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Wired Interviews Bram Cohen, Creator of BitTorrent

ZP-Blight writes "Wired has posted an in-depth five page interview with Bram Cohen, the creator of the popular Peer-2-Peer software, BitTorrent."

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  1. HUGE!! by Moustache+N+Tits · · Score: 5, Funny

    a 5!!! page article?! I sure hope they figure out a good way of distributing all that bandwidth to a large amount of people with minimum slowdown!

  2. mirrored here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


    Wired is getting slow.

    Wired :Why did you write BitTorrent?
    Cohen :To get LEET WAREz!
    Wired :Before you've said for fast distribution of legal files.
    Cohen :Yeah, that and LEET JU$R3ZZZZZ!!!!
    Wired :Legal and 'warez'?
    Cohen :and MP3!!!11111 Fux0r the *AA, GET IT FREE!
    Wired :Thank you Mr. Cohen.
    Cohen :Would you like fries with that?

  3. Link by Fr05t · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is at the top of the story:
    "Movie studios hate it. File-swappers love it. Bram Cohen's blazing-fast P2P software has turned the Internet into a universal TiVo. For free video-on-demand, just click here."

    Unfortunately someone forgot to add the link :P

  4. Lost in the Jungle by MikeMacK · · Score: 3, Funny
    Cohen says he loves Amazons...

    Wouldn't mind playing with some Amazons myself.

  5. 10 Years?! by colonslashslash · · Score: 4, Funny
    Quoth the article:

    "In our research with consumers, content-on-demand is the killer app. They like the idea of paying only for what they watch." The trick, he figures, is to work out a solution before the audience for illegal downloading becomes truly huge. He figures the networks have 10 years.

    Sounds like a very liberal estimate. I'd say that illegal downloading has already become pretty "huge". If it wasn't, what are the MPAA/RIAA getting so worked up about, and why are all these TV executives commenting on it in the first place?

    Later in the article they discuss the takedown notice Dreamworks sent to ThePirateBay.org concerning Shrek 2, for those of you who havn't already, and are interested to read the letter (and the hilarious response), check it out here:

    Dreamworks Takedown Notice & Response

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  6. The Life of by Vollernurd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I misread his name as Brian Cohen.

    "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

    Ho hum. Long day.

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  7. piratebay /.'d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    what's funny is that the pirate bay got slashdotted due to this story. by the third page its basically "hey everyone get free movies, television etc.!" to people who didn't even know what BT was...plus not too many people knew about piratebay before. haha. stupid Wired

  8. Article Text (Bittorrent style) by OECD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the article text, Bittorent style: ...von Lohmann, a lawyer at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, because Linux...

    C'mon, start serving you leeches! That's all I got!

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  9. MPAA plans cohens retirement by AmericaHater · · Score: 5, Funny
    Cohen has even started sketching out ideas for his own puzzles. He dreams of making enough money to buy a 3-D prototyping machine and retire."

    (MPAA exec on intercom to his secretary): "mrs Jones find me a 3D prototype manufacturer".

    [delay]

    (secretary):"I found four of them, but Jesus, they're $5million each!!!"
    (exec): "buy four and ship them to that fucker Cohen by the end of the day - and my names not Jesus it's God"

  10. Quote of the Millenium (so far) by jpellino · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...The only shows he watches are those he buys on DVD. He particularly loved the first season of Paris Hilton's The Simple Life. "You can watch that show for six hours," Cohen says, "and your brain is still empty."

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  11. MPAA continues to amaze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA:
    "We consider it a regrettable but necessary step," says John Malcolm of the MPAA. "We saw the devastating effect that peer-to-peer piracy had on the record industry."

    I literally had to wipe the spittle off my monitor after reading that.

    (For those uninformed: There is no evidence that the recording industry profits are down due to file sharing.)

  12. Re:WJR 760 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He should only answer a question if he gets to ask the interviewer a question too.

    If the interviewer doesn't respond Bram should just start talking slower and slower and then finally disconnect.

    Maybe that's what happened.

  13. Re:Bram is cool by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I loved him in all those dracula movies.

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  14. Does he still work for Valve? by ZipR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did he do much work on Steam?

  15. Re:WJR 760 by grm_wnr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think we should just end piracy once and for all by outlawing Microsoft's TCP/IP stack, since it has been proven that it is used in over 90% of all cases of internet piracy.

  16. Re:Bram is cool by MuValas · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's "understated"?

    "'I'm very, very good at writing protocols. I've accomplished more working on my own than I ever did as part of a team.' While we're having lunch, his wife, Jenna, tells me about the time they were watching Amadeus, where Mozart writes his music so rapidly and perfectly it appears to have been dictated by God. Cohen decided he was kind of like that. Like Mozart? Bram and Jenna nod."