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LiveJournal Servers Go Down

Wind writes "According to any journal hosted off of LiveJournal.com, the LiveJournal data center Internap has suffered a critical power failure, leaving all of LiveJournal and its content temporarily offline and requiring the revival of 100+ servers. Perhaps Six Apart wasn't quite prepared for the responsibilities of a website of this size? Updated information is posted here."

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  1. Lights out by r_glen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like someone was taking a nap over at Internap

  2. The Pain ... by webfiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can't imagine the withdrawals I'm going through. It's like the great Slashdot brownouts of '98.

    I need my fix, man!

    1. Re:The Pain ... by thoughtcriminal87 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or the great Slashdot 503s of '04

    2. Re:The Pain ... by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly! Now we have to wait a day or so to find out what MelissaMinx492 ate for breakfast today!

    3. Re:The Pain ... by MikeXpop · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry, it was waffles. But her dad used the last of the syrup. Man, he never can think of her needs, can he? I mean really, what's his problem?

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      Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers.
    4. Re:The Pain ... by RichardX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, I need them to get those servers back up! I've got a whole pile of journals to not read. I'm getting behind on my ignoring

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      Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
  3. Elsewhere by jm92956n · · Score: 4, Funny

    In related news, 6,000 teen-age girls were heard yelling "OMG! WTF! How will John know I life him if I can't blog about it!"

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    An effective signature identifies a particular user amongst a base of thousands.
    1. Re:Elsewhere by barryman_5000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thats right, sometimes I go by the name John.

    2. Re:Elsewhere by LGagnon · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is LiveJournal we're talking about; I think his spelling came out pretty accurate.

  4. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the collective IQ of the internet has raised about 20 points.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...the collective IQ of the internet has raised about 20 points.

      So just imagine the result of when Slashdot dies!

  5. Sucks for LiveJournal... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Funny

    but that's ONE HELL of a Slashdotting! :)

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  6. emo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Man I am sooo putting this in my LiveJournal!

  7. i don't get it by dazedyugo · · Score: 2, Funny

    so it's deadjournal now ?

  8. sounds like good news by freakybob · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well now the millions (?) of users might actually have something to write about when the servers are back up. "Today I went outside. My pupils have never been tinier..."

  9. ANGST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where will I write about my depression over this event?

    Oh. Slashdot.

  10. That's what you get by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's what you get when you hire Tim Allen as your electrician at a Data Center.

    Al Borland was nailing Heidi behind the stage when the outage occured.

    Where were the APC backups?

  11. A disturbance I feel by philkerr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel a great disturbance in the force..... It's as if a million bloggers cried out all at once..... and became silent.

  12. Tomorrow's news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The population of depessed pre-teens has just dropped by 20%

    1. Re:Tomorrow's news by Miss_Saturnine · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...in other news, Bic announces all-time high profits in sales of disposable razors...

  13. Melodramatic by CypherXero · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not like most LiveJournal user's have enough to worry about, here's something for most LJ users to get melodramatic about. I'm serious, randomly pick 5 LiveJournal blogs, and I guarantee 4 out of 5 are going to be "Fuck the World" posts.

  14. Gee, I wonder... by Rie+Beam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Update from the site:

    "Update #1, 7:35 pm PST: we're up on 'dirty' power for now (it works, but it's unreliable)".

    Congrats to LiveJournal for assembly a coal generator in a record time.

  15. Look at me! Look at me! by Cyburbia · · Score: 4, Funny

    live journal is dark like my soul like my heart a void its link is cut just like i'll be doing to my arm i blame my parents

  16. Re:slashdot has repeated 503 errors, by webfiend · · Score: 2, Funny
    Slashdot has semi-major problems almost every day. 503 errors, "nothing for you to see here" annoyances, and a search engine that goes down more than a Thai hooker.

    Oh man, that would be one *fantastic* search engine! Is there a Google beta for this?

  17. A great disturbance in the Force... by YowzaTheYuzzum · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... as if millions of teenage girls suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    1. Re:A great disturbance in the Force... by cHiphead · · Score: 2, Funny

      shouldnt that be "millions of lonely emo teenage boys"?

      hopefully the 'power outage' that took out lj was actually something cool like someone sneaking an emp bomb into the datacenter. and not some dipshit power company employee hooking up something wrong on a transformer outside and melting the lines.

      cheers.

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      This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    2. Re:A great disturbance in the Force... by drsquare · · Score: 3, Funny

      >>Livejournal is something like 65:35 female:male.
      >It's cute to see such naivety still on the internet. Never played any MMORPGs, huh?


      This is different to MMORPGs, MMORPGs are generally a male domain, with men pretending to be women to get favours. On the other hand, blogs involve things women like doing, i.e. fucking going on and on about shit no-one cares about.

  18. Re:./ed !!!! Server Reboot Time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Brad, get back to work! I need my friends page!

  19. "LiveJournal Servers Go Down" by PornMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    LiveJournal Servers Go Down

    With thousands of teenage girls unable to ponder in an open forum whether or not to blow their boyfriends, thousands of teenage girls go down.

  20. Blog, blog, blog, blog... by alienmole · · Score: 2, Funny

    Blog blog blog blog.
    Lovely blog!
    Wonderful blog!
    Blog blo-o-o-o-o-og blog blo-o-o-o-o-og blog.
    Lovely blog! Lovely blog!
    Lovely blog! Lovely blog!
    Lovely blog!
    Blog blog blog blog!

    -- The Viking Blog Song

  21. Re:Where's my irony stick? by elmegil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh no. Not a beating. There's a much better use to which we should be putting that irony stick to help Michael out.

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  22. The Big Red Switch by rah1420 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone probably hit the big red switch on the wall, the one covered in a plastic case

    That does happen. I remember working at Purolator Courier's data center in NJ back in -- oh, geez, mid-80s some time. I was a third shift print operator, helped out with the mag tape library too. One night the trouble alarm went off on the fire suppression panel. We'd been having trouble with it all week, and the alarm guy was due in in the morning. One of the newbie operators -- the only one at the console at the time, the others being on a smoke break or asleep in the tape library -- panicked and went over to the annunciator panel. He opened it as I watched him from the console area. I think he thought the halon was about to dump because he reached around the panel and instead of hitting the halon dump abort, he hit the emergency power cutoff.

    BLAM! It was as if a firecracker went off as all the breakers tripped and the fans came to a sighing halt. Both on this floor -- the one with the console and the tape drives -- and the floor above, with the CPU and the disk farms. Dead as a doornail.

    Now, this was Purolator COURIER. We had AIRPLANES coming in to land at Indy center and as of this moment, no way to tell the crews which gate to go to, where to unload their stuff, or how to sort it.

    Not only that, but this was an IBM mainframe shop -- S/390, the Big Iron, with 3380 disk drives. You don't just flip the power switch back on. An emergency power cutoff blows breakers in the power supplies on those DASD strings. The IBM Field Engineer was duly dispatched and arrived with cases of breakers the next morning. But we were still dark when I got off shift the following morning.

    The next night a brand new plexiglass cover was mounted over the Big Red Switch.

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  23. Re:./ed !!!! Server Reboot Time? by cHiphead · · Score: 3, Funny

    you want beer and pizza? email me an address/zipcode at the sig email and ill do my part to support restoring lj.

    if my wife cant post this weekend, im gonna hear about it. and not even be able to post my lj about getting yelled it about lj being down as if i caused the power outage myself. ;)

    not really.

    well maybe.

    Cheers.

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  24. It's strange by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember when teenagers were happy when people couldn't read all the personal details in their diary?

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  25. what Obi Wan would say if he were here by insomnyuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I have felt a great disturbance in the force; as if a million voices suddenly cried out in terror."

    Those poor, poor children.

  26. Re:Bringing servers back is hard why? by Lew+Payne · · Score: 2, Funny

    | ...the poor APC UPS batteries weren't able to hold up the 150 servers I run.
    |
    | When the power came back on, we had 143 servers back on-line in ten minutes.
    | We had 149 on line in fifteen minutes. We had two servers (leased dedicateds)
    | that requires some file system repairs before they would come back on-line, but
    | that task was finished 30 minutes after power restoration.
    |
    | What's so hard about that?

    What's so hard about that? Well... not everyone who has 150 servers can get 151 of them back online in 30 minutes.