Linux Kernel Maintainer Joins Patent Celebrations
wikinerd writes "Linux kernel maintainer Alan Cox was among those celebrating the EU decision to rethink the introduction of software patents in Europe, while Debian developer Wookey says that 'This is a very encouraging sign.' However, Alan Cox adds that 'the battle isn't over.' The EU software patent directive was criticised as anti-opensource and anti-smallbusiness, while the US patent office has granted various controversial patents like the one-click shopping."
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They say "the price of freedom is eternal vigilance" and it looks like that is how europe is having to work to defeat patents.
You know well they will try again to introduce patents again and again but keep being vigilant and we will keep winning. thank you poland!!
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Alan Cox? Wookey? Two slang terms for penis. I knew the Open Source community was a bunch of fags, but Jesus. At least try to make it not so fucking obvious.
When politicians put things on hold to "rethink", it usally means "let's pretend we care about what the common man thinks while waiting for the corporate lobbyists to come up with more cash". I wouldn't hold my breath.
by propstoalldeadhomiez on 10:31 PM December 3rd, 2001 (Score:0)
It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual [goatse.cx] propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail [microsoft.com], which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'
As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted [salon.com] on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo [comp-u-geek.net] slut [rotten.com]!
Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual [goatse.cx] perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children [slashdot.org]. To quote from the article linked:
'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'
Is this why you were touching your penis [rotten.com] in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?
We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual [goatse.cx] terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexu
Instead of repeatedly sending SW patents back to the starting point as a way of procedurally rejecting them in an endless game of snakes and ladders (chutes and ladders to Americans :), they should pass a constructive law guaranteeing freedom of innovation and expression in its place. Otherwise that IP monopoly protection racket will return every time, stronger, more wily, and attached to more attractive special cases, until it finally passes (American-style "amendments"). Europe's new leadership in true freedom must explicitly fill the power vacuum, or the revenant IP monopoly laws will.
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And what exactly is newsworthy in this article?
Don't the events described take place almost every day?
The ONLY folks brave enough to get this shouted down were the Poles. They fought the Germans, they fought the Russians, they fought the communists and now they have beaten off the bureaucrats. A victory for the little guys.
Well done.
Steve
What the fuck? Dude, you've serious problems. That's the most fucked up thing I've ever read on Slashdot.
The European Parliament is taking account of the huge public concern about this directive
I read this site daily and was not aware of this directive. To classify as a huge publice concerns would seem to be overstating somewhat.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Movie actor Ossie Davis was found dead in his hotel room this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to unpopular movies. Truly an American nigger.
Does anyone else remember that he supported voting for the UKIP purely on the basis that getting the UK out of europe would get us away from European software patents? What an asshat.
FTA: "Unfortunately, however, it seems the Commission will not treat this as a chance to drop the entire issue but will continue pursuing software patents for the sole benefit of a tiny number of large, mostly American, companies," said Cox.
Did he inhale?
Europe's ministers are planning to push ahead with controversial patent legislation despite a vote on Wednesday by MEPs to restart the process. The decision will set the two decision-making bodies of the EU at loggerheads.
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Ceci n'est pas une signature.
Next up on Slashdot: Linus has people over for tea.
...envisioning happy software Ewoks partying to primitive-sounding music?
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Hey, you try to find an open nick these days!
"Technical effect", the weasel wording used to justify pure software patents (what software does not produce a 'technical effect').
The Patent Office says: "Participants [to a series of workshops] will be shown a variety of definitions for 'technical contribution' and invited to work in groups to test these against a range of innovations. They will also be welcome to propose definitions of their own."
What about publishing these definitions so that the general public can see them? Not in jolly old Blighty...
Did he inhale?
This might be one of the reasons that the volume of patent related lawsuits is going through the roof. See the graph patent lawsuits per year (from the article A radical cure for the ailing U.S. patent system)
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You'll have to read the article to figure out what that means ;-)
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Why doesn't anyone point out here that any program on a computer essentially comes down to manipulating numbers, a.k.a. math?
You do not patent mathematical proofs no matter how complex which are in essence the same as computer programs. (I.e. they represent the mathematical means to perform said action.) So why do people have the idea software can be patented when ultimately software is just a wrapper for math?
Like math, software evolves based on prior experience and builds on previous "proof" or "algorithms". This implies that almost any software idea someone has, someone else will think of also.
Anyway, I'm European this concerns me and I think software is more like "math" then it is like "discovering the wheel". I don't want software patents anymore then I want patents on math.
Thank you very much!
Maybe now they can focus on finally releasing 2.6.11 ;)
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Whaddya mean he isn't celebrating? He max'd out his Visa Check Card last night (someone file a bug report, that shoulda been a "min") on hookers and spent all his cash on a cocaine bender. Today, he is headed to the tattoo parlor to have "Linus" tattooed on his ass.
Can someone clearly explain this.
Basically I do not understand which side is to be taken. If software patent is something like 1-click shopping, or the look and feel of the interface, or some crappy new way of solving the same problem, then I am against it.
But if it something like a completely radical new way of designing OS's, or things like RSA, then I will actually side with software patents being a good thing.
Also I am worried about legally distinguishing the two cases above. Can it even be done?
Thanks.
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All those letters to MEP's are still waiting to be sent, BUT ... this time we could try harder to get the public aware of the threats that software patents bring. Letters ought to be sent to all major newspapers so that the readers know that there is such an issue and that it is a serious issue. Also, people should be made aware that this isn't a free software issue, but an issue that threatens the software industry of the EU.
When writing these letters, remember to point out that you aren't anti business, but rather that software patents are anti business. The greatest support for software patents is from people who think they are pro business.
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I haven't looked at too many software patents (and none that weren't), but from those I did look at, there is something that seems at odds with the supposed benefit of the patent system:
They do not tell you how to reproduce the 'invention'.
They weave and wave in strange tones about this and that, but are not concrete about much of anything. How is that helpful to anyone?
Wasn't the idea that patents would allow the public to use the 'idea' after the monopoly ran out by referring to the patent and reimplementing it as you saw fit? Or am I ill informed (certainly a possibility)....
This is not in any way an attack on you, it's just something I have wondered about repeatedly...
I sure hope patents in other areas are more 'recipe' like, or are you supposed to have an expert of the field and a very good patent lawyer present to decipher anything?
PS: Maybe that's not quite true. Looked up a couple of patents on swpat.ffii.org and the description part seem reasonably fleshed out and somewhat understandable - fairly free of lawyer speak. So that leaves the 'invention height' of most of these patents which are often quite low indeed. Hmm....
Regards,
Jason Scultz, staff attorney for the EFF, will be giving a seminar next week titled "Current legal threats and potential patent threats to Linux" at the Southern California Linux Expo. He will discuss patent and copyright attacks against open source projects, as well as the DMCA.
For a free exhibit hall pass use the promo code "free" when registering or use the code "NEWSP" for a discount on a full access pass.
There ought to be a Eurovision Software Contest.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
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I have always thought a solution (at least a better democratic one) would be to abolish the powers that the counsel of ministers and the EU commision has, and divide that power between the EU parliament and a directly elected EU president.
Ofcourse, since all sovereign countries will need to agree with new EU laws/directives, it seems higly unlikely that the counsel of ministers will ever be totally dismissed. A bit more realistic and feasable though, would be to limit the power of that counsel somewhat, and to transform the EU commision into a real EU government, with an elected president (for periods of 5 years, for instance) at the top (and not an unelected bureaucrat as chairman for 6 months, like it is now).
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When you talk about the joe-doe-in-the-street, you are probably right; he probably doesn't know anythingt about it. It was totally new to my less-tech-savvy friends too.
;-)
But then again, one could say that in general: seldom a political issue generates a truelly 'huge' public concern, not even when it's about jobs or taxes.
The fact that it generated as much concern for such a topic, is really astounding nevertheless.
And, I must say, if you read slashdot daily, and you still managed to miss the EU-patents issue, I would suggest buying some glasses.
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