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A Countdown To Global Catastrophe?

An anonymous reader writes "From The Independent: The global warming danger threshold for the world is clearly marked for the first time in an international report to be published tomorrow - and the bad news is, the world has nearly reached it already. For the full story, see this article."

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  1. Venkman said it best: by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, biblical?
    Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor... real Wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.
    Venkman: Rivers and seas boiling!
    Egon: 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos. Winston:The dead rising from the grave!
    Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!

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    1. Re:Venkman said it best: by WickWickWack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can't wait for the free marshmallow...

    2. Re:Venkman said it best: by rcamans · · Score: 2, Funny

      TV? What's that? Are you seriously asking me to take time away from this video game to watch some dumb old rerun movie?
      You have got to be kidding.
      No, really you guys need to get a life. I mean video game. I mean, oh whatever

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  2. Is it time to by Enigma_Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    start the looting yet?

    -Jesse

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  3. Since we've already reached the threshold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm buying a Hummer!

    (The SUV, you pervs)

    1. Re:Since we've already reached the threshold... by nihilistcanada · · Score: 2, Funny

      It depends on the type of van you have. Single guys with white windowless vans get laid all the time. But then they tend go to jail for 20 years and have to let the police know where they are at all times after they get out.

  4. Re:Is it time to start looting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "For the full store, see this article."

    Apparently so.

  5. Re:Original Study? by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone have a link to the actual report?

    Just search scholar.google.com for Dr. Chick N. Little...

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  6. winston zeddemore by millahtime · · Score: 3, Funny

    Winston:.... since I've been with these guys I've seen $h1t that'll turn you white.

  7. I for one welcome change. by Lifereaper0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we need a good end of the world situation. I look forward to leading hordes of bad people in the search for pleasure. I plan on wearing a cool mask and driving a highly tuned car o' death while screaming "Give Me Your Oil!!"...but that's just me.

  8. Re:WND has an interesting take on this by brainstyle · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the link:

    'Global warming' hype reaches fever pitch But critics doubting data compare ideology behind movement to Communism, Nazism

    Man, they don't get past the sub-header before invoking Godwin's law. Now that's good journalism!

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  9. Re:Original Study? by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny
    We might not be around later, but good ol' Earth sure will be.

    Yeah, sorry about that, the fleet's a little delayed. But we'll get to it eventually.

    Cheers,
    Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz

  10. Life imitates art... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The risk of nuclear war, during the cold war, was not a certainty..."

    Fry: "This snow is beautiful! I'm glad global warming never happened."
    Leela: "Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out."

  11. Luckily ... by crmartin · · Score: 3, Funny

    the world ended in the 1100s and the 1500s when the temperatures were that high before, so this is just academic.

  12. Re:Original Study? by Stevis · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need to make sure Earth is still here for when the Galactica arrives....

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  13. Re:Already Flipped by Enzo+the+Baker · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ironically the article pointed out that there were no cars at that time.

    Well, apparently National Geographic hasn't heard of a little place called Atlantis. They had cars. Flying ones. And what happened to them? They got flooded. Hmmmm... sounds like global warming to me. And who told us about them? Oh yeah, that's right. The Egyptians.

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  14. Re:Already Flipped by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear sir or madam,

    In the future, when posting to Slashdot, please never cite another source and talk about their "opinions". Only refer to their views as fact, dogma, the unequivocal truth. This way others will respond with their facts and we'll start a flame war. By honestly presenting an opinion, others may take a moment and reflect on what you have to say, and may even choose to better themselves. We don't want that now do we? I didn't think so.

    Regards,
    The Management

  15. Re:Original Study? by iwan-nl · · Score: 2, Funny
    [...] but not *not* an eco-nut

    So you're saying you are an eco-nut? This is confusing.

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  16. Re:Key point: it's not the planet, it's us by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Let's say that Pakistan and India go to war, and it escalates to nuclear war. Each side is estimated to have roughly 70 small fission weapons. Even if all of these weapons were assembled, delivered and detonated, the global environmental effects would be minimal. A substantial number of Indians and Pakistanis would be killed or injured, and the political and economic consequences would probably be severe for the region..."

    Hmm...well, it would certainly slow the outsourcing of jobs to India, that's for sure...

    :-)

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  17. Re:Key point: it's not the planet, it's us by MrZaius · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much do we commit?

    We commit whatever it takes to build and stock 15 Vaults in SoCal, that, when the time is right, the Vault Dweller can rise and make things right in the world.

    PS: Always stock extra water chips.

  18. Re:Turn off your computers/monitors when not in us by ectoraige · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, my laptop appears to have a sense of humour. About 5 seconds after posting parent, it complained about low battery power.

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