Google Formula For Adding New Products
gpmac writes "Google executives attempted to demystify the search company's product decisions during presentations with Wall Street analysts on Wednesday.
As Google Inc. has moved beyond Web search and into product areas as diverse as e-mail, photo-organizing software and mapping tools, one of the common questions for the company is how it decides where to devote resources.
Looks like they are being a little more serious about it than their pigeon story would indicate."
Here is the psuedo code:
if ( 1 ) {
create_new_product();
}
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During the Christmas party, Sergey and Larry were driving a large radio controlled SUV around the offices.
Nothing unusual there.
So a few weeks later this same SUV comes bumping around the corner, with the top ripped off and a remote controllable camera mounted on the chassis. One of the two (Sergey & Larry) was navigating it, while the other was operating the camera.
I expect this is all part of their new Search Engine Strategy.
we love google, yes we do. without google we wouldn't know about this while searching for a louis vuitton leopardskin defrobnicator...
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
:P
1.) Write up "pigeon model" story 2.) Become dominate search engine 3.) Say "you'll never be 'evil'" 4.) Buy lots of cool tools (piscassa) 5.) Magic happens 6.) World domination 7.) ...Profit
As long as they are not "boldly doing more-or-less" what they did last time - like all Star Trek episodes....
Translated, in case something should blow up, we want to wait as long as possible before not being able to say, "Hey, it's in beta. What did you expect?"
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
2 years ago called....they want their conspiricy back.
interesting, but how will they deal with the inverse proportion of employee motivation?
70% of employees will want to work on the 10% of stuff that is "truly interesting to us."
don't care how they deside. As long as they keep coming out with more usefull tools that will make my life easier, that's all I care about. Keep up the good work google!
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
Is this Google week on slashdot or something?
Seriously... this is not a SEM/SEO forum.
Do we really care for a new Google article on the front page each day? How about how much better the new MSN search is and how many people (and webmasters) are switching to optimize for it this month? How about how Yahoo just did a major update?
1. become cool 2. use coolness to get great programmers 3. build programmer beowulf cluster 4. ...
5. profit!
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It's Picassa.
http://www.google.com/downloads/
Go to www.google.com and enter "photo organizer" into the seach box. Push Enter.
When will Google bring out the google auction site??! Ebay has nothing on them except brand recognition. I know google can pull off a better interface and faster server performance. The competition will help keep the costs low.
I'd love to key in "DVD player remote" or "car keys" and have it show me a map of where it is in my house.
It's called Picasa. It's a Windows-based program, though. Version 1 was very pretty but a bit slow on my comp. Haven't checked out v2 yet.
Their is a crucial difference here.
While google is certainly currently over priced, they're value is not 0. They have lots of revenue.
Most of the dot bombs never had any real amount of revenue. The ones that did (ebay & amazon) are still around... Google will be around in 2007... Perhaps not at its current price, but it will be around...
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When are they going to actually finish something? Everything except for the standard search seems to be in beta. Are they going to produce anymore finished products anytime soon?
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[conspiracy]What they don't tell you is that 100% of their buisiness model is to make Google so knowledgeable about everything that when it does spontaneously become artificially intelligent it can take over the world in a couple hours. What better way to approach the top-down method to AI design than with a gigantic search engine? [/conspiracy]
Google is a great company. They have revolutionized the internet and I believe they will continue to do so. Maybe they make a little money, however go to the Google HQ Office and I guarantee you will see more old clunkers than BMW's and Mercedes-Benz. They are people who are devoted to their work and they deserve to make a profit. I can't tell you where I'd be today without Google and some of their features. It's nice to have a good company who does it all...
Under promise and over deliver. How many companies work that way these days?
How many programmers in how many companies have to over work in order to try to achieve what was over-promised and consequently under-delivered by over rated marketing and executive dudes?
I'm not sure I totally subscribe to the idea of staying in beta for that long though... But you have to admit the idea of gmail invites is brilliant. Once gmail leaves the beta stage, its user base will be huge. Anyone has an idea of how big this user base is already?
v2 Its Better, its more complete, and has a nice set of new tools like sepia,BW,etc.
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i assume this means you get to take one day a week to brainstorm and work on whatever sounds cool.
when you have a collection of fairly bright and competent people and provide them with computational and other resources and give them some free time, you get some cool stuff.
Particularly painful given that I've been spending all day with my head immersed in C++.
Definitely well past sleep time.
It's not supposed to work for everyone. It only needs to work long enough for the top 10% of executives and shareholders to assure themselves a profit long enough to find the next rope. Did you ever play Jungle Hunt? Top investors swing from rope to rope using the energy of the expendable general investing populance to keep the ropes swinging.
Pyramid scheme.
An overrated .dot-com is once again ruling the roost. So let's see, given that it took, on average about, say, four and a half years for the other dot coms to collapse after their IPO, that puts google on course for bankruptcy in about 2007?
There are so many differences between Google and 99% of the dot coms that IPO'd, I'm not even sure where to start.
1. Google was already profitable before the IPO - they've been profitable since 2001, in fact.
2. Google did not give away control of their company to investors - public investors only hold 10% of the company, and the founders still fully control it.
3. Even if their share price collapses (it's most likely overvalued, but I'm not sure by how much), there's no reason the company has to collapse. A surprising number of "failed" dot-coms are still around and doing okay, even with tiny share prices. Google is in a much better situation than almost all of them were, in terms of long-term profitability and a sustainable business plan.
abstract page (with a link to the archived talk, ~1 hour)
Man. I thought it was the government's job to spy on our houses. Now the FBI will have to buy the info from Google!
I smell a made-for-TV movie in the works in about 4 years.
This is the "back-in-the-happier-days" segment. Then they'll move on to a Sergey interview complaining about what an *sshole Larry was and how Larry never really contributed anything. Larry will appear withdrawn and pale, and be interviewed in a jail cell where he is serving 10 years for a drug-induced armed robbery of a Fry's Electronics. He'll bemoan his loss of stature and twitch nervously everytime Sergey's name is mentioned. Somebody gets in a car crash (or at least a disturbing fender bender).
Yeah? Well I think you're overrated too.
Perhaps Google can explain how it's going to make money now that it's advertising model is being blown to tiny bits and pieces.
Perhaps they could erotic pictures next to any search results.
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
google has a solid (i.e. already proven to be profittable) business model. most dot-coms didn't - they were mostly mundane business models that were somehow considered "novel" simply because they used internet as the communication medium.
They were at war with them. I'd imagine that manages to affect most affairs.
Take that and the fact that there's still a lot of varied work going on there that the White House is deeply involved in and I'm not that surprised that every directory has an Iraq subdirectory.
Be more concerned when they include Iran or North Korea in their robots.txt
Google Sentient! motto: killing all humans in the process of the search of the unsearchable! :D
4. They are still in business.
Somewhat related to the topic of google's continued expansion into new product areas -- how does google make money?
I love the company, and I hope they continue doing what they are doing, but looking at their stock I get unpleasant flashbacks to the tech bubble of the late 90's, where companies with high coolness factor but low profits had skyrocketing stocks. Are ads and 'google appliance' sales enough to drive the $189 per-share stock price?
Brin said that Google has an "objective this year of becoming an international company"....
....so we've kicked off the year by offering a mapping program that only works for the USA.
During a question-and-answer session, Brin said that Google has an "objective this year of becoming an international company" as opposed to a U.S. company with some global operations. Brin is president of technology at Google ;)
I see they have allready started, by removing all other countries.
Perusing the robots, I found: /kids/teeball/iraq /iraq and /text in every folder - whether it existed or not. Can't think of any reason, unless they don't want everyone to know about The bloodiest military mistake ever.
Disallow:
WTF
But really, it looks like they disallowed every
(Yes, this is a joke, look up google bombing [I think that's the term])
I hate grammar Nazi's.
> google has a solid (i.e. already proven to be profittable) business model.
I think you mean "google has a currently solid business model." I love google, and use it an aweful lot. I even think adclick is a good advertizing model. However, their continued success depends (IMO) on them adapting their technology and business practices so they keep being profitable -- even in the face of people trying to manipulate search results and other companies copying the best of google's ideas.
-- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Looking at what Google is now offering, gmail, google news, google search, and now google maps, they are the best of services out there right now. I dont see any reason for using any other comparable services.
I used to use maps at yahoo because they were using FreeBSD servers. Googles mapping seems to be far superior and they are using Linux servers!
I have never used any other search engine, so I guess I can say I am suomewhat spoiled.
Mail is the best! 1 GB of storage.
News, wow!
Caleb Walker
Here's their code:
5 REM Copyright 2005 Microsoft
6 REM Contact: marketing@microsoft.com
10 Load "Google.com"
20 Let newfeature = googlefeature
30 goto 30
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Yeah, sometimes I feel like somebody who doesn't appreciate the awesome non-web-search stuff that Google is doing might feel like a fast-food manager I used to work for:
"If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean."
I've recently seen in Waffle House they have a sign for the cook.. after the last order, "Kill the flame and GET IN THE GAME". Meaning to turn off the gas burner (they NEVER do) and to "walk the line," cleaning. Hey, remind me to never go back to a food service job, where the very idea that your work might be done and you might sit around for a minute or two is ludicrous. I can't believe I used to live like that.
My point is that some of these projects that come out, as cool as they are, seem extraneous, almost like they're SO BORED with web searching that they just come up with this stuff in their spare time.
"Oh, so I suppose that search code is BUG FREE, then??!?! Huh, Google?"
I love Google. Love 'em. The mapping is awesome, the mail is awesome -- I even love Google Sets, which seems to be perpetually in the lab.
RP
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Why is anything anything?
This article appears interesting to me. However, rather speculative...
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It's pretty fast, esp. the search which updates while you type the keyword. Be sure to turn off "special effects" and "check for updates" in the options, both annoyingly being turned on by default.
I can't seem to be able to understand the scroll pane for the thumbnails, though. If I want to scroll to the end, it jumps back to where it was once I release the mouse button after dragging it down. Very annoying.
1. Release any new product as 'beta' even though it has been public for an year. That way, when people find one of the many bugs in it, they can't say how bad it is because "it's a beta". 2. Make it - whatever it is - invite only. That way, people will actually want it more - they'll feel like they belong to a VIP group. When they finally get into it - whatever it is - they will be so happy that they will want all their friends to notice it, by inviting them to the service, as well as posting on blogs and selling invitations to it. "Hey, I'm on ! Do you want an invitation?". 3. ?? 4. Profit.
that works. One that doesn't rank bullshit shopping sites at top. If I look for my brother's workplace (a car dealership in Detroit) the actual web site for the company appears low on the 2nd page and sometimes on the 3rd page. It's pretty bad when the actual item itself is buried in favor of crappy link networks.......
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I sense a new market bubble. If a couple of anoninted "smart guys" like Google's founders can answer analyst questions like "how do you decide on new products?" with answers like "we have a formula: 70% exactly what we already do, 20% doing that in another platform, and 10% stuff we like, but can't explain", we can all peddle our BS to these brokers. If you can't impress them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit - or do both at once.
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As one of the dozen or so of people who still don't have a gmail account, I would be interested in an invitation. Please contact me at giovanto@excite.com Thanks!