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2.4GHz Wi-Fi Detector Ring Project

mohrt writes "The Wi-Fi detection ring was developed to give mobile computer users the ability to detect 802.11b/g signals, while providing a unique, fashionable and ultra-portable product package. The prototype circuit collects and rectifies an RF signal in the 2.4GHz range, whereafter an Atmel Tiny microprocessor, detecting the presence of a DC voltage, thusly engages a flashing LED. For those of you who have no excuse to wear a ring, well here it is."

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  1. The One Ring! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    That is just SO damn cool! It is clearly the One Ring and easily shows the bearer as ubergeek.

    The last time a ring was this cool was with a decoder and a whistle and came in a cereal box.

    i see you, too, have the schwartz

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    1. Re:The One Ring! by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Why don't they invent one even more useful to:
      • Detect when women are horny
      • Detect when a woman has had enough to drink and will sleep with almost anyone
      • Detect when a woman has just broken up with a boy friend, and wants to 'show him' by sleeping with another man..
      • Warn you when YOU are drunk and hitting on the boss's wife at a party
      • One that shows she's gonna sleep with you, and not just leeching drinks off you at the bar
      Just a few suggestions...
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    2. Re:The One Ring! by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > Why don't they invent one even more useful to: * Detect when women are horny * Detect when a woman has had enough to drink and will sleep with almost anyone * Detect when a woman has just broken up with a boy friend, and wants to 'show him' by sleeping with another man.. * Warn you when YOU are drunk and hitting on the boss's wife at a party

      Because of convergence.

      You see, if you buy the WiFi detector ring that shows you when you have ready access to pr0n, you have one device that eliminates the need for all four of these separate devices.

      > * One that shows she's gonna sleep with you, and not just leeching drinks off you at the bar

      Speaking of convergence, I built one of those last week. All it took was about 3 inches of wire, a 3V battery, a current-limiting resistor, and an LED.

    3. Re:The One Ring! by xargs · · Score: 5, Funny

      And using the One Ring Lord Sauron ventured into the hotel lobby in search of a hot spot. There shall be no WiFi outside his reach.

    4. Re:The One Ring! by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 3, Funny

      Speaking of convergence, I built one of those last week. All it took was about 3 inches of wire, a 3V battery, a current-limiting resistor, and an LED.

      Please excuse my ignorance. But would that just be a lit LED, thus indicating that the subject is always just leeching drinks with no intention of sleeping with the bearer of said device?

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    5. Re:The One Ring! by museumpeace · · Score: 2, Interesting

      from TFA: ...the prototype unit does not discriminate between other sources of 2.4GHz RF, eg. "leaky" microwave ovens,...
      So it will keep me from cooking my cohones along with my microwave popcorn...that sounds useful to me. If the Atmel could be programmed to drive a little active antenna tuning, maybe it would also double as a bug sweeper?
      Disclosure: I do wear a pocket protector.

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    6. Re:The One Ring! by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Too funny... though I think you're aiming too low. Desperation is rarely attractive to a woman, and trolling for drunks and barflies is likely to be unfulfilling.

      I'd suggest holding out for some quality women instead of going for the low-hanging fruit... the fruit can be sweet, but the aftertaste can be permanent. Despite the commercials you see on TV, herpes still isn't curable, and taking valtrex every day for suppressive therapy is a drag, and expensive (not to mention what happens when your next hot date goes snooping in your medicine cabinet)

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    7. Re:The One Ring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      My problem...by the time she's leeched enough drinks off of me to be drunk enough to sleep with me, sleep is about all she's capable of anymore.

    8. Re:The One Ring! by proverbialcow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why don't they invent one even more useful to: ... Detect when a woman has had enough to drink and will sleep with almost anyone

      Liability, probably. Sex with someone who is not able to give consent is rape. Legally (though IANAL), a woman who's had enough to drink so she'll sleep with anyone is not sober enough to give consent.

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    9. Re:The One Ring! by ilikecaffeine · · Score: 5, Funny
      Please excuse my ignorance. But would that just be a lit LED, thus indicating that the subject is always just leeching drinks with no intention of sleeping with the bearer of said device?

      Yeah, but eventually the battery dies. And *that's* when you make your move.

    10. Re:The One Ring! by suckmysav · · Score: 4, Funny

      "So it will keep me from cooking my cohones along with my microwave popcorn [...]
      Disclosure: I do wear a pocket protector.'


      You wear a pocket protector AND worry about your fertility?

      Love your optimism dude!

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    11. Re:The One Ring! by Steffan · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Why don't they invent one even more useful to:
      * Detect when women are horny
      * Detect when a woman has had enough to drink and will sleep with almost anyone
      * Detect when a woman has just broken up with a boy friend, and wants to 'show him' by sleeping with another man..
      * Warn you when YOU are drunk and hitting on the boss's wife at a party
      * One that shows she's gonna sleep with you, and not just leeching drinks off you at the bar"
      Answers:
      • 1. If you have to ask, she isn't
      • 2. If you need a ring for this, it won't be with you, anyway.
      • 3. See #2
      • 4. If you don't know if you're hitting on a woman or not, the answers to 1-3,5 shouldn't surprise you.
      • 5. She's not going to sleep with you, and yes, she is just leeching drinks off of you.
    12. Re:The One Ring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but eventually the battery dies. And *that's* when you make your move.

      By the time that happens you're going to need a haircut, manicure, pedicure, a shower and shave, and probably a change of underwear.

    13. Re:The One Ring! by DavidBAlford · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I interested in how you built one of the rings. Can you point me in the direction of where I could find the details to build one?

  2. Lack of range by fembots · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The maximum detection range appeared to be roughly 40 feet (line of sight), which is not exactly great, but this can likely be blamed on the antenna...

    He doesn't mind

    However, who would want to detect a Wi-Fi if he's not going to use it? If you're already a mobile user, it might be easier to just use your device's auto-detection software.

    I agree that there are times when I wish I could have detected the signal before I take out my laptop, but I usually solve that problem by starting up my PDA first.

  3. The ring's oath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In brightest day, in darkest night
    No Wi-Fi shall escape my sight
    Let those who worship broadband's might
    Beware my power, my ring's LED light!

    1. Re:The ring's oath by wiresquire · · Score: 2, Funny

      And the fair maiden
      it did not save.
      the LED lit up
      passing a microwave

      And a wireless phone
      in the 2.4GHz band
      again did cause
      light on my hand.

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  4. But that's not all! by b1t+r0t · · Score: 3, Funny

    It also can tell you if your microwave oven is working! (and how much leakage you're absorbing by standing in front of it)

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  5. Wedding ring? by Jason_D_Berg · · Score: 5, Funny

    The perfect nerd wedding ring!!! Now all I gotta do is find a girl that'll be ok with that.

    1. Re:Wedding ring? by kernelfoobar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah! Sheep don't have fingers...
      Monkeys do though...

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  6. My fiancee thinks she wants a diamond... by mfender9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but I'm sure she'll prefer one of these!

  7. Cordless Phones by ThurstonMoore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wouldn't cordless phones set this thing off constantly?

    1. Re:Cordless Phones by SlayerofGods · · Score: 5, Funny
      How many people use cordless phones in public?
      You may not have heard about this, but radio waves go through walls now.
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  8. Re:Ironically... by merlin_jim · · Score: 4, Funny


    if it can light up an LED with the juice it's pouring into the air, what else might it be doing that we're not aware of yet?

    Did you even bother to look at the prototype? It's mostly battery. I mean come on, you click the link, and there is ONE, count them ONE image on that page.

    Let's not make fear inciting "radiation is bad" posts without AT LEAST reading the story first? Just a suggestion...

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  9. The perfect jewelry for wardriving! by Thijs+van+As · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ear-, nose- and belly button- rings will be available soon!

  10. Don't forget microwaves... by PMJ2kx · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article: "Due to the simplicity of the circuit design, the prototype unit does not discriminate between other sources of 2.4GHz RF, eg. "leaky" microwave ovens, cordless phones, etc. Future production units would feature surface-mounted components to decrease the detector profile and microcontrollers that discriminate between other RF sources, as well as indicate whether the Wi-Fi nodes are open/closed/encrypted, etc."

    Yes, but they're going to fix that.

  11. RTFA by SlayerofGods · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Due to the simplicity of the circuit design, the prototype unit does not discriminate between other sources of 2.4GHz RF, eg. "leaky" microwave ovens, cordless phones, etc.

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  12. Re:Perfect gift.. by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 5, Funny

    Propose to her. Get down on one knee and ask, "will you...tell me when we near a 2.4GHz signal?"

  13. Married by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perfect for the geek who wants to be married to technology rather than another person.

    Nothing says commitment to your true love technology like one of these rings.

    1. Re:Married by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      'Wifi is forever'

    2. Re:Married by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We met in a chatroom, now our love can really bloom
      Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate
      Yes I love technology, but not as much as you, you see
      But I still love technology

  14. And... by jfroot · · Score: 4, Funny

    it looks great too!

  15. It's a Reverse Wedding Ring by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rather than signalling to women around you that you've already got someone willing to spend the rest of her life with you, this ring indicates (and guarantees) that pretty much that no woman will ever want to be with you.

  16. should make a watch instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The designers should consider making this a watch instead of a ring. That way they can also design a UI for the watch's display, and you would have more room for bulk on your wrist than on your finger.

  17. Reverse Wedding Ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This can be the reverse-wedding ring. As a wedding ring indicates that you're taken, this ring can indicate that you are most definitely single. After all, no sane girlfriend/fiance/wife would allow you to step out the door with your "WiFi detecting ring" no matter how cool you thought your witty references to the Lord of the Ring were.

  18. Atmel's AVR Tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Atmel's AVR Tiny is a microcontroller, not (just) a microprocessor. Small but important difference!

  19. Finally by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, a resolution to all those wedding ring & diamond related discussions on slashdot.

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  20. The Downside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is that the Eye will find you and send out the ringwraiths when you wear it. Bummer.

  21. Three rings by rlp · · Score: 3, Informative

    That'll look real nice right next to my Java ring. :-)

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  22. Silliness. Using a processor is massive overkill! by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why use a microprocessor when you can have the DC voltage from the rectified 2.4Ghz signal turn on a transistor which activates a flashing LED (or an analog flasher circuit). Surely that kind of arrangement would use much less power than running a processor (even a "tiny" one) all of the time.

    -b.

  23. Well... by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it's better than this secret decoder ring I've been using since I was 8.

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  24. A whistle? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Funny
    The last time a ring was this cool was with a decoder and a whistle and came in a cereal box.

    Let me guess what frequency it blew, Cap'n...

  25. Re:Perfect gift.. by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And if she doesn't dump you, THEN propose for real! It can't fail.

  26. Wrong solution to wrong problem by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm married. I need a reason NOT to wear a ring!

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  27. Precious by Petronius · · Score: 3, Funny

    ubergeek is when you go around calling it "my precious".

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  28. Ob. LOTR by xRelisH · · Score: 3, Funny

    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them (Wi-Fi networks)
    One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ( Download porn! )

  29. Re:Why use a CPU? by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, the RF section of this device takes in RF energy and puts out DC. There's no information content in DC. Just an indication of the RF input level that's proportional to the DC level. Once the signal is converted to DC, there's no way to extract any information about the modulated data signal. The current design is a blinky-light, and is a completely wasteful use of a microprocessor.

    Any future device that intends to interpret the information modulated onto the carrier will need a form of downconverter. I don't care what kind is implemented, but it's going to need to be a honest-to-ghod receiver. That's much more complicated than a simple peak detector. I'll be impressed when they put the receiver in there. Until then ... meh.

  30. Re:Silliness. Using a processor is massive overkil by shawb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be able to add the future ability to differentiate between a hotspot and a microwave?

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  31. Birth Control Ring For Males by angedinoir · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally another form of birth control for males.

  32. and another... by amyhughes · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Another moderator that doesn't get it. Let me explain it to you humorless wankers...

    A watch that detects wifi is curious, maybe even useful to some dorks, but it's not cool. A keychain that detects wifi is curious but not cool. A PDA that detects wireless isn't even curious.

    This ring is cool because it's a ring. Ever hear of a secret decoder ring? Why do you think it keeps coming up here? Were you never a kid? Are you not even a nerd?

    :-)

    Amy

  33. Re:Silliness. Using a processor is massive overkil by bob+beta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, you might discover (through experimentation, or whatever) that inserting a processor in-line with an 'LED flasher' circuit can actually save significant power over just blinking the LED itself.

    This is due to some esoteric details of how an LED is most efficiently driven. I learned when I was developing firmware for some small hand-held medical devices that used a Microcontroller (an NEC 4-bit controller) that you can actually get greater efficiency (more light output per power consumed) by driving LEDs with a VERY high current for a very short duty. Drive them to 100 mA or so at a 1% duty cycle, for starters, and experiment with high drive current and duty cycle. There is a dramatic current savings over driving an LED with a DC level to get equivalent brightness.

    The power saving achived by this means will likely be more than enough to power the processor, if it's one of the tiny micro-power processors. Use one of the little 8 pin PIC parts or what-not.

    There- interesting (hopefully) topic drift.