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MyDoom Strikes Again

Renegade334 writes "Months after the last attack of MyDoom, MyDoom.AI returns. Like usual it was spread by e-mails with claims to have attachments that contain passwords for adult websites."

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  1. Nice by MPHellwig · · Score: 5, Funny

    The clients that are affected will not dare to tell me.

  2. Passwords for Adult Websites!! by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where? Which ones? How do we get them?

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    1. Re:Passwords for Adult Websites!! by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll email 'em to you.

    2. Re:Passwords for Adult Websites!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must have Microsoft Windows with Outlook Express installed to get them. I'm sorry, Linux is useless here...

    3. Re:Passwords for Adult Websites!! by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Free pron site right here!!!!

      This is all I need for a month!

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    4. Re:Passwords for Adult Websites!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Look for my thank you note titled "I LOVE YOU".

  3. It'll never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When will virus writers learn that they can't spread malware that way. Nobody in this day and age is stupid enough to click on an attachment claiming to have XXX-site passwords. I mean c'mon, who is stupid enough to fall for that?
    /sarcastic-anti-luser-rant

  4. Learned? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think those who get affected actually deserve to be affected - mostly, they are the ones who keep on spreading those "forward this to 10 ppl in 10 seconds or you will throw third nipple". Give 'em more.

    1. Re:Learned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I have a third nipple.. Maybe that's why I've never had a virus

  5. Yay! by Gathers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Passwords for adult websites? Yay!!
    Oh, if only I knew how to open email attachments!

  6. Given how its spread... by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 3, Funny
    Like usual it was spread by e-mails with claims to have attachments that contain passwords for adult websites.
    I'm surprised it wasn't a /. reader who discovered it!

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    1. Re:Given how its spread... by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who told you /.ers were adults?

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  7. Re:Actually, it's under control by IainHere · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's being reported [zdnet.co.uk] that thanks to pro-active action from the porn site in question, the problem is under control...

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  8. Eat that by Mr2cents · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eat that, Duke Nukem Forever!!

    Where can I download this new MyDoom thingy?

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  9. Re:Actually, it's under control by Skidge · · Score: 4, Funny

    Porn to the rescue, yet again! We have that industry to thanks for many things: rapidly accelerating the advance and acceptance of new media technologies, keeping First Amendment lawyers employed, and giving sorority girls a shot at fame during Spring Break, to name a few.

  10. Everyone forgets the most important question by RattRigg · · Score: 5, Funny


    Do the passwords work?

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  11. the rapture must be at hand! by RafeDawg · · Score: 4, Funny

    remember how God used to smite masturbators?

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    1. Re:the rapture must be at hand! by iluvcapra · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now he just smites kittens.

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  12. Re:Last time.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Way to go guys. I guess it is all about how you report it.

    What would you like us to write as your farewell statement in this weeks newsletter? Wpiman leaves us after faithfully working for us for x number of years as our professional slashdot reader... -The Head of IT.

  13. Amazing! "Free pussy" and brains switch off! by swb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm continually amazed by how quickly people turn their brains off when "free pussy" is in the air..

  14. Re:Too bad... by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean like this one? :)

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  15. Next version of the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    will probably have links to provocative pictures of Bill Gates posing with computers.

    The virus will fail miserably.

  16. In other news... by Uninen · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple is hiring young hackers to develop more of these new "sales-promoters" to increase the sales of the new Mac mini.

  17. Re:What's MyDoom? by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Believe me, OSX and Linux have more than their share of stupid users.

    They post here on slashdot all the time. They tell you silly shit like iPods make great external hard drives, and work well as backup devices.

    They talk about using Gentoo as a backend server, because all you have to do is put "emerge sync && emerge -u world" in your crontab and nothing will ever go wrong, and the -funroll-loops in your CFLAGS will make it unga bunga faster.

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  18. Re:Question! Corporate-wide antispyware software? by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Could you advice ANY good anti-spyware software
    > which can be deployed corporate-wide? (with trial
    > version)

    Sure, a baseball bat. Beat the dummy who downloads spyware to death. For a trial version, try a plastic bat, so they'll just go Ouch!

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  19. Command to check if your system is susceptible by captainclever · · Score: 5, Funny

    uname

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  20. Re: Actually, it's under control by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    > Porn to the rescue, yet again!

    Porn is like God: it helps those who help themselves.

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  21. Re:Haven't had a problem by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    we exchange secret-admin handshakes and have a beer with lunch whenever the latest virus comes out.

    damn, you must be an alcoholic by now.

  22. Re:Actually, it's under control by CrankyFool · · Score: 3, Funny

    And then of course there's the Coupling (British relationship comedy -- think Friends, but smarter and funny) version -- 'One swallow does not a relationship make.'