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New Intel Trademark Filed

jmanforever writes "Reuters is reporting that 'Intel Inside VIIV' and 'Intel VIIV' were filed as U.S. trademarks. The question is, what does VIIV mean? Could this be the Roman numerals for 6-4 indicating a 64-bit chip, or could this be the Roman numeral five twice, separated by two lines, indicating the dual cores of the Pentium 5 chip?"

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  1. Pentium 6 by fembots · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or maybe it's Pentium 6, performs like a Pentium 4? Similar to AMD XP1800+ is 1.5GHz but performs like a 1.8GHz Pentium.

    Or maybe it's Pentium M2, after the success of Pentium M series. VIIV = upside down M with a II in the middle.

    Or maybe it's Penitum 5 Dual Core? "Pentium V, 2 Inside"

    Or maybe it's just a marketing stunt? Similar to Google's trademark application "Google R2D2".

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    1. Re:Pentium 6 by Altizar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they are just really bored and decided to get a trade mark on something really stupid to see how the press would react.

    2. Re:Pentium 6 by de1orean · · Score: 4, Funny

      clearly, it's

      \m/

      or

      PENTIUM R0x0RZZZZ!!!!11oneone

    3. Re:Pentium 6 by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously, Intel has branched into editors and will soon be releasing vi v. 4

      This suggests that AMD uses Emacs.

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    4. Re:Pentium 6 by timeflux · · Score: 5, Funny

      VIIV, ie, viiv, is a valid word [pronounced as veev] in turkish and it means "sucks".

    5. Re:Pentium 6 by MarkGriz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or maybe Intel and Trent Reznor are trying to boost their popularity with a cross marketing campaign, and they really meant to trademark Pentium /VIV\

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    6. Re:Pentium 6 by tetromino · · Score: 5, Funny

      This suggests that AMD uses Emacs.

      Good thing those new Opterons are almost fast enough to run it...

    7. Re:Pentium 6 by altan · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is not true. The closest word to "veev" would be "ve", which means and.

      Also, Turkish words cannot have two identical vowels next to each other, going on what I remember about 4th Grade in a Turkish school.

  2. Or could it be . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Intel's finally breached the barrier and will be releasing a 75-bit processor?

  3. Intel Patented 64-bit and Dual Cores? by Master+Bait · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or did they patent a process where they do it all with mayonaisse, mustard and pickles?

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  4. Spelled wrong by mboverload · · Score: 5, Funny

    They just spelled "Viva la AMD" wrong.

  5. I'm betting on by Performaman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pentium 525. Dunno why, but it just sounds right.

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  6. In other news today by digitalgimpus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Intel also registred:

    MMDCL

    which is the roman numeral for the temperature their new chip will run.

  7. stackable design? by LiquidMind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The Pentium V is likely to fly along at between 5GHz to 7GHz, have 2MB plus of level two cache, be built on a 90 nanometer process, and have a stackable design." (Source, and another)

    does anyone know what they mean by stackable design?
    is this supposed to be taken literally? stacking one CPU on top of the other?
    or just some buzzwords that mean nothing that this implies?

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  8. Re:Roman Numerals by Samari711 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet the Romans are going to be pissed about this...

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  10. gross conjecture by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The question is, what does VIIV mean? Could this be the Roman numerals for 6-4 indicating a 64-bit chip, or could this be the Roman numeral five twice, separated by two lines, indicating the dual cores of the Pentium 5 chip?"

    After this and this I'm forced to the conclusion that these three stories are three points on a grid forming a triangle corresponding with the location of Atlantis. Could it mean Slashdot editors are from another planet? Could it mean open source is to the renaissance as ancient greece is to atlantis?

  11. Re:Learn you Roman numerals by painandgreed · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... but it can't be any of those, including 6 4, because that's not how roman numerals are composed. VIIV is nonsense as a roman numeral.

    And that is why they'd be able to trademark it. Can't trademark a number IIRC, which is why they opted for the Pentium name instead of 586. If it were actual Roman numerals, it would be a number and untrademarkable. Since it is nonsence, they can trademark it.

    Sound like an explanatio to anybody else?

  12. Maybe you should read it like GNU by Fortran+IV · · Score: 4, Funny

    VIIV -> "V Isn't IV" -> "Pentium 5 Isn't Pentium 4"

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  13. Re:Perhaps Intel has friends in high places... by Em+Ellel · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all in the font. It's a dubya can't y'all see that!?

    V\/V


    Would that not be tripya?

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  14. Re:pentium 5 by magarity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm surprised they've kept the "Pentium" trademark so long

    That's like saying you're suprised Ford is still using the 'Mustang' name for some cars that have only loosest similarity to the first year Mustang. It's called 'Brand Awareness' and companies spend jillions on marketing campaigns to make consumers want [insert trademarked name here]. The name 'Pentium' is going to be used for as long as Intel can get mileage out of it.

  15. Re:pentium 5 by Paladin128 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Continuing with your train of thought...

    Pentium III is i686 + MMX + SSE
    Pentium 4 is RISC on crack cocain
    Pentium M is the result of a P4 knocking up a PIII

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