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DDOS Mafia On The Loose

TivoLee writes "If you were worried that courts have been cracking down too much on Internet miscreants lately, think again. Sure, virus writers and spammers have been hit with some tough sentences in recent months. But what about this: the U.S. govt. has dropped charges against a group of four guys known as the DDOS Mafia. Two of the men admitted to releasing viruses so they could create botnets to launch DDOS attacks for hire. Their boss is accused of causing $2Mil in damage to victim sites. Yet prosecutors are dropping charges, so they can get the criminals to snitch on other criminals. Oi vey."

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  1. Mafia... by Borgschulze · · Score: 1, Funny

    Umm, it wasn't me I swear!

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  2. Nothing to see here? by techmuse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ironically, when I clicked on the comment button, Slashdot told me there was "Nothing to see here. Move along." Denial of slashdot? :-)

  3. Hint hint by screwedcork · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moral of the story: if you're going to commit crimes, don't tell people about it :-)

  4. The criminals' first accomplice is none other than by JonLatane · · Score: 5, Funny
    Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, who, via his massively popular website Slashdot, has been crushing other, weaker websites for years. Prosecutors have a great deal of evidence, but are still looking for motives.

    Rewards are expected to be offered to anyone with information leading to the arrest and/or conviction of Mr. Malda. :)

  5. Operating system of choice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SopranOS

  6. Figures... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why prosecute someone when you got bigger fish to fry?

    They should to go after Joe Q. Public who leaves his computer wide open for the script kiddies to cruise on. I hear he does that everywhere he goes. He really should be Public Enemy Number One. :P

  7. Re:The criminals' first accomplice is none other t by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny
    Rewards are expected to be offered to anyone with information leading to the arrest and/or conviction of Mr. Malda. :)

    Like a Karma rating of Terrible, a -1, Troll on every post and at least one more name on your Freaks list. Good luck.

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  8. Oh the outrage! by bob+beta · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait? Why are all the Slashbots packing suitcases for overnight trips to Canada?

  9. Oi vey? (OT) by JessLeah · · Score: 5, Funny

    SlashDot: Jews for nerds. Stuff that's farklempt. *dodges tomatoes*

  10. They always print the wrong stuff... by kiwidefunkt · · Score: 2, Funny

    DDoS Mafia = Press' Term for Slashdot Horde?

    In that case, the press should know...there's way more than four...and we're all willing to snitch...

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  11. Re:The criminals' first accomplice is none other t by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, who, via his massively popular website Slashdot, has been crushing other, weaker websites for years. Prosecutors have a great deal of evidence, but are still looking for motives.

    Speaking of this, has anyone yet solved the Slashdot Paradox?
    Few read the articles, yet the web servers get annihilated!

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  12. Forfeiture by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even if these guys cooperate, will their assetts be sized by the government under civil forfeiture laws?
    At least that way, they don't profit from their crimes. If they can do it for someone getting oral sex in their car, they should be able to do it for a DDOS gang.

  13. Breaking Legs by Tufriast · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm waiting for an angry group of Russian mobster geeks to go postal on some U.S. Cyber Crime witnesses. I can see it now "Hax0r hacked in two, two days before testifying in trial."
    Now, what would be funny is if they used a rail gun to do it. HEADSHOT.

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  14. Re:Wow by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you wake up with a trojan horse head lying in your startup folder you KNOW its time to leave time.

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  15. Re:Shit, why not give 'em the Medal of Freedom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No other country would give out something so fucking corny as a "Medal of Freedom".

  16. Re:conversation with a DDoSer by ICA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, I hope that is from the mind of somebody who has watched the Matrix far too many times. If anybody actually wastes real time writing shit like that in a chat room, I feel sorry for their lack of a real life.

  17. Mafia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought that Was the M.usic A.nd F.ilm I.ndustry A.ssociation.....