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iPod Shuffle RAID

ricercar writes "So, what do you do when you and some friends are all getting iPod Shuffles? You make a RAID array out of them, of course! The original intent was to actually install OS X on the RAID and boot from that, but the OS X (Panther, 10.3.5) Installer wouldn't allow it."

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  1. RAID Array? by CrankyFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think I could afford that without going to the ATM Machine and using my PIN Number to withdraw more money!

    1. Re:RAID Array? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe I'd get this if I RTFA'd the article...

  2. Awesome Hack! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    This, however underscores the difference between geeks and non-geeks:
    "So, what do you do when you and some friends are all getting iPod Shuffles? You make a RAID array out of them, of course!
    Among non-geeks such inspiration usually begins with acohol and ends with an entry in the Darwin Awards.
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  3. hackaday.com by Unreal7000 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This and other hacks can be found at hackaday.com

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  4. Injustice by DisasterDoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is unfair. The Apple Store is sold out of them for weeks, and I can't buy one for my wife for Valentine's Day, and these guys have so many they are making a RAID with them.

    Where is the justice? :-)

  5. The best feature by gUmbi · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the best part is that every file request is randomized! You'll rediscover the data you already own and haven't worked with in years!

  6. Very James Bond by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 5, Interesting

    doing this with 2 normal usb key drives, a raid array with the striped data on them, you could save all kinds of secret stuff on them which would be useless unless you had both drives!

    It could replace those security systems where 2 people have a key and there are 2 locks which must be opened at the same time for it to work.. just have 2 usb keys stripped, with a pgp key on them, which must be then inserted in to the security system at the same time for it to work or something

    i dunno, im just spouting things!

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  7. iApache by mushupork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Site's been slashdotted...or the damn battery died again!

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  8. Re:Linux by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could use it as a portable music player.

    Oh.

  9. Re:redundant redundant and again, redundant by ultramk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ok... I'm not usually a fan of moderation meta-humor, but this is a gem!

    Whoever moderated this post "Redundant" is an evil, evil person...

    m-

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  10. Gave up because the installer wouldn't let them? by DoctorPhish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's hardly the right attitude from a supposed hacker.
    When Solaris 10 wouldn't allow installation on my Ultra1, I hex-edited the ISO, reburned, and installed anyways (and that only took me one evening).
    It's SOFTware for crying out loud! Show some initiative!

  11. Re:No one cares by MexicanMenace · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you make a raid array out of me, Greg?

  12. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tape? Hmph! Back in my day, we used punch cards! I was the junior operator, so they made me shuffle them. My forearms looked like Popeye's by the time I got promoted to lead assistant over-junior peon. No to mention the ferocious paper cuts! But no one was faster, no siree. I got 30 bytes a second on the read I/Os. Writes were a little slower though, because I had to punch the holes with a dull pencil.

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  13. As seen on Pinky & The Brain by JLavezzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

    Pinky: Yeah, Brain, but if we could get that many iPod Shuffles and set them up as a RAID device would we still be able to listen to music on them?

    Brain: stares blankly at Pinky

  14. continues by JLavezzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brain: Pinky, have you been reading Slashdot again?

  15. Re:No one cares by jthayden · · Score: 5, Funny

    So? You can make a raid array out of anything

    Not out of expensive disks

  16. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by mrisaacs · · Score: 5, Funny

    You had punches? Back in my day we applied the charges to the core manually. One finger in the socket...timing was everything! What's left of my hair still stands on end...

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  17. It's obvious what their problem was ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Shuffles kept returning the boot blocks in a random order!

  18. Re:If you could install it by b1t+r0t · · Score: 5, Informative
    Um, you don't have DMA on flash media because you address it just like RAM.

    Um, actually you don't. Linear flash went out of style years ago, as any Newton owner can tell you. With the exception of flash cards for older Cisco gear, all flash cards these days use an ATA interface. Anything that uses a non-PCMCIA slot (CF, MMC, SD, XD, SonyStick) is 100% ATA.

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  19. Re:Instead of OS X... by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I now have this vision of 4 scruffy terrorists in a room, three iPods hooked in to the array and the 4th guy listening to some U2 track and going "what? What'd I do?"

    -Charles

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  20. Re:Instead of OS X... by natrius · · Score: 5, Funny

    But wouldn't they want to know how to assemble an atomic bomb?

  21. Re:Spoiled kids these days... by Further82 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You had a cell? Back in my day all matter and energy in the universe was compressed into a point smaller than those tiny transistors you punk kids use as a sorry excuse for a switch! You can imagine it was pretty tough to program in that cramped enviornment, infact, that thing you people have misnamed the Big Bang was actully Lepton slacking off, he spun left when he was supposed to spin right, the whole thing crashed, that bastard.