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Spamfighting Since the Death of MakeLoveNotSpam?

vacuum_tuber asks: "The now-defunct Lycos anti-spamsite screen saver, MakeLoveNotSpam, was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd. There was speculation after its demise that Open Source spam-punishing tools would emerge. Other tools such as SpamVampire, LadVampire (punishes fake bank sites), Spam Research Tool and others were mentioned with increasing frequency, but there has been no coherent followup to gauge what people are doing since the death of the Lycos screen saver. What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?"

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  1. Simple solution... by ActionJesus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just chop their heads off. See how well they spam if they cant see their monitor.

    1. Re:Simple solution... by 3chuck3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I Agree, I would like a wealthy eccentric to set up us unemployed Sys Admin with Licenses to Kill and Living expenses ALA Martin Blanke In Gross Point Blanke.

      We could hunt down and execute the SOB's that pollute inbox with Cheap Meds and Penis Enlargement adds.

  2. Well... by rasafras · · Score: 2, Funny

    A solid wooden stake usually does the trick. Make sure it's the heart, though...

  3. Fight Spam with Spam! Spam Spam Spam by Brainboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been spamming the spammy spammers with my anti-spammer spammer. My spam scripts is well suited to spamming spammy spammers with spam. Spaming spammers is the best way to get them to stop spamming. Infact sometimes I use other spammer's spam to spam the spammers.

    Now I'm off to eat my breakfast of spam, eggs, bacon, and spam.

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    Just a guy with an opinion
  4. Make it illegal. by koreaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Make spam illegal, that is the only real way to stop it.

    Write your congressman, if you have some free time try to meet with one of them and lobby them. Few people know how remarkably easy it is to get your congressman to sit down and meet with you.

    1. Re:Make it illegal. by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
      Write your congressman

      You mean we should flood their mailboxes with offers for viagra and penis enlargement?

    2. Re:Make it illegal. by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

      And now that handguns are illegal shootings in DC have all but disappeared....

  5. Make them use the products that they spam by narad · · Score: 1, Funny

    The best would be to make them use what they span for continuously. They should be made to use their penis enlarger and breast enhancers.

    1. Re:Make them use the products that they spam by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      So spammers would be crushed under their massive erect penisses...

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      I think we can keep recursing like this until someone returns 1
  6. Re:The best way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Duh, slashdotters are home, in the basement. That should be go *upstairs* and turn off their mom's zombie computer.

  7. No joke here! by overbyj · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, truly do welcome our new spamfighting overlords!

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    No trees were harmed in the composition of this; however, numerous electrons were inconvenienced.
  8. My solution by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?

    Sending xmas cards to inmates about to be released from prisons in their state with the spammers name and home address as the return address with sincere hopes that they will come visit once they get out. Plus I get to use up all these extra xmas cards instead of packing them away for next year.

  9. fitting quote by LiquidMind · · Score: 1, Funny

    "...What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?"

    what better solution than this one found at bash.org (source)

    "i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

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    This sig contains repetition and redundancy.
  10. Post URLs here by Quixote · · Score: 5, Funny

    and this motley crew shall /. into oblivion...

  11. A hypothetical... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

    If a spammer and a phisher were both drowning in a pool, and you only had enough time to save one, would get lunch or go for a walk?

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    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    1. Re:A hypothetical... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd tell them I'll save them both... after I've finished checking my email.

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      help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am

    2. Re:A hypothetical... by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Funny

      C) I'd pee in the pool

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      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
  12. One Stop Shopping! by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 2, Funny
    That list was very helpful. I lost weight, have a larger penis, refinanced my mortgage, and am now hooked on Vicodin.

    Thank you, Slashdot!!!

  13. Credit Card? by NuTTyGuY · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think the best and very simple solution would be to just have someone figure out the spammers credit card info, then post it on slashdot.

    He gets his bill for $10,000 in penis enlargements and he might just stop spamming....

  14. Re:Slashdot Hypocrisy by djeddiej · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of these!

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    just a web application developer and instructor in Toronto, ON Canada