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Episode III Opening Crawl Released

Posted by michael on from the war! dept.

moggyf writes "The official Star Wars website has revealed the opening crawler text for Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, currently scheduled for a May 19th, 2005 release."

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  1. Some real news about Revenge of the Sith by mustangdavis · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Anakin gets even with Count Dooku - and cuts off BOTH of his hands - before cutting his head off

    Obi-Won Kenobi kills the Jedi hunter, General Grievous - who can use three or more light sabers at one time, with the General's own blasters. The General's light sabers are trophies from Jedi he has slain in the past.

    Anakin turns on Mace Windu when Mace goes to face Palpatine/The Emperor. Mace dies by falling out of a window after the Emperor fries him with lightning.

    Yoda gets pwned by the Emperor

    Qui-Gon Jin comes back as a ghost and explains the true nature of the force to Yoda after he loses his fight with the Emperor.

    Anakin and Obi-Won fight each other with blue light sabers.

    Obi-won chops off Anakin's other real hand and both of his legs.



    Now there is some news about RotS!


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  2. Re:General Grievous? by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    My god, how fucking stupid can Lucas get?

    Star Wars is sci-fi Lite

    Haven't you figured that out by now? It's the sort even a 5 year old can follow.

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