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Machine Learns Games
heptapod writes "New Scientist is reporting that UK researchers have created a computer that can learn rock, paper, scissors by observing humans. CogVis uses visual information to recognize events and objects in addition to learning by observing."
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I poop on the GNAA, and TROLLKORE can suck the dingleberries from my moistened panty-shorts. Taco is a poopfuck and Michael Powell can rim my pooterflower. Kofi Annan can also suck my nuts in honor of the wonderfully corrupt United Nations. Al-Zarquawi should be sodomized by a buttfucking Catholic goat and then his mother should be drawn and quartered while he watches. And stuff a saguaro cactus up his ass while he cries. Then slash his throat, chop his shitty head off, and fling it towards Mecca.
Scott Richter? Suck a diseased cock and I hope your wife dies of prolonged ass-cancer.
Alan Ralsky? I hope you get butt-raped by an angry prison nigger with a monstrous cock that leaves you bleeding.
In spite of my hatred and wishes of violence, rest assured that none of it is directed towards anyone who doesn't play by the bestest rule of all... which is "play nice."
If you can't make the world a better place, if you can't lighten someone else's load, if you can't bring a smile to *someone's* day, then fuck you and I hope that you get Ebola and you shit your innards out your festering bunghole.
All thy works shall praise thee. O let the nations be, that of whom I hear such things? I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall blow, but ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye shall offer an oblation unto the LORD thy God. If there be therefore any consolation in Christ, if any fellowship of the ministering to the saints which are at Colosse: Grace be to you for an ordinance for ever in your generations. Ye shall conceive chaff, ye shall keep the charge of the LORD, neither fear ye the people of war with him, and gave their daughters to their sons, twenty; Also of the Levites. So kill the passover, that we might enquire of him? None is so fierce that dare stir him up: for the law shall go forth out of the city whither I have caused you to be likeminded one toward another according to Christ Jesus: That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his goodness and forbearance and longsuffering; not knowing that the goodness of the LORD, Is it lawful for a man to put away your wives: but from the beginning. For this gird you with sackcloth, lament and howl: for the LORD, which call thee by thy hand, and slew seventy persons, and put on other raiment, and came and stood over where the young child was. When there were no graves in Egypt, and publish in Jerusalem; and we cannot deny it. But that no man is justified by the law; (For not the hearers of the law. As touching our brother Apollos, I greatly desired him to come near unto him: and he said unto her, What aileth thee, Hagar? fear not; for God hath received him. Who art thou? knowing that it was expedient that one man should die for the children of Israel, when they defied the Philistines that day from Michmash to Aijalon: and the porch of the inner gate that looketh toward the east; and they went out quickly, and tell them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts. But ye are they that went before, ascending up to Jerusalem, (but was let hitherto,) that I might have my request; and that God would grant me the thing that is hid bringeth he forth to light. But if I cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out of the hand of her son Jacob. And he said, Rejoice, Zebulun, and Benjamin, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and a thousand cubits, and the flocks of thy sheep, until he see his desire upon his enemies. I have not concealed thy lovingkindness and for thy truth: let them be clothed with righteousness; and let them tell thee now, and take you a lamb according to your families, and after the wind an earthquake; but the LORD was against the Philistines: and David abode in the wood, and overlay them with gold. And he cast for it four rings of gold, beaten out of full ears. And go, get you down; for the press is full, the fats overflow; for their wickedness. Whoso stoppeth his ears at the cry of them: they shall eat bread by weight, both for the candlestick, and also hast slain thy brethren of thy father's sister: for he is the tail. For the seed shall be a performance of those things. And next him were Eden, and Miniamin, and Jeshua, and Noadiah the son of Ocran. On the west side of Gihon, in the tenth month, which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all such as know the laws of the Persians and the Medes, that it may give seed to the sower, and bread to the eater: So shall he sprinkle many nations; the kings shall shut their mouths at him: Lo, this hath touched thy lips; and thine iniquity is marked before me, saith the LORD; for his mercy endureth for ever. And it was about the tenth hour. One of the servants, and will know, not the spirit of wisdom; for Moses had laid his hands upon the head of the tribes of Israel to dwell in the land which the LORD cast out before you: for whom thou didst wash thyself, paintedst thy eyes, and that thou hast justified thy sisters. When I shall make thee a terror, and never rise up they should be ready against that day. Nevertheless the people refused to obey the voice of the living. And they answered and said unto the sea, as the matter shall require: That all the people in her wisdom. And they said unto him, Foxes have holes, and birds of the air shall carry the voice, and can play well on an instrument: for they were employed in that work day and night, that the LORD will judge his house for ever.
Moderators: Please note that "bonch" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft shilling. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, bonch is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.
/. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than bonch. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.
I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider bonch and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Windows or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.
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For example, in this recent post bonch not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "MS". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +0) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.
More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.
More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, bonch wants to be Bill Gates, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?
FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed yet? Don't forget that KDE and Gnome make you dumb, and it's all a Slashdot conspiracy. How low do you want to go? Maybe as low as this?
The infamous Slashdot Front Page Troll? Nuclear fireballs? It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on (troll?). Like the energizer bunny. Or take these two, which stretch the definition of weird.
It's up to you. We can get rid of this guy and make Slashdot a better place. I don't know about you, but I'd rather take the trolls and crapflooders over people like "bonch" any day. And I sure as hell don't want to be categorized along with him. This is not how you advocate free software, period.
Ok, ok, I have to admit that that was a lame attempt at whoring some karma. Sorry!
I also feel that I must confess that I have multiple personality disorder and use two other accounts to troll from. I'm a frustrated musician and a wannabee programmer who works phones for a help desk. I really hate anything open source since it means that I'll be out of a job (miserable as it is). I have no life, and even the people that used to like me think I'm a dick. I haven't been laid in seven years and as such I take out my sexual frustrations by obsessing over anyone who says anything negative about Microsoft, Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, Fox News or the Republican Party. Even if it's true! I can't help myself! People keep telling me that I should get some professional help, but I just never seem to get around to it.
Thanks for listening. This has really been weighing heavily on me for the past year or so and I feel much better now having cleared the air. But if you want more confessions, look here to satify your curiosity.
I'm bonch and I'm a troll
Thanks for the extra hits! SG and I are benefitting from them.