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Wireless Bluetooth Sunglasses

elecngnr writes "Motorola and Oakley are going to team up to create Bluetooth enabled sunglasses. At the CES, Motorola had also announced that they would be developing some bluetooth embedded clothing with Burton, a snowboarding company. " Speakers built into the hood, and controls built into the jacket for your audio player and phone.

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  1. i wonder by dJOEK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What instructions are there on the laundry tab ?

    is this even washable ?

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    1. Re:i wonder by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What instructions are there on the laundry tab ?"

      Not sure about Windows users, but for those with OSX 10.2 and greater it should read: "Hand Wash in iSync or iClean only"

      har har har.

    2. Re:i wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      one word,

      removable

      its in the article...

  2. Why? by svvampy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because the manufacturers need another reason to charge you two hundred dollars for five cents worth of plastic?

  3. So the question is by Kipsaysso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the glasses black out if a Microsoft product comes on screen? Or will they turn blue?

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  4. MP3 Player built in? by ashpool7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Call me back when you've got a bluetooth HUD or something. The MP3 player can sit in my pocket.

  5. Blue Screen of Death by elecngnr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. MS recommends that when this happens you remove the glasses, fold them up, put them in the case, get them back out, and them put them back on...oh yea, and they recommend installing SP2.

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    1. Re:Blue Screen of Death by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's because this is the worst invention even posted in the history slashdot.

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  6. Bluetooth clothing? by Mudcathi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this mean I have to worry about hackers turning my socks into spam zombies?

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    1. Re:Bluetooth clothing? by penix1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Does this mean I have to worry about hackers turning my socks into spam zombies?"

      It isn't my sock I would worry about.....Those long johns have my attention though....

      B.

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  7. Important Safety Tip by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    snowboarding

    I was just thinking that what attitude-is-everything people racing down an icy Pennsylvania hill, weaving through other people on a slippery, metal-edged plank and attempting to periodically sail through the air need is an easier way to block their senses.

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    1. Re:Important Safety Tip by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure. "Hi! Yeah, I'm on the snowboard. Hang on, I'm about to Bono this tree..."

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  8. The goggles! They do nothing! by Yaztromo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And Bluetooth-enabled sunglasses do what exactly? Unfortunately, the article doesn't say. I'm guessing they're going to provide an audio output facility, but who knows for sure?

    I'm off to install a Bluetooth chip into my toilet. What is it going to do? Damned if I know, but one things for sure -- /. front page, here I (and my Bluetooth-enabled toilet) come!

    Yaz
    (...who actually has and uses two Bluetooth devices).

  9. Clothes auto dry? by oskard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Auto dry? Auto fit? Auto lace? If it ain't up to McFly's standards, it ain't worth purchasing.

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  10. While Bluetooth 1.1 does not have enough bandwidth by Karpe · · Score: 4, Informative

    for uncompressed "CD quality" audio, what enables these new headphones and this new sunglasses are the Advanced Audio Distribution Profile, which compresses the audio using the low complexity lossless Sub-Band Codec. These devices usually also support a profile that enables you to play, pause, forward and rewind, or, if paired to a telephone too, to mute the audio when a call is received. This all seems very nice, I just wish these profiles get supported in Tiger (and Longhorn, or Windows XP new Bluetooth stack, to be fair). Can't wait to get some more wireless audio.

  11. Lawsuit alert by John3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Motorola and Oakley better check with their legal departments...Suntiger Inc. might try and sue to protect their intellectual property for "blue blocking sunglasses" which sounds eerily similar to "blue tooth technology".

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  12. Dept. of redundancy dept. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wireless Bluetooth?

    did I miss a meeting?

  13. Bluetooth radius by Handbrewer · · Score: 3, Funny

    If i walk outside my bluetooth radius, i become scared and confused.

  14. Interference! by Line_Fault · · Score: 4, Funny

    What a great product! Now everyone can cause WLAN interference without even trying!

  15. Imagine... by graveyardduckx · · Score: 3, Funny

    A beowulf cluster of people wearing similar sunglasses... Ok, that even creeps me out.

  16. Re:The goggles! They do nothing! by ad0gg · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm off to install a Bluetooth chip into my toilet.

    Would that be a shitty interface to your crapper?

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  17. They are Stylish!!! by djplurvert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah baby, that's Stylish with a BIG S.

    Take a gander here at the mp3 version. Don't be fooled by the photography, these babies are BULBOUS! I think they're going for the cyborg look.

    All I know for sure is that when I say them in compusa I just couldn't stop laughing.

    I can't imagine using those things snowboarding. They look like they'd fly off with one quick turn of the head. I like lightweight and simple glasses for boarding. They WILL come off your face, unless of course, you are much better than me and NEVER find yourself yardsailing down the slope. Did I mention that they look like shit.

    1. Re:They are Stylish!!! by elecngnr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, they are pretty ugly. But look at the guy wearing them. Are those his real teeth? Maybe those caps are part of the antenna. God, I hope not, the guy looks like some reject from a hip-hop video

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    2. Re:They are Stylish!!! by djtripp · · Score: 2, Informative

      I couldn't snowboard with sunglasses, I much prefer wearing goggles. I do like Oakley, but I would lump the Thump and the Over the Top in the Never would ever wear category. I do like the Tuneups II ear pieces that Giro has created for the their helmets. Much better idea, and a whole lot cheaper. Couple that with the Burton jacket and iPod, and I would be in snowboarding heaven. Also flip up sunglasses are retarded, unless you are playing baseball.

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  18. More Ways To Become Distracted by Uosdwis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah this is a good idea.

    First we complain about drivers being distracted with phones while on the road. Just wait till we have skiers/boarders doing the same. Not being able to hear when you are listening to your iPod is really safe

  19. Not enough power... but someday... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    When clothing actually has enough processing power and connectivity, you will be able to say:

    "There's a clan match in my pants and everyone's invited."

  20. Sunglasses??? Motorola? by zymurgyboy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Great. So now I can go from being the dork with the tiny Jabra headset who appears to be talking to himself, to being the scary sunglasses-all-the-time Matrix agent who appears to be talking to himself.

    DAMN YOU bluetooth device people!

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  21. Re:Dead tech! by elecngnr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would'nt really call it irrelevant. I am working with some people who are researching ways to embed household devices with bluetooth. Now, there are some who would cry that this is geek-driven tech and on some accounts I would agree. However, the focus of much of this research is to utilize technology to increase the accessibility for those who are mobility impaired. Creating these bluetooth networks would make independent living for these individuals more of a reality. Bluetooth modules embedded into lighting, heating and air conditioning, doors and door locks, media devices, etc. is a large improvement in the quality of life for these individuals.

    Why bluetooth? 1. There are a lot of bluetooth products out there. 2. There are a lot of software libraries for bluetooth. 3. It runs on the ISM band. 3. With bluetooth, you can create a scatternet. 4. Its relative short range is a plus in terms of interference in these applications. The list could really go on from there.

    While this is certainly a niche market, it is a large market. I think part of the problem with bluetooth is that some developers have been unable to exapnd their minds beyond the cellphone paradigm into other areas that could make a huge difference.

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  22. Improvements to bluetooth by itsthebin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like the idea of Bluetooth personal area networks. They just need to improve its implementation a little. 10 meter range is fine , but the devices need to be able to interact a bit better. For example I own a jabra headset , a bluetooth enabled phone (n-gage) , a bluetooth enabled PDA ( axim x50v ) and a usb adaptor for my laptop. I use the headset with my phone , and for skype(out) with my PDA and laptop, and utilising the audio gateway for voice notes on my PDA and laptop. I use bluetooth to install(sync) programs on my PDA from my laptop. I use my phone to control winamp on my computer.( Bemused ). My laptop and PDA use bluetooth to access the GPRS modem on my phone. I would like to see better bandwidth and implementation so all these devices can operate in harmony so I do not have to keep pairing , or initiating connections - I would like to see my devices that are paired operate simultanously.

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  23. Re:why by darth_linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    but imagine a beowulf cluster of them in the park!

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  24. Burton? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the UK, Burton sell suits and chav (google for it) clothing. Since people are embarassed to be chavs, Motorola may want to re-think their partnership!

    PS. I know about Burberry too. Seeing the business news report that their sales were down due to people being too embarrased to wear their clothes cracked me up.

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