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FreeBSD June-December Status Reports
An anonymous reader wrote in to say that "FreeBSD just published status reports covering June to December '04 with many interesting details about the work that went into 5-STABLE and a look ahead on plans and projects for 6-CURRENT."
Site is already slashdotted, here's the compete text:
June, 2004: Patient is complaining of pain in side. 4th time here this month. Hypochondria a possibility.
July 2004: Pain is severe, admit to hospital. Recommend morphine drip.
August 2004: Kidneys failing, urea levels high. Recommend immediate dialysis.
September 2004: Patient delusional, calls for "grandpa AT&T"
October 2004: Grand mal seizures, complete kidney failure. Heart and lung congestion worsen.
November 2004: Patient in coma. Total brain death, recommend removing from life support and issuing a DNR.
December 2004: Patient dies. Awaiting full autopsy report from Dr. Netcraft.
Trolling is a art,
January 2005: The stone is rolled away and behold the might FreeBSD has raised from the dead.
Evolution or ID?
... they were refering to some kind of twisted BSD based romance chick flick. You know what I mean, the whole May-December romance plot. Oh... you don't? I should have figured. ;P
-"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
Those of us who can actually read to the end of a sentence without having to stop to take a breath had no problem with it at all.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
Today, I booted up my FreeBSD install and received a system message that Netcraft was dying.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.