Green Security Clearance Laser Pistol Available
nazgul000 writes "You thought those green laser pointers sold by ThinkGeek and others were pretty cool, didn't you? Well, think again." It seems obligatory to point out that even laser pointers, and certainly anything more powerful than those, are capable of causing real damage.
Ok... let's compare.
Lasershoppe.com Laser: >100mW (one tested was 191!)
Thinkgeek.com Laser: 5mW
Yes... there is a 20x difference in power here (about 38x with the tested one). While lasers in general can be harmful, the one this guy is selling should really be considered a weapon.
Also worth noting about the lasershoppe one: "this laser is not legal to use in public."
It's a joke based on an old classic RPG called Paranoia.
Security codes were assigned based on the UV spectrum, with Infrared being the lowest, and Ultraviolet the highest. The clothing and similar worn by people had to match their colour (or Black for IR and White for UV).
Lasers were the standard weapon in the game, and were coded according to the clearance of the firer. Reflective armor, protecting against lasers, was also coded by colour and couldn't protect against any laser of a shorter wavelength - so people had no protection of those of higher clearence than themselves.
It looks like they've gotten more sophisticated.
Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&cate gory=25278&item=3862662804&rd=1
Let's see what that does to a paper cup.
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