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MySQL CEO Interview

someonewhois writes "MySQL's CEO, Marten Mickos, says 'Open source & MySQL will rise, legal foes will fall', in a bold prediction that legal issues will continue to be ignored as a threat towards open source, and that software patents will harm the industry (well, duh)."

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  1. A little too bold.... by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    He'd better watch it before Bill Gates makes him an offer he can't refuse, and he wakes up with a penguin head in his bed.

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    1. Re:A little too bold.... by dcrocha · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill: Marten, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the database world.
      Marten: I'll never join you.
      Bill: I am your father.
      Marten: No. That's not true. That's impossible.
      Bill: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
      Marten: Nooooo. Nooooo.
      Bill: Yes I am.
      Marten: Ok then.

  2. YOU ARE INCORRECT, SIR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Postgre and Firebird are toys.

    MySQL is like the playmobile activity center you put in an infants crib, so that one day when he sees a real database he won't be too scared of it.

  3. uh, Hemos.. by froggero1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    from the dept.

    what department would that be exaclly?

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  4. Phew by Bluetick · · Score: 3, Funny

    And here I was expecting him to say "Hey, sell your shares, this company and this open source stuff is fucked." Well this is a relief.

  5. Re:Geographic Information Systems by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moderations are stored in a MySQL database, which detects and silently converts moderations that are positive to ones that are negative, when they are attached to a message critical of MySQL.

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