Posted by
timothy
on from the absence-of-evidence dept.
An anonymous reader writes "Severalnewsoutlets are reporting that the United States has officially ended the The Iraq Survey Group's search for WMDs. Prior to the war, WMDs were named as a justification for a 'preemptive' invasion."
They've already found mountains of conclusive evidence that Saddam had WMDs...they're just buried somewhere in the desert...or hidden in Syria...or Russians Black Ops stole them right before the war...something...
Yeah, pretty much all I read besides/. is NewsMax and the Washington Times. Why do you ask?
"Oh, this is just the liberal bias media, being biased, really they found some stuff, but the bias you know, the bias, biases out the truth. Israel and a conservative American government actually has never done anything wrong ever, it's just the bias makes it like it is. There's a liberal bias, did you know that?"
Re:So did they ever find any SIGNIFICANT WMDs?
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srobert
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Several Cans of Raid were found under Saddam's bathroom sink. There may also have been a straight razor in his medicine cabinet. It is no longer there but we have before and after photos of Saddam's face indicating that he may have once had one in his possession.
Re:Surprising some were not faked
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Marxist+Hacker+42
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Iraq IS currently American soil, under the Pottery Barn rule- we broke it, we bought it, it's our occupied territory now.
-- SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
Where is the outrage? I'll tell you what the outrage is. About 1500 soldiers have been killed, another 10,000+ have been wounded, and perhaps 100,000 Iraqis are dead, and I'm still paying $1.80 for a gallon of gas. UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE. How many people do I have to kill to get some cheap gas around here?
OK, now that was pretty sarchastic.
-- Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
Re:Great...
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Anonymous Coward
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We were, apparently, wrong.
Stop saying WE as if you were actually involved in any process that requires thinking. You're just a tool who watches faux news and masturbates at home wearing a 4-star general's uniform.
Preemption works!
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Black+Parrot
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We invaded them and they didn't attack us with WMD. What more proof do you need!
Remember the Seinfeld where Babu opens a restaurant at Jerry's suggestion and later regrets it?
It seems oddly fitting here. Just replace the words
'people' with 'WMD' 'Babu' with 'Most of the World' and 'Jerry' with 'GWB'
Most of the World: Quiet!! You shut up!... But where are WMD? You see WMD? Show me WMD. There are no WMD! GWB: You know, I think I'll just take the check. Most of the World: You bad man! You very very bad man! [leaves] GWB thinking: Bad man? Could my mother have been wrong?
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They've already found mountains of conclusive evidence that Saddam had WMDs...they're just buried somewhere in the desert...or hidden in Syria...or Russians Black Ops stole them right before the war...something...
/. is NewsMax and the Washington Times. Why do you ask?
Yeah, pretty much all I read besides
Over to Little Green Footballs to watch them contort around this one!
"Oh, this is just the liberal bias media, being biased, really they found some stuff, but the bias you know, the bias, biases out the truth. Israel and a conservative American government actually has never done anything wrong ever, it's just the bias makes it like it is. There's a liberal bias, did you know that?"
Several Cans of Raid were found under Saddam's bathroom sink. There may also have been a straight razor in his medicine cabinet. It is no longer there but we have before and after photos of Saddam's face indicating that he may have once had one in his possession.
Iraq IS currently American soil, under the Pottery Barn rule- we broke it, we bought it, it's our occupied territory now.
SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
Where is the outrage? I'll tell you what the outrage is. About 1500 soldiers have been killed, another 10,000+ have been wounded, and perhaps 100,000 Iraqis are dead, and I'm still paying $1.80 for a gallon of gas. UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE. How many people do I have to kill to get some cheap gas around here?
OK, now that was pretty sarchastic.
Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
We were, apparently, wrong.
Stop saying WE as if you were actually involved in any process that requires thinking. You're just a tool who watches faux news and masturbates at home wearing a 4-star general's uniform.
We invaded them and they didn't attack us with WMD. What more proof do you need!
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Remember the Seinfeld where Babu opens a restaurant at Jerry's suggestion and later regrets it?
... But where are WMD? You see WMD? Show me WMD. There are no WMD!
It seems oddly fitting here. Just replace the words
'people' with 'WMD'
'Babu' with 'Most of the World'
and 'Jerry' with 'GWB'
Most of the World: Quiet!! You shut up!
GWB: You know, I think I'll just take the check.
Most of the World: You bad man! You very very bad man! [leaves]
GWB thinking: Bad man? Could my mother have been wrong?
Oh and destroying the entire bug planet was right?
I voted for the other guy.