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First Artificial Aurora May Lead to Night Sky Ads

An anonymous reader writes "LiveScience is reporting that the military's HAARP project has had its first success generating artificial light displays in the ionosphere. They created little green speckles of manmade aurora within an existing auroral display. The work is designed primarily to 'enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.' Next up: sky-high neon advertisements."

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  1. Ad Filter by fembots · · Score: 2, Funny

    Instruction: Point At Eyes

    Is it too early to consider Open Sky as an alternative?

    1. Re:Ad Filter by digitalchinky · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hang on - let me adjust my tinfoil hat a little - it's a giant death ray.

      http://jkidd.tripod.com/b/94.html

    2. Re:Ad Filter by digitalchinky · · Score: 2

      http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/haarp/

      Don't I feel like a dick - wrong link
      Apologies all.

  2. Who owns the sky? by RLiegh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and what's their contact info?

  3. welcome by subzero_ice · · Score: 5, Insightful

    welcome more light pollution.

    1. Re:welcome by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, imagine it now, climb to a nice overlook on a clear night, maybe with you special someone, sitting back to watch the stars and in the sky.

      "Refinance you home, Call Earl at 555-Loan"

      Wonderful.

      Some astronomer gets the latest shot from his telescope and an incredible image is ruined by a add for Outback Steakhouse.

  4. I can see it now by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK son, that's the big dipper, the little dipper, and over there to the right of the Cialis ad is Orion. No, that's not his schvantz, that's his bow son.

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:I can see it now by Delta2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look Daddy Orion's belt
      No Son, thats a belt from Walmart, Orions belt is covered by the Levitra ad over there.

    2. Re:I can see it now by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... the big dipper and the little dipper are there merely to illustrate "before and after".

    3. Re:I can see it now by gblues · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they wouldn't do ads for prescription drugs. All the legalese required would make the ad resemble a Star Wars crawl!

      Nathan

  5. Just what we need by mattthateeguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just what we need: more ads in our lives

  6. Laser paint logos on the moon? by freelunch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone have one of those green lasers?

    1. Re:Laser paint logos on the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      CHA

  7. adverts? by Coneasfast · · Score: 5, Funny

    The process is not well understood, but scientists speculate it could one day be employed to light a city or generate celestial advertisements.

    do we reall need. "En|@rge Ur PeNI5" 30 miles high in the sky?

    what about a feed of the latest slashdot stories? would increase efficiency of nerds worldwide?

    any other suggestions?

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    Marge, get me your address book, 4 beers, and my conversation hat.
  8. No country will allow that, except for fed use by digitalgimpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A guy shines a laser pointer in the Sky, and the FBI is after his ass. You think there going to allow this? I think not. They will consider it a airline safety issue (hence homeland security) until they can pass a separate law.

    Then the sky will chance based on that terror warning system.

    So get ready for yellow and orange nights!

    1. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 4, Informative
      The north pole is used extensively by the US Military. It's the fastest flight path from the US to Afganistan for example. Long range bombers use it.

      No.

      Military aircraft from the West Coast and mid west fly east, generally to Dover Delaware, then over the Atlantic and "stage" in Germany, sometimes touching down in Turkey before ending up in Kuwait, Iraq, and Afghanistan. We also have some heavy lift in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan. But regardless of where they end up, it is extremely unlikely they flew over any poles. Nope, no, don't think so.

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      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    2. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by digitalgimpus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, some of the early bombing in Afganistan was based at several Air Force bases in the US.

      And yes, Russia concented to use of their airspace.

      It's cheaper (less miles in the air), and quicker (just fly and drop, no layovers, delays, setting up staging areas).

      The bases in Germany, Turkey, Kewait, etc. were setup for smaller aircraft (F-16, F/A-18 etc.)

    3. Re:No country will allow that, except for fed use by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, some of the early bombing in Afganistan was based at several Air Force bases in the US.

      Of course. Yes, without question. Most (but not all) came from stateside bases.

      And yes, Russia concented to use of their airspace.

      And these bombers crossed the Atlantic (refueling several times in the air), passed over parts of many counties including parts of the former Soviet Union, to reach their targets in Afghanistan and Iraq. But they did not fly over the poles.

      The bases in Germany, Turkey, Kewait, etc. were setup for smaller aircraft (F-16, F/A-18 etc.)

      Yes, in general, smaller aircraft spend more time at these air fields. But they are all built for heavy lift, and can accommodate bombers as well, none of which actually live at these bases (they are all "transient"). However,bombers do live at Diego (as well as Guam), and travel from both the west and east coast of the United States to get there, without passing over the poles.

      I'm not saying they can't pass over the poles, I'm saying that in the case of our present "situation" in the Mid-East, they did not pass over the poles.

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      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
  9. Just like... by Raynach · · Score: 3, Funny
    Next up: sky-high neon advertisements.

    Did anyone else automatically think, "Just like Cowboy Bebop!"?

    Yes, marketing within the most vulnerable demographic: space bounty hunters.

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    - A
  10. I, for one... by EEBaum · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...welcome the chance to beat the living daylights out of the first idiot to broadcast an advertisement.

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    -- I prefer the term "karma escort."
  11. Energy inefficiency at its least useful? by PornMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article talks about possibly lighting urban areas with this, but to me, it sounds like a HUGE waste of energy. I'd rather see dirigibles with fluourescents than irradiating the sky (and any planes/satellites/birds overhead) with what doesn't instead just keep going out into space.

    1. Re:Energy inefficiency at its least useful? by FuturePastNow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd rather see dirigibles with fluourescents than irradiating the sky

      I'd rather they not completely kill off amateur astronomy.

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      Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
  12. High-energy particle "wind" by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 5, Informative

    The ionosphere is an amazing thing. Circling and enveloping the Earth from pole to pole, it captures and blocks much of the deadly radiation from the Sun. Without it, we'd be as dead as Deimos.

    So what's the big deal with shooting a few billion particles at it from ground level? Well, those particles, if you've studied any physics at all, are highly charged and very high in energy. That means that as they travel through the ionosphere, they are blasting a hole (albeit on a tiny scale) through the atomsphere. These holes, unlike the Aurora activity caused by the Sun, are directed straight through. The Sun's rays travel perpendicular to the ionosphere, so although there is a lot of particle activity from the Sun, it is mostly absorbed and bent in to the shape of the Van Halen radiation belt. It's a good system, and produces some really beautiful natural artwork.

    But poking holes in the ionosphere that lead directly out can lead to any number of consequences. The least among these is that the ionosphere somehow regains and replenishes itself with charged particles. The worst is that a "leak" in the ionosphere leads to a complete destruction of the radiation-blocking area that keeps us alive.

    Put advertisments on the Moon, or fly giant reflective satellites around the Earth. Just don't be trying to put a hole in our ozone on purpose.

    1. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      although there is a lot of particle activity from the Sun, it is mostly absorbed and bent in to the shape of the Van Halen radiation belt.

      Hehehe. Hot for teacher, are we? Will they see this over Panama? Jump for joy, if they do?

    2. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Sun's rays travel perpendicular to the ionosphere, so although there is a lot of particle activity from the Sun, it is mostly absorbed and bent in to the shape of the Van Halen radiation belt.

      surely you mean a Van Allen Radiation Belt

    3. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by thhamm · · Score: 2, Funny

      The worst is that a "leak" in the ionosphere leads to a complete destruction of the radiation-blocking area that keeps us alive.

      so? just switch her from suck to blow!

    4. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by tpgp · · Score: 3, Funny

      surely you mean a Van Allen Radiation Belt

      You can turn a Van Allen Belt into a Van Halen belt with one of these

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    5. Re:High-energy particle "wind" by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Van Halen radiation belt.

      Well, looks like somebody is into classic rock =)

  13. It's more like ion polution by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ions--> chemical change --> problems.

    Considering that Freon is a wonderfully inert substance at ground level that gets changed into an ozone eating monster at altitude under high UV, one wonders whether hosing the atmosphere with highly charged particles is a good idea.

    I have not RTFA, but I hopefully this is done over the US and not in in a far away place like was done by the nuclear testing bastards.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:It's more like ion polution by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If it's just the same as solar winds then why do these tests need to be done?

      Different radiation at different levels have different results. You would not want to expose your unprotected body to whats in the ionosphere.

      Ignorance, arrogance and powerful toys == a bad recipe.

      --
      Engineering is the art of compromise.
    2. Re:It's more like ion polution by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Considering that Freon is a wonderfully inert substance at ground level that gets changed into an ozone eating monster at altitude under high UV, one wonders whether hosing the atmosphere with highly charged particles is a good idea.

      Huh? How do you figure this? One thought doesn't follow from the other.

      UV breaks the stable bonds in Freon, producing chlorine radicals among other things. This is bad because chlorine in that electronic state does not usually exist there and the chlorine catalyzes the breakdown of ozone.

      This "HAARP" process sends radio pulses up into the ionosphere to excite the free electrons in the plasma that exist at that height. The exited electrons strike ordinary air molecules. This is nothing that doesn't happen already. Auroras occur every day. The only real difference here is the direction of the incoming radiation. Thunderstorms have a similar atmospheric chemistry.

      Not that I support this development at all- while this may have been a technically brilliant experiment, it threatens to spawn a new form of advertising. This is going to become really annoying if it catches on. And the astronomers are going to hate it.

    3. Re:It's more like ion polution by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey Dick... Simple rule:

      If it's natural, it's less likely to cause problems.
      If it's man made, it's more likely to cause problems.

      Humans have a pretty piss poor track record when wielding large amounts of power.

      In other news... Boy George really looks scary these days. Almost like something out of an anime. I just saw him on BBC America on the chat show The Kumars at Number 42.

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      -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
    4. Re:It's more like ion polution by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > If it's natural, it's less likely to cause problems.

      Not really and not always.

      It's just that if it's natural, you shrug and say that you were powerless to do anything about it.

      Look at the Asian Tsunami - nature wiped out thousands in the blink of an eye. Or for that matter hurricanes and what not.

      We might cause a few problems, but unfortunately since _we_ cause the problems we tend to notice them and find a way to prevent them. That's not a bad thing, that's the way we are learning.

      And more importantly, some day man-made stuff will be powerful enough to control the vagaries of nature. I, for one, look forward to that day. And that will not happen without man learning to weild the power that you speak of.

      We'll eventually figure things out.

  14. Nikola Tesla by FoXDie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet again I have to say... Nikola Tesla owns you.

  15. God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it would be fun to make people think God is speaking to them.

  16. Yeah, we do by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure we do. I see an end to spam.

    1) They light up the sky.
    2) Track the source of the advertisement to a geographical region
    3) Shoot the fuckers (for fun! no profit!)

    It is a problem that will solve itself.

    1. Re:Yeah, we do by fireman+sam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "3) Shoot the fuckers"

      Do they have to be spammers, can't we just shoot anyone who floods the night sky with any form of light.

      For example, Most of the street lights around my area will project light up to 40 degrees ABOVE horizontal. Not only is this a waste of energy but it makes the stars almost impossible to see.

      On a better note, last night many parts of Sydney was in blackout because of some storms. Best night to see Saturn and Jupiter and for the first time my daughter found out why the milky way is called "milky".

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      it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    2. Re:Yeah, we do by fireman+sam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, how about we point the street lights toward the ground, you know the thing that we want light on. Think about it this way (if you can):

      Street light puts 1/4 of its light emitted energy in the sky (based on a worst case of 45% above horizontal). If they were designed to shine only below horizontal they would produce up to 25%* more light for the same energy consumption.

      *Naturally some light energy would be converted to heat energy in heating the reflecting surface.

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      it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    3. Re:Yeah, we do by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We could start fitting shades on the streetlights to deflect the light away from the sky, for starters, although I can see such a process getting very expensive.

      Light pollution is as much a cultural problem as an environmental one, because it helps to sever our emotional ties to nature, and blunts our understanding that a rich universe exists outside the grey expanse of the city. If you're an urban kid and you never get a chance to see a sky that is relatively unblemished by artificial light, how likely are you to develop an interest in astronomy? While I haven't seen the phenomenon first hand, I've heard stories about the city kids that get bused out to the countryside and are completly awestruck by the night sky because it's the first time in their lives that they've been able to see it.

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      "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
  17. HAARP is a weapon? by xasper8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am not proclaiming to be an expert on this subject... in fact I am far from it.
    But if I remember correctly I believe that I read some articles about the true purpose of HAARP was conceived as a weather control device to be used in a military fashion. Can anyone correct me on this info?
    Here is an interesting link - (which may or may not support my post...
    http://www.earthpulse.com/haarp/

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    Instead of raising your voice, try strengthening your argument.
  18. From the Article... by jmcmunn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The process is not well understood, but scientists speculate it could one day be employed to light a city or generate celestial advertisements.

    Those seem like two completely different options there...help humanity by providing light to a city, or numb the mind of humanity a little more by advertising in the auroras in the night sky.

    Really, we should just float huge space banners geosynchronously over all of the big cities. 24 hour exposure, plus in the daytime it could block harmful UV rays from reaching Earth. Argh...can't we have ANY physical space not filled with advertising?

    1. Re:From the Article... by SetupWeasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      can't we have ANY physical space not filled with advertising?

      Fortunately, my ass is unlikely to become an advertising space any time soon...Wait a minute... Eddie Bauer jeans patch?

      THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL, EDDIE BAUER! Curse you and your comfortable denim!

    2. Re:From the Article... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh...can't we have ANY physical space not filled with advertising?
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      I can't tell if you're funny or not.

  19. Excellent by eremitic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Batman will be pleased. Now the bat signal will be more visible than ever.

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    Warning: Could be fatal if taken seriously
  20. Watch Out! by tonyr60 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Love this from the referenced articale "We unfortunately were indoors watching the data on monitors during the experiment and were busy scrambling trying to make sure the effects were real and not some glitch with the equipment,"

    Picture in mind of geeks staring at glowing screens while the 1 MW RF beam blasts the crap out of a 747 or worse.

  21. One question by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why?

    I'm not saying it wasn't an interesting experiment but I see _no_ benefits for us, the people, the end-user. Somebody, guide me to the light but not the one saying "Enlarge this Enlarge that" >_>

  22. Tinfoil hat reference by wytcld · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ever looked at www.haarp.net? This project has kept conspiracy theorists busy for over a decade.

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    "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
  23. Re:Ugh. by bobscealy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I don't know if we need to be too worried just yet, according to the article they are not sure yet wether they are able to create this effect without an aurora already occuring, which would immediately limit where the technology can be used. Then they need acres of antennas, and a 1 megawatt generator, and only got green speckles - presumably only once every 7.5 seconds when the radio pulse was sent up. Since the system relies on radio waves it is probably not going to have decent enough focus to paint the sky with how much you need a refreshing Coca Cola.

    Interesting from a physics point of view, but I can't see advertising executives scrambling over each other to get to this one.

  24. Who Steals the Sky? by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

    HAARP isn't really about pretty light shows.

    It's about military-industrial applications:

    * Detection and Imagine of Underground Structures Using ELF/VLF Radio Waves

    * Angels Don't Play This Haarp

    -kgj

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    -kgj
    1. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by chascarrillo · · Score: 3, Informative

      The initial post states quite clearly that a major portion of this is for military purposes, so that was a bit redundant (except for the "Angels Don't Play This HAARP" mention, which is instead a bit quackish).

      There are quite legitimate reasons for producing an aurora. Amateur radio operators have used auroras to communicate over long distances for decades over decades. I don't blame the government for looking into this, although there certainly is a valid argument as to whether creating a large phenomenon is ethical or not. For instance, I'd hate to book some telescope time right when they decide to fire up a test. Still, I can't help but feel that a lot of the arguments against such research end up being a few layers short of an ionosphere.

    2. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Informative
      HAARP isn't really about pretty light shows.

      It's about military-industrial applications:

      Precisely. It is about taking one more job (the weather) out of the hands of the Almighty and into the claws of the military-industrial complex. Above all, these devices are strategic weapons intended for the manipulation of weather systems over rival countries, with serious economic and humanitarian consequences. It's ingenious; is there a better way to surrupticiously wage war than to screw up some other country's weather?

      Mercifully, people are getting hip to the experimentation being done on the ionosphere, and with a little luck, we can look forward to a monster scandal when the hearings are convened. And don't look at me funny, Google it and see.

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      "OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
    3. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Informative

      The initial post states quite clearly that a major portion of this is for military purposes, so that was a bit redundant ...

      A reasonable objection. However, the nature of these military purposes is not spelled out. The first link in the original post does lead to technical information about the project. But the second link in the original post leads to a lightwight story about the pretty lights, not much more. And nowhere in any of these sources do we read about the radical weapons possibilities, e.g. using HAARP to heat the ionosphere so that it bulges up into space in order to deflect incoming ICBM's.

      Furthermore, when I made my post, most of the other posts were jokes about the pretty lights -- I figured those posters needed a clue.

      ...(except for the "Angels Don't Play This HAARP" mention, which is instead a bit quackish).

      Agreed, that book is a bit quackish. But not, I think, entirely quackish -- it raises serious issues, worth considering. In any case, there are numerous reviews from differing viewpoints on the Amazon page, which seems useful to me. I took care to provide the Amazon link, and not a link to some certifiably conspiratorial site such as rense.com, for precisely that reason.

      There are quite legitimate reasons for producing an aurora. Amateur radio operators have used auroras to communicate over long distances for decades over decades.

      Agreed. All good and fine -- I'm a man of science, I too want to figure out how things work by experimenting with the nature of things. But I wouldn't want to leave the impression that HAARP is pure science and nothing more, when it does appear to have profound military applications which, if misused, could seriously fuck up the world.

      -kgj

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    4. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A conspiratorial fearmongering post moderated UP on /.? I'm shocked! Sigh, if this were being done for evil government/military(oh no, be afraid!) purposes why would they publish in nature!!? Did you even look at who wrote the inanely titled "angels don't play this haarp"? If you did you would see that it was written by someone who thinks that: "The present state of technology will open the next millennium with incredible possibilities. with electronic telepathy, microclusters technology, computer to human communications, new breakthroughs in electromedicine (whatever TF that is..), the discovery of subtle energy in geometries, holographic sound projection and speed learning, English communication with U. S. Navy dolphins, new science directions for the future, and more!" and was also co-written by someone who wrote another book saying that if they weren't being held down by The Government(tm) and all those eeevil scientist, the kooks investigating "zero point energy", cold fusion, "free/space energy" and "water hammers"(??) would surely soon solve all the worlds energy problems! Riiight....

      Haarp injects a miniscule fraction of the amount of energy already bombarding the earths atmosphere naturally (from the sun). Its effects are academic, in both the literal and figurative sense. If people are so incapable of removing their tin foil hats for even a microsecond in order to examine a topic rationally and skeptically they shouldn't bother posting at all. You contribute nothing of value to the conversation in doing so.

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    5. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

      this is why living in canada is fun ...

      "What are you going to do? Make it SUNNY and WARM?!"

    6. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by killjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ask 10 Americans if the military should manipulate the weather to destroy crops, cause floods or draughts, or other kinds of mayhem in some faroffistan and 8 of them will say "KICK THEIR ASSES!".

      There will never be hearings. Americans enjoy their military too much.

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      evil is as evil does
    7. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I call bullshit on this. I've been arguing with crackpots for over 10 years about this. It doesn't take much knowledge of plasma physics to understand what this is for and what it can and can't do. People either seem to think it is for a) manipulating the weather, or b) beaming thoughts into your head (I kid you not). Ok, the last one is by definition for the tin foil hat brigade. The weather modification stuff just doesn't make sense. It is bouncing very low frequency radio off the ionosphere ... those layers are way way up above the troposphere where the weather is for starters and if you beam energy using HAARP to somewhere else it will also pass right through the troposphere ... and anyway just think how much energy it would require to alter the atmosphere by inductive heating by a grossly inefficient method using a transmitter that is also very inefficient. Bahh. Silver iodide or just spreading a crop disease is just so much easier.

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    8. Re:Who Steals the Sky? by torpor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh, if this were being done for evil government/military(oh no, be afraid!) purposes why would they publish in nature!!?

      wow, you have so much to learn about propaganda.

      i suggest you get off your fat consumercian ass and read a book or two.

      here's one you might want to start with...

      hint: the nature magazine article is a shim.

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      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  25. Re:Sky Piracy by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Triangulation

  26. Bad for animals? Good for war. by dj42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Depending on how bright this, couldn't it be bad for animals, insects, life in general? Many animals use the night and day cycles so extensively that if they were "fooled" into thinking it was day when it was night, it could easily destroy eco-systems. You'll often read about how animals get confused during eclipses, think it has become night time. Anytime we significantly alter the Earth's "default settings", we're asking for trouble. Not that I can't see this as being useful if it could be isolated for lighting urban areas, which in turn could save power potentially. It's application in war, to light up the night sky is also incredible.

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    We are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Back to you with the weather, Bob!
  27. I don't expect to see any ads anytime soon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Given the light pollution in most of the world, people don't spend much time looking skyward anymore. Even if you could produce a pretty design, most people wouldn't see it.

    BTW, did you notice the transmitter power. One megawatt. The frequency; HF. We're talking about some seriously expensive engineering in order to get a pattern of RF which will produce any kind of controlled image.

    On a historical note: The Canadians had the HARP project which involved Gerald Bull shooting shells into the ionosphere. Because this was the world's leading ballistic technology at the time, the Canadian government cancelled it. Canadians hate being the best.

  28. Re:Doing this since the 50s by hairykrishna · · Score: 5, Informative
    I believe they did this already in the '50s by detonating nuclear warheads in space.

    You see, I read this and I thought: "No way. We never set any nukes off in space. That'd be crazy".

    10 minutes with our friend google.

    We're crazy. From wikipedia - "On July 9, 1962, Thor missile 195 launched a Mk4 re-entry vehicle containing a W49 thermonuclear warhead to an altitude of 248 miles (400 km). The warhead detonated with a yield of 1.45 Mt. This was the Starfish-Prime event of nuclear test operation Dominic-Fishbowl". Ionosphere's ~80 to ~400 kilometres up by the way. Reading around about this test seemed to indicate that our madness did achieve a pretty badass light show (your patriotic tax dollars at work)- couldn't find a photo though. This wasn't the only high altitude test by any stretch of the imagination either. Another fun fact: In total the USA has carried out 1,030 nuke tests with 1,125 seperate devices.

    It's things like this that make me marvel at the fact that we've made it this far without wiping ourselves off the face of the planet.

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    "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
  29. Re:Doing this since the 50s by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Informative

    The film Trinity and Beyond has video of this, I think. Incidently, when a nuke detonates in the vacuum of space, it creates no mechanical blast. That is, no shockwave (well, the mass of the weapon itself gets blown outward, but that isn't much). Virtually all of the bomb's energy gets converted into one big electromagnetic pulse. That's how we know about EMP- Starfish-Prime blacked out most of Hawaii.

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    Give a man fire, and you warm him for the night. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for the rest of his life.
  30. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's frankly staggering how many tests were done. Heaven forbid anyone else would develop nuclear devices and behave anywhere near as recklessly.
    http://www.aracnet.com/~pdxavets/films1.htm
    Several pictures of Starfish-Prime about half way down.
    http://www.radiochemistry.org/history/nuke_tests/d ominic/index.html
    http://www.radiochemistry.org/history/nuke_tests/d ominic/Dstarfish2s.jpg
    http://www.radiochemistry.org/history/nuke_tests/i ndex.shtml

  31. Not this stupid nonsense again. by phillymjs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's been tried before, and somehow it manages to get shot down. Astronomers really don't like people fucking with their ability to work, and surprisingly the astronomy lobby has successfully managed to put the kibosh on these sort of things so far.

    Last time I remember an attempt at something like this was 1989, when the French wanted to commemorate the centennial of the Eiffel Tower by launching into orbit a bunch of reflective balloons forming a glowing ring in the sky. More info here.

    ~Philly

  32. Oh no... by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 2, Funny

    What will aliens think when they see "Get your X-Lax, Corner of Wyse and Main" spread across the night sky on a visit to Chicago?

    I for one would rather impress an external intelligence rather than frighten them away with promises of comfortable bowel movements.

    --
    "Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." (Lisa Hoffman)
  33. Military Sign? by BlueMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine this over Iraq

    All your base are belong to us!

  34. Laser writing on the moon by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Informative
    But if I can write on my wall with my cat laser play toy, why can't I write on the moon?

    Yes you can, but the moon is about 2100 miles across

    Even the best laser will disperse to a spot a few miles across on the moon. When it hits there, it needs to be bright enough to be visible here. and it needs to be much larger.

    Imagine the moon as a circle 2100 pixels across. For the writing to be visible on earth, the illuminated line probably needs to be 25 to 50 miles across. And bright enough to shine back 235,000 miles. Mind you, the moon is about the size of your thumbnail when you hold your hand out in front of you. Think something with the resolution of a 48 pixel icon file, maybe less.

    The proportions are easy enough to figure out. Then we get to the power requirements of such a beam.

    Typical entertainment grade lasers for light shows are 5 - 20 watts, and can be higher power. If you want a spot 6 kilometers wide on the moon, then normal 6 mm wide beams (about 1/4) would have to expand 1,000 times the diameter, 1,000,000 times the area, and would have to be about 40 megawatts. 6 KM = 3.728 miles.

    If you want a 60km spot then you are taking about 10 the diameter, another 100x the area, and so 100x the power for the dot to scale properly.

    This means a 4 gigawatt laser to draw your pretty design on the surface of the moon. You could probaly get away with a simple Gigawatt laser. The only ones currently made are scientific research grade, and generate pulses in the nanosecond range. a 10 gigawatt laser to push a solar sail as a means of interpalnetary propulsion. There is also this interesting paper.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  35. Re:Doing this since the 50s by kravlor · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm glad to see somebody beat me to the punch. Perhaps a bit of additional info may shed light on the subject. Disclaimer: I'm a plasma physicist.

    The initial 'deal' with detonating nuclear weapons in the ionosphere was to see whether we could create our own artificial radiation belts. Due to Earth's magnetic field, the plasma created by the nuclear detonation will remain trapped (for the most part) in a bananna-shaped orbit, bouncing from north to south pole. Over time, the radiation cloud is ejected into space, again becuase of interactions with the Earth's magnetic field. (Particles can get lost and settle down over the poles, too -- watch out Antarctica!)

    Sure enough, lobbing nukes up there created big, bananna shaped radiation belts, just as Nicholas Christofilos had predicted in the 50's. They decayed within a few weeks, and didn't attain the desired military effect of creating a band so intensely radioactive that it would knock out nearby missiles and sattelites. (It vindicated much of the early plasma physics, though!)

    In addition to making a radioactive blanket that encircled the Earth, it also made one helluva light show at the poles, where the magnetic mirror bounce was taking place! (Incidentally, such a belt can be more damaging to sattelites than the original EMP itself. Google HANE if you're interested.)

  36. Re:Doing this since the 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is ironic that you brought this up, because undoing the damage from a nuclear detonation in space is exactly one of the uses that are being studied for HAARP. See here, page 204, at the bottom.

  37. You watched it, you can't unwatch it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leela: "Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?"

    Fry: "Not in our dreams! Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ballgames. And on buses. And milk cartons. And t-shirts. And bananas. And written on the sky. But not in dreams! No sirree!