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Cellphone Drivers Drive Like Drunks

TDavid writes "A University of Utah study claims that drivers who use a cell phone will be 'more impaired than drunken drivers with blood alcohol levels exceeding 0.08.' The study also says that use will turn a driver who is age 20 into age 70. Hands-free systems apparently don't help much either as they still require a driver to 'actively be part of a conversation.' What about in vehicle systems like OnStar?"

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  1. Cellphone Drivers Drive Like Drunk by TeleoMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed. And /. editors spell like dumb.

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  2. Hands free systems by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bought a hands free system so I could talk on the cell phone in the car and IT DIDN'T WORK. As soon as I turned it on and let go of the steering wheel, the car drifted off the road and hit a Big Boy statue. What a rip off.

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  3. Order today by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Click here to order the ideal telephone for the "drunk talker" driver.

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  4. Re:Difference by ad0gg · · Score: 5, Funny

    My passenger is blind you insensitive clod.

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  5. Re:Difference by Beatlebum · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> For example, if a truck suddenly pulls out in front of you, you will suddenly focus on it; your passenger will tend to notice this and stop talking

    You're obviously not married.

  6. Not to mention by paranode · · Score: 4, Funny
    The study also says that use will turn a driver who is age 20 into age 70.

    They have no skills for paraphrasing. If the blurb was true I'd never drink alcohol again for fear of instant wrinkled skin, white hair, and random cancer.

  7. Utah?? by Reignking · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does anyone in the state of Utah know about drinking?

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  8. Re:Difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am married.. and my wife does a AAAEEEEEE! noise and starts grabbing the dash; even though the truck that pulled out is a block away.

    Chop

  9. Re:Old People by merlin_jim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because the AARP is one of the most powerful lobbying groups there is, and they fight tooth and nail against anything that even resembles competency testing.

    Which is quite ironic, considering who we're talking about here

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  10. DRIVING WHILE NOT ME by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    There should be a law against "Driving while Not Me", because everyone else on the road is a menace.

  11. No Kidding by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cell phone users also act like drunks. They stand in public places, yell very loudly and think that their conversation about whether it's pizza or Chinese tonight is so important we must all hear it.

    The only thing missing is public urination, but I'm sure that's an add-on service.

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  12. Treo 650 and driving by CharAznable · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I have a Treo 650 and it's great because I can post on Slashdot while I drive and it's actually quite safe bec[NO CARRIER]

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  13. Re:Difference by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or we have the sudden, sharp inhalation of breath causing a marked decrease in air pressure within the cabin, followed by a thumping sound on the floorboard as the frantic passenger presses her imaginary brake pedal.

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