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NASA Says 2005 Could Be Warmest Year Recorded

Ant writes "CNN reports that a weak El Nino and human-made greenhouse gases could make 2005 the warmest year since records started being kept in the late 1800s." From the article: "While climate events like El Nino -- when warm water spreads over much of the tropical Pacific Ocean --affect global temperatures, the increasing role of human-made pollutants plays a big part."

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  1. Cool! by neonstz · · Score: 2, Funny

    eh...

    1. Re:Cool! by drsquare · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think I speak for us all when I say:

      BRING ON GLOBAL WARMING!

      I'm sick of living under constant cold and rain, this news is fantastic. If only we humans could influence and accelerate this global warming thing, rather than it being just a natural variation, it would be fantastic! Long hot summers, warm winters, sunny springs and autumns, life would be a hundred times better.

    2. Re:Cool! by MPHellwig · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Think of what we're handing our kids."

      Thats an easy one, don't reproduce!
      (Not only intended as funny)

    3. Re:Cool! by DeputySpade · · Score: 2, Funny

      But you can't live on wine and olives.

      I bet you a dollar you're wrong. :D

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  2. Don't worry over it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    It will only be the hottest year on record for a year or so.

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    1. Re:Don't worry over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I just looked outside my window.
      you're right, those republicans are awful jerks!

  3. Smelled kinda bad, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    human-made greenhouse gases

    I just made some of those myself.

  4. Confirmed in Calgary, Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Already in Canada, we have had some January temperatures of ONLY -35 C when normally we get some days of -37 C
    Definitely warmer this year!

  5. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Girls with even less clothes, is not cool?

  6. Its been a cold summer down under by CypherOz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well... We've had one of our colder January's in a while here in South Australia - hardly used my swimming pool compared to last year.

    Where the hell is global warming when u need it?

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  7. Did you know that one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two planets meet in space:
    First planet: "You're not looking too well! Are you ill?"
    Second planet: "Yeah, I got homo sapiens!"
    First planet: "Never mind, that's one illness that quickly runs out. You may get some fever because of all the greenhouse gases, but in the end, they'll just wipe themselves out..."

    1. Re:Did you know that one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you fucking liberals would just realize that this is all part of God's plan to bring about the rapture, you wouldn't be so uptight all of the time. Here's the plan: breath deeply, vote Bush, breed continuously, drive an SUV, and ban television show. It will all work out in the end.

    2. Re:Did you know that one? by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

      Smith? Is that You?!?

      (or Elrond, I can't keep you two straight)

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  8. Think of the Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should think of the future, and of the planet we'll be leaving to our children. Clearly someone should take out all the environmentalcases, so that our kids won't have to put up with them.

  9. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    RIP Canada - Was nice knowing you guys. Always loved the funny accent.

    How long do you think the grandparent poster has to live?

  10. In other news... by Featureless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nasa says 2005 budget could be lowest recorded.

  11. when they can consistantly give... by night_flyer · · Score: 4, Funny

    an accurate forcast for two days out in Oklahoma, and not in the middle of the summer with a high presure sitting on top of us (upper 90s, sunny, 70% humidity), then I will believe them.

    Forcast: Partly cloudly and a high of 41
    Actual: 1 inch of snow, high of 33

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  12. NASA Wrong -- GWB Knows Best by pmhudepo · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

    -- Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

  13. Whew!! by tealtalon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thank god the air conditioning works in my H2!

  14. Re:Americans are different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oy, the irony. Becoming a member of the European Union is a death penalty.

  15. Re:The Weather Guys Are "Right" 50% Of The Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is a FAQ link in the comments above explaining in simple layman's terms the difference between weather and climate. There are no FAQs, however, explaining the difference between broadcast weatheridiots and actual scientists, as such a distinction is typically clear to anyone with half a brain.