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Oh! Super Toaster!

Posted by michael on from the toast-is-no-laughing-matter dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Japanese company Neutral KK has developed a Super Toaster. Not only does it toast your bread with infrared beams, it actually slices the loaf of bread for you. For a price tag of around $10,000US, that makes it about the most expensive toaster in the world."

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  1. For $10K by Neil+Blender · · Score: 4, Funny

    It had better run linux.

    1. Re:For $10K by badmammajamma · · Score: 2, Funny

      I will personally pay $1000 dollars to the first person who gets linux running on it.

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  2. Lazy by ThisNukes4u · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have people gotten so lazy that they cannot slice their own bread?

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    1. Re:Lazy by k4_pacific · · Score: 2, Funny
      Very few people slice their own bread today. Rather, it typically comes presliced from the store.

      On another note, I have a 1953 vintage Toastmaster model 1B14. I use it regularly and it still works perfectly. Now THAT is quality.

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    2. Re:Lazy by fm6 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Very few people slice their own bread today. Rather, it typically comes presliced from the store.
      Really???!!!
    3. Re:Lazy by SpecBear · · Score: 4, Funny

      Very few people slice their own bread today. Rather, it typically comes presliced from the store.

      Wow! That's gotta be the greatest idea since...since...

      Dammmit.

  3. Very nice, but... by Krankheit · · Score: 2, Funny

    But does it run NetBSD?

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  4. bread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it support wheat bread? I don't care for white bread much.

  5. It had to be said... by rdwald · · Score: 5, Funny

    This toaster is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

    1. Re:It had to be said... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the greatest thing since sliced bread was bread in a can.

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    2. Re:It had to be said... by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny

      But what was the greatest thing **before** sliced bread?

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  6. This isn't the coolest toaster... by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...This is!

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  7. Interesting, but... by renata.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...does it run a Flying Computers screensaver or have embedded wings?

  8. I got $20,000 to burn by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmmm two toasters....personal sandcrawler....two toasters....personal sandcrawler. Tough choice.

  9. toast lasers by stormi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if you could use the beam from the Super Toaster to blind pilots of passing planes....

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  10. I for one... by Krankheit · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new bread-reslicing overlords.

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  11. Money Better Spent by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you have that kind of money to throw away, you can afford your own French Chef, preferably one who's female and walks around in her underwear. What is WITH the Japanese anyway?

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    1. Re:Money Better Spent by B1ackDragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe the same motives applied for inventing this toaster...

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  12. 56 comments in... by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and nobody is quoting Red Dwarf? What's wrong with you people?

    1. Re:56 comments in... by VikingBerserker · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and nobody is quoting Red Dwarf? What's wrong with you people?

      So, you're a waffle man, eh?

    2. Re:56 comments in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's no accident, that's first degree toastercide!

  13. This is what I love by Rie+Beam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, something that can meet Longhorn's specifications...

  14. But does it butter the toast for you??!! by ebyrob · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't read me, I'm an empty message.

  15. Full quote from OP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For a price tag of around $10,000US, that makes it about the most expensive toaster in the world, shattering the record of $900, set by the 3.2GHz Intel Pentium 4

  16. A Short History of the Technology by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Few people know that Steve Jobs invented the iToaster. However, when he presented the concept to Apple R&D, they misunderstood him and built a box with a green laser pointer in it. It was an aeronautical and opthamic disaster.

    Microsoft also tried to build one. Version 1 never worked. Version 2 frequently crashed the toast. It wasn't until Version 3 that it successful toasted eyes. After a marketing-driven name change, it became the Windows Media Player we all know and love.

  17. What, no Ethernet? by msauve · · Score: 1, Funny

    for 10K, I want it to send an SNMP trap when my toast is ready.

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  18. Does it? by lcrypt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does it make you coffee? Well, it should for 10k...

  19. Re:Friend, are you tired of your old toaster? by G-funk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Howdy Doodley Do! I'm Talkie. Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name and toastin's the game.

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  20. Re:Why??? by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's from Japan, everyone should have just stopped asking why at this point. It's the land of giant robots, worshiping a cartoon kitty, everything small and pink. And no product is made by a company that doesn't end with "... Heavy Industries"