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Rational Atlantic Eclipse Based Solutions

An anonymous reader writes "The following articles highlight major enhancements to the core Rational software solutions. These solutions, code-named Atlantic, help unify development team members on the open Eclipse framework and more tightly link business, development, and operations organizations."

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  1. Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "tightly link business, development, and operations organizations"

    Yes, but does it create synergy between the different organizations? What about leveraging the intellectual quotient of the engineering staff? Does it have any value-added features to enhance the bottom line? Please tell us what to think Rational!!!

    1. Re:Yes, but by stupidfoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ughh... that makes me want to go and read some Microsoft white papers.

    2. Re:Yes, but by LDoggg_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but does it create synergy between the different organizations? What about leveraging the intellectual quotient of the engineering staff? Does it have any value-added features to enhance the bottom line? Please tell us what to think Rational!!!

      Of course it does. However don't become disenfranchised. You must think outside the box to realize that this paradigm shift is only possible with our Enterprise Solution. It enables you to Improve productivity in code-centric, model-driven, and rapid application development envniroment. Thus creating a win-win situation.

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  2. Well... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome out new...er...what the hell does Rational do again?

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  3. Good job Rational by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that I can tightly link my business and marketing with a new semantic oriented paradigm shift that's horizontally compatible with my vertical integration, I can finally think outside the box and my dynamicism will be prolific!

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  4. Should Read... by razmaspaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Posted by Hemos on Monday January 10, @12:35PM
    from the IBM is giving us a nice reach around for this one department.
    The Rational Marketing Dept writes "The following articles highlight major enhancements to the core Rational software solutions. IBM Rules These solutions, code-named Atlantic, help unify development team members on the open Eclipse framework Everyone Buy Rational Tools and more tightly link business, development, and operations organizations. (Yeah we don't even know what that means)"

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  5. Re:Huh? by bcrowell · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Is it possible to have article summaries that at least clue intelligent people, who are ignorant to the latest brand name warm-fuzzy methodologies, into the gist of the article?
    • Something like, "atlantic, is a ______ that works with Eclipse, a ___________________________."

    Sure, Atlantic is an enhancement to the the core Rational software solutions that works with Eclipse, an open framework for development team members.

    In other words, if you're like me, you got up this morning and said to yourself, "Gosh, I really need some solutions to help unify my development team members. And not only that, I need to more tightly link my business, development, and operations organizations."

    Of course, you might not have gotten up this morning and said that to yourself. If so, then it probably indicates that your business and development operations organizations are not sufficiently tightly linked to enable you to prioritize that mission, going forward, on a fully scaleable, integrated, enterprise-wide basis.