depeche Mode, D:Ream, Front 242, U2, A-Ha, Enya, The Cure, Astral Projection, Fluke, Kitaro, Vangelis, Elton John, James Horner, Toto, Donald Fagen, Michael McDonald, Chick Corea, Level 42, Queen, Yes, Michael Boddicker, Julian Lennon, Jean-Michel Jarre, Sneaker Pimps, Greg Phillanganes, Stabbing Westward and Herbie Hancock to name a few.
Can you imagine that? And all this for FREE! Thanks to you guys who made that software synthesizer for Linux!
Wanna have it? Here's where to start.
You see, sometimes the best Christmas presents can be free! Happy Christmas and thank you very much, Open Source world!
hlp files (or rather the engine which handles them) are part of windows. Microsoft has said as much in statements in court under oath. Subversion has never been installed on my (linux) computer, so you can't count it as part of linux. If a program is installed by default on most of the "big seven" distros, or just the majority of linux installs (but how would you ever check?) I suppose you could count it as part of linux, but that's probably rather unfair since those distros are far more functional by default than windows is. Finally, slashdot does tend to post flaws in major OSS. Whenever I've had to do a security upgrade, I've always found the story on /..
I am trolling
There are hundreds of DDoS attacks, including something as trivial as a potassium injection attack.
I prefer the DDoS: hot female co-workers wearing low-cut V-neck sweaters.
-- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
I just wanted to point out that somebody at usatoday.com has a sense of humor:
2004-12-24-we-three-winholes_x.htm
Three Windows exploits,
Man, I'm getting tired of that song!
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
The one vulnerability that does affect SP2 cannot be remotely exploited. So clicking on a link to a .hlp file on web page or email does nothing much. You have to explicitly save the file and then execute it. Check it out yourself here -
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Not everyone knows or has tools to make .HLP files. So yes that one exploit is worrysome but not much. Just block .HLP files on the mail server for the dumb users who will shoot themselves in the foot no matter what. Also its not like there are tons of sites out there having .HLP files linked in web pages. And even if they are, the user needs to make significant interaction to get exploited. So end result, you are pretty okay on SP2 with sensible users.
http://www.xfocus.net/flashsky/icoExp/ (Do it at your own risk)
That's so much user interaction that its a low risk issue. If you can convince the user to do that then you might as well send him an exe file and tell him to save and execute that. How about sending a gun with instructions - "point at foot and press trigger"
It can't affect the OSX system, if that's what you mean, unless you have a setup for sharing files between them and are running as root on OSX. Which you shouldn't be doing anyway.
As for Windows inside the sandbox, that's as unsecure as Windows on a real PC.