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U.S. Denies Patent on Part-Human Hybrid

jimkski wrote to mention a Boston Globe story involving the refusal of a patent claim on a genetically engineered creature. From the article: "A New York scientist's seven-year effort to win a patent on a laboratory-conceived creature that is part human and part animal ended in failure Friday, closing a historic and somewhat ghoulish chapter in U.S. intellectual property law."

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  1. Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by MrRTFM · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even better, he bascially applied for it, hoping to set a precendent to stop others patenting living creatures.

    Nice to see - my faith in the Patent system has raised slightly from 'completely hopeless' to 'mostly hopeless'

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    1. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by LucidBeast · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The article rises an interesting question though. When do we cross over to the unpatentable? If we keep adding human genes to a mouse for what ever purpose, does the mouse eventually cross that line? I'm pretty sure that there are a lot of patented animals that contain human genes. I don't know if there are any that contain many human genes, but I would imagine that for some purposes that would be desirable. Of course there are about 40k genes in humans (last count I remember) so getting to a significant percentage is a long shot.

    2. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Nice to see - my faith in the Patent system has raised slightly from 'completely hopeless' to 'mostly hopeless'"

      Funny, my opinion went from 'harmless' tp 'mostly harmless'.

    3. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Insightful
      (slightly off-topic, apologies) I read a short SF story a long time ago about people who had genetically re-engineered pigs so they didn't have a cloven hoof. IIRC The plot revolved around whether the resulting bacon was kosher or not, and whether or not it could be patented, and whether or not a commercial entity could own the only source of a population segment's (newly) preferred food.

      If you think about it, this would be an extraordinarily contentious issue for a major segment of the population.

      This made me wonder -- how much of the controversy about GE foods is based in science, and how much based in culture?

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    4. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative

      there are about 40k genes in humans
      I'm not sure that anyone really has any idea how many are truely human genes, how many are advanced primate genes, how many are shared by primates in general. I once remember a study that suggested that humans and gorillas were 98% the same geneticaly. That was before genomics, I still assume we'd find the results of a modern genomic comparisson embarrassing to our human ego's.

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    5. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by Omniscientist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Genetically, the primate closest to the human being is the chimpanzee, as the genetic difference between man and chimpanzee is only 1.4%.

    6. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by Gravatron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What makes you think those things are proof of intellgence? For all you know, the Ape might consider itself intellegent because of the exact opposite reasons.

    7. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by demachina · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I don't know: show me the ape which has conquered the planet, which has tamed the forces of nature, which thinks, and maybe I'll consider him my equal..."

      Maybe you haven't noticed but great apes are for the most part polygamists, nudists, pacifists, vegetarians and environmentalists. Were it not for their insanely destructive, and apparently extremely dumb, homo sapien next of kin they would probably live a relatively idyllic life for eons.

      Unfortunately their insanely destructive, and apparently extremely dumb, Homo Sapien next of kin, are most probably going to wipe them out in a genocidal campaign probably because they are both pacifists and apparently liberals. Not long after that there is a fair chance homo sapiens will turn the entire planet in to an unbearable hell hole, thanks to overpollution, global warming, clear cutting forests, overpopulation, war, starvation, etc.

      "I'll consider him my equal"

      I'm pretty sure the great apes would consider it a pretty serious slap in the face if Homo Sapiens were to be so pretentious as to even suggest they were as good as the great apes.

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    8. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by Taladar · · Score: 2, Informative

      AFAIK the Bonobo is even closer than the chimpanzee.

    9. Re:Wow - you had me at "US denies patent". by Jason+Ford · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Great post! It reminded me of a poem from an unknown poet:

      Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
      Discussing things as they are said to be
      Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two,
      There's a rumor around that can't be true
      That man descended from our noble race
      The very idea is a great disgrace."

      "No monkey has ever deserted his wife
      Starved her babies and ruined her life
      And you've never known a mother monk
      To leave her babies with others to bunk
      Or pass from one on to another
      Till they scarcely knew who is their mother."

      "Here's another thing a monkey won't do
      Go out at night and get in a stew
      Or use a gun or club or knife
      To take some other monkey's life
      Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss
      But, brother, he didn't descend from us."

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  2. so you can genetically engineer corn, and pigs by Rooked_One · · Score: 4, Insightful
    and just about anything else thats alive, but not people?

    I'm not looking for a troll here, i'm just smoking some genetically engineered marijuana and it seems like an odd thought.

    1. Re:so you can genetically engineer corn, and pigs by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's not true. You can genetically engineer all the people you like, you just can't hold US patents on any of them.

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    2. Re:so you can genetically engineer corn, and pigs by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From the article they had their reasons, purely legal and not personal/ethical,

      From the article;
      One rationale in the documents sent to Newman is that such a patent would be "inconsistent with the constitutional right to privacy." After all, the office wrote, a patent allows the owner to exclude others from making the claimed invention. If a patent were to be issued on a human, it would conflict with one of the core privacy rights in the Constitution-- a person's right to decide whether and when to procreate.

      Patents on humans also could conflict with the 13th Amendment's prohibition against slavery. That is because a patent permits the owner to exclude others from "using" the invention. Because "use" can mean "employ," officials wrote, a patent holder could prevent a person from being employed by any other -- which "would be tantamount to involuntary servitude."

      Finally, the office noted it is illegal to import products that are made abroad using processes patented in the United States. To show how that could cause a problem in a world in which people are patentable, it gave an example in which a man goes overseas and undergoes one of the many surgical procedures patented by US doctors. Simply by returning to America, the office said, that "surgically altered human" could be guilty of patent infringement for illegally importing himself.

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  3. He would have won.. by EvilCabbage · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. if he'd hired Disneys lawyers.

    1. Re:He would have won.. by Stevyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      That'd be a conflict of interest. They already own patents on talking, human-like animals.

  4. And its name would be by BoomerSooner · · Score: 3, Funny

    You guessed it, Rush Limbaugh

    1. Re:And its name would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's so obvious, it's no longer funny... like saying that it was G. W. Bush (Half-monkey)...

      For humor, you need to say it's somebody who isn't lambasted daily...

      "It's John Kerry (Half rock, half man!)"
      "It's Ahhhnold (Half grope, hald man!)"
      "It's Newt Gingrich (Now you know how he got his name!)"
      "It's Bill Clinton (The walrus genes predispose him to preferring the... husky ladies.)"
      "It's Michael Jackson (He's chamelion, that's why he's changed colors!)"

      Et cetera... see?!?

  5. How about part tree and part plant? by Eunuch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Humans are a subset of animals. Get it? It looks the article actually recognizes this, which is refreshing but rare. It's hard to even have a talk about important issues such as consciousness and genetics when we can't get even get passed a basic fact.

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    1. Re:How about part tree and part plant? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans possess free-will. We can explore past and future; we can question right from wrong; love from hate. We can plan for the future and learn from our mistakes. We are not governed by instinct as animals are: We can learn an action, govern what we do by that and decide that it is no longer necessary and try something else.

      Yes, humans are mammals with a lot of intelligence, relatively speaking.

      So?

      NO animal other than the human being can claim any of this.

      No, other animals are less smart.

      Now, how do intelligence set us apart from other mammals? Last time I looked, however intelligent you are, is no criteria for being a mammal or being "something else", at least as far as us humans have defined it.

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  6. I'd be happy about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But aren't a huge number of the alleles in the human genome patented already? It seems like this was done not because of a reasonable understanding on the part of the patent office that living creatures shouldn't be patentable, but purely because of the grossout factor. That's not a step forward.

    1. Re:I'd be happy about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      But aren't a huge number of the alleles in the human genome patented already? It seems like this was done not because of a reasonable understanding on the part of the patent office that living creatures shouldn't be patentable, but purely because of the grossout factor. That's not a step forward.

      Alleles are not living entitites - they are different versions of a gene.

      As to your second point, the USPTO did oppose the patenting of life forms (of any type). That is why the Chakrabarty case (mentioned in TFA) went all the way up to the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court said, in not so many words, that life forms are patentable using the standard of patent eligible subject matter of "anything under the Sun made by man." After that decision, the USPTO took, and still takes the position on Constitutional grounds, that humans are not patentable. There a huge number of Biotech patents where the claims contain the restriction "a non-human mammal ..." for precisely this reason.

    2. Re:I'd be happy about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Alleles are not living entitites - they are different versions of a gene.

      The problem is from my perspective it's roughly the same thing. I may not be patented. However if genes can be patented I am naturally violating patents, continuously, just by virtue of sitting here and having functioning testicles, since I am constantly engaging in acts of meiosis whether I will it or no. I realize this isn't an exactly accurate depiction of how the gene patent process works, but if it's possible for there to be a human who cannot extract part of their body (a dna sequence in specific) and mass reproduce it at will, I don't see this as a significant difference from the human himself being patented.

      This is where the complaint comes in that the patent system hasn't quite thought this through, they're just stopping at the point where the "eww" gets too intense for them.

  7. dare I say it? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could the USPTO finally be gaining a bit of common sense? Nah, this is more likely because of the republican administration and the likely implication of granting this patent.

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    1. Re:dare I say it? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, this is more likely because of the republican administration and the likely implication of granting this patent.

      What? A bunch of human-monkey hybrids that will certainly vote Democrat?!

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    2. Re:dare I say it? by budgenator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      no I think the implication is that the pressure from the whacko-religious near-terrorist christian extremists would become to much to bear if the governament started patenting human-animal chimeras. It would errode the sacredicity of humanity by forcing them to move from their present all-or-nothing view humans, i.e. that thing god created first to an actual definition that would stand muster in a secular legal scope.

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    3. Re:dare I say it? by LilMikey · · Score: 2, Funny

      What? A bunch of human-monkey hybrids that will certainly vote Democrat?!

      Nah, the monkey's vote Republican :)

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    4. Re:dare I say it? by HanzoSpam · · Score: 2, Interesting

      no I think the implication is that the pressure from the whacko-religious near-terrorist christian extremists would become to much to bear if the governament started patenting human-animal chimeras. It would errode the sacredicity of humanity by forcing them to move from their present all-or-nothing view humans, i.e. that thing god created first to an actual definition that would stand muster in a secular legal scope.

      They'd sure flip if they got wind of an idea from one guy I heard of. He wants to genetically engineer half-human/half-simian sex slaves and market them under the trade names of Bimbonobo and Chimpanion. The day that happens watch the shit really hit the fan.

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      I expect the Religious Right will end up getting steam-rolled over the genetic engineering issue when the average inhabitant of Beijing is 7.5 feet tall, weighs 220 lb. all muscle and has an average IQ of 220. Either that, or Darwin will simply dispatch with them. The mental image of a zoo in Beijing with a specimen of a bible-thumping fundamentalist in a cage labeled "Moral-American Crotch-Monkey" and getting gawked at by a crowd of our hypothetical brilliant, 7.5 foot Beijingers (sp?) is just too funny for words.

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    5. Re:dare I say it? by demachina · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I expect the Religious Right will end up getting steam-rolled over the genetic engineering issue"

      Well American bible thumpers have a multipart strategy for countering the hordes of 7.5 feet tall Chinese with the 220 IQ:

      - Nuclear weapons, lots of nuclear weapons, so if the good lord wont start the rapture they can give him(or her) a hand with an artificial one. The U.S. government is apparently starting work on two new warhead designs, in defiance of several efforts by Congress to stop it, one really big and one really small. If the Republican's hold power a little while longer its likely we will see them break the global test ban treaty and start firing off nukes again. The test ban will most likely land in the same dumper as the ABM treaty, and the Kyoto accords, and the Geneva conventions on treating prisoners, Geneve conventions on treating civilians in occupied countries, U.S laws against torture, U.S. laws on due process, and of course the Constitution.

      - Missile defense, it probably doesn't work but if it did it would keep the super intelligent Chinese from shooting back

      - Stamp out birth control and abortion. Most religions do everything in their power to maximize population growth to increase the size of their flock, even if it does mean massive overpopulation. The Chinese are, by contrast aggressively trying to control population growth so maybe the bible thumpers, given enough time can out breed and out number them. There will be irony if in the next big war there will be a billion American soldiers, praising Jesus, as they use human waves to overwhelm the tiny Chinese Army, big and intelligent though they may be.

      If the Chinese do all develop 220 IQ's there is a chance they might all become extremely enlightened and liberal. That means they will probably unilaterally disarm, and will be reluctant to start a war.

      In this area low IQ Americans have a huge advantage. They will bankrupt their country buying weapons, and more weapons, and they are willing to use them at a drop of a hat.

      I guess I'm saying is its possible geneticly engineering, super intelligent Chinese might be sitting ducks for low IQ, bigoted, hate filled, bible thumping Americans, who'll push the button in the name of Jesus.

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  8. Inadequate buyoffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In other words, he didn't own a multi-billion dollar corporation that could pay off the right people.

  9. Hopefully this will be a tipping point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A patent application was denied! Wow! That is news!

    1. Re:Hopefully this will be a tipping point by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Patents are denied all the time. What often happens is that the applicants re-apply several times. Part of it is that there was a Congressionally mandated review time (I think three or six months from application) where it must be accepted or denied before the deadline. When the backlog gets to be too much, they just deny a bunch of them. Then those denied re-apply. I think the USPTO gets a part of the application fees too, so more money for them for each re-application.

      This is from a former prof of mine that holds a few patents.

  10. One click buying... by Cycline3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they let Amazon patent one click buying, why not let someone patent this? It's in so many ways more deserving... I mean... patent one click? Who is going to patent double click and triple clicks?

  11. Does precedence matter to the USPTO? by PornMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While there may be issues of precedence in the US legal system, does precedence hold importance in the USPTO, particularly with regard to an "inaction" of not granting a patent?

  12. DAMN! by Sophrosyne · · Score: 4, Funny

    There goes my retirement plan!!
    I was going to have some kids, patent them... then collect royalties off them when they have kids...
    That way I could retire with relative ease.

    1. Re:DAMN! by kryptkpr · · Score: 4, Funny

      I shouldn't ask.. but which animal did you plan on having kids with?

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    2. Re:DAMN! by metlin · · Score: 5, Funny

      That way I could retire with relative ease.

      That's the *worst* pun I've ever heard. :-|

  13. This is great news by weave · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now that they didn't get a patent for their creature, it means other people can run out and build their own without having to worry about getting sued. Open source creatures are safe!

    Can't wait to get started on my perfect pet!

  14. human chimeras should be made illegal by philge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the probability of virus/pathogen crossing the species barrier is increased enormously by makeing these things. It is madness and should be internationally outlawed.

  15. How come this sounds like... by JoeCommodore · · Score: 2, Funny
    the lead in to one of those B-lot horror flicks:

    "...Now that he has been rebuffed by his community the scientist will turn his discovery towards evil - and unleash his unholy creation on the public to seek revenge!..."

    I can see the SciFi channel picking up the phone to get the rights right now.

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  16. Well there go my dreams of financial independence. by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was planning on creating an army of giant half human, half goat warriors that would obey my every command. I would use them in an elaborate plot to rob a bank and hold the UN hostage. Then again, maybe the plan is worth going ahead with even if I cant patent it.

    Still, as long as it isnt part human, your chances of prevailing in the patent office seem pretty good. Which means the giant radioactive bees are definitely good to go.

  17. A victory and a loss for the filer by TimmyDee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Aside from the fact that this would-be patent dealt with chimeric technologies, this case was a particularly interesting one because the filer, Stuart Newman, sought the patent to block others from creating the technology. By denying him the patent on said terms (that it is too close to a human), he won -- sort of. This means that other companies cannot patent such processes if they "discover" them, but at the same time he cannot block the creation of "chimaera", which was his original purpose.

    At the time he filed the patent, the head of the USPTO held a press conference and stated that he would be denying the patent on ethical terms, ground on which the USPTO is not supposed to tread. In actuality, I've heard that he was under pressure from industry, specifically two companies in the business of chimeric technologies (I can't remember their names, but one is located in MA, I believe). In any case, the fact that he was denied a patent is good -- other people/companies cannot patent similar creations. On the other hand, his loss is bad -- other people/companies can feel free to create chimaeras.

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    1. Re:A victory and a loss for the filer by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 2, Interesting
      At the time he filed the patent, the head of the USPTO held a press conference and stated that he would be denying the patent on ethical terms, ground on which the USPTO is not supposed to tread.

      Interestingly, in my country, the list of inventions that may be excluded at will from patent protection include those which would interfere with the public order or morality ( AusFTA 17.9 clause 2A ). As this clause applies to both parties in the agreement, it would seem the USPTO now has this freedom as well.

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    2. Re:A victory and a loss for the filer by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the US used to have a policy of denying immoral inventions patents, but this has ultimately been seen as being a bad idea. IIRC, the current statute requires patents to be issued except where a few narrow conditions crop up, and morality isn't one of them.

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  18. what...?? by to_kallon · · Score: 5, Funny

    creature that is part human and part animal
    wow, talk about prior art.....

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  19. Not the end of the story by Raul654 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The exact same thing happened in 1980 when someone tried to patent an artificial bacteria. The USPTO rejected the claim, and it went all the way to the Supreme Court in Diamond v. Chakrabarty, where In a 5-to-4 decision, the Court explained that while natural laws, physical phenomena, abstract ideas, or newly discovered minerals are not patentable, a live artificially-engineered microorganism is. So I suspect this is nowhere near over. As a matter of fact, (IANAL), I think the ideas set forth in that case would seem to be on Mr. Newman's side. If the court rules against him, they're going to have to come up with some kind of legal dividing line to explain why artificial bacteria are patentable but artificial humans/humanoids aren't.

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  20. This won't affect other stupid patents. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    From TFA (emphasis added):

    When US scientist Ananda Chakrabarty applied for the first patent on a living organism, a genetically engineered bacterium able to digest oil spills, the case ended up in the Supreme Court because the patent office did not want to patent life forms. Rifkin had filed the main amicus brief supporting the patent office.

    They lost. In a 5-to-4 decision, the court declared that patents could be issued on "anything under the sun that is made by man."

    The office has obliged, issuing patents on bacteria, yeast, and as of last fall, 436 animals.

    In 1987, the patent office announced it would draw the line at humans, but it offered no legal rationale or statutory backing.


    They didn't deny this patent because it's stupid; they denied it because it's a patent on a human being. So, no, this doesn't set any sort of precedent. Sorry.
  21. Prediction by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a corporation attempts to patent much the same thing, it will be granted.

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  22. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can't sue Bill Gates for violating that patent by living.

  23. Wow- The frist truely valid patent I have seen by xero314 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go figure that the first truely patentable concept to come up, in the news, in a long time has been deined by the US patent office. Mind you a general patent on the idea of creating geneticaly cross breed creatures may be a bit broad for a patent, but hopefully this does not stop specific creations from being pantented.

    Patents should be about things that can actually be done at the time they are patented. So the first person who creates Dog-Man should be able to patent Dog-Man.

    On the other hand, if this means the patent office is actually reviewing patents, and rejecting overly broad patents based on concepts mostly fictitious I'm all for it.

  24. Re:So this means... by AndrewRUK · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're saying IP lawyers are part human? Shirley some mistake... ;-)

  25. A patent for not-patenting? by moe613 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The scientist should now go Patent the Idea of having something not patented.

  26. Measure of a Man by porcupine8 · · Score: 2, Funny
    So what happens if the dog-man is sentient, and wants to go on the talk show circuit and publish his life story?

    Does dog-man get royalties, or does the guy who patented dog-man?

    And if they make a dog-man and a dog-woman, could the patent owner sue if they breed?

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  27. Re:Frightening by GoofyBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Woops. Make that the 13th Constitutional Amendment.

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  28. Living in a Penthouse by realitybath1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can't wait to get started on my perfect pet!

    what are her measurements going to be? :o

  29. Manimal? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! Was it a Manimal?

  30. Wow by Unfocused · · Score: 2, Funny

    And here I was thinking patents couldn't be denied. Wonder how long until they try this "deny" thing with the software patents...

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  31. Re:Too Late... by philge · · Score: 2, Informative

    Have you been sneased on,been bitten or handled the fecal material waste of these cultures, all these things happen (with live mice). These cultures are usually kept in conditions designed to minimise the passage of infections so I'm not sure it is afair comparison. It would be interesting to find out if any viruses have crossed the species barrier in the cultures.

  32. Re:Encoding oddity by Jay+Carlson · · Score: 2, Funny

    This wouldn't be a problem if the rest of the world would just use English.

    Be careful what you wish for.

    Wait, this is slashdot, where I wish the editors would just use English.

  33. A photograph of the actual hyrbrid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....can be seen here:

    http://www.histar.com/mornings/starchive/2002/11 /i mages/michael_jackson.jpg

  34. Re:Frightening by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Informative

    Will we create Frenkenstein?

    It's spelled 'Frankenstein.' It's pronounced 'Fronk-en-steen.'

    And Frankenstein was the doctor who created the creature, not the creature himself.

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  35. Re:So this means... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Funny

    As an IP lawyer myself, I'd like to confirm that we are indeed a race of half-man half-shark atomic monsters. Cower before us.

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  36. Porn Industry by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    According to well established history, the first application of this will be the porn industry. So it seems to me that the line between human-human sex and human-animal sex is likely to become quite blurred very soon.

  37. Re:Slightly raised = (-)+1 by back_pages · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm not sure I can give the patent office any props, they have sunk so far in public opinion that any good press for them is a drop in the bucket of bad press.

    I don't know how to ask this without sounding condescending, so here goes without any tact:

    From the article: In 1987, the patent office announced it would draw the line at humans, but it offered no legal rationale or statutory backing.

    So you see, this position is 18 years old. Also, it is basic knowledge of the patent system (but also implied by the article) that the USPTO doesn't possess ultimate authority to interpret law - that is the role of the judicial system.

    Alternatively, this "activist" didn't even bother to pursue the appeal process, thereby keeping his application OUT of the court system, thereby preventing his "activism" from generating new case law, thereby stopping his heroism short of actually achieving anything but publicity. The USPTO rejected his application based on a stance it took in 1987 - there was no legal basis for the USPTO's stance in 1987 and because this "activist" failed to appeal, there is STILL no legal basis for the USPTO's stance. There is -literally- nothing new in this story. Well, nothing newer than 18 years ago.

    So, I don't want to sound condescending, but there it is. You say, "This cannot be lauded as a 'step in the right direction' for the USPO" [sic], but I can't see how this story has anything newsworthy in it at all. If anything, this is a 'step in the right direction' for the public, for they might become slightly more aware how the Courts are actually in charge of what is or is not patentable, not the USPTO.

    Here's to hoping. Keyword from the article: Chakrabarty.

  38. Pfft (that's the USPTO blowing raspberries) by lpontiac · · Score: 4, Insightful
    the Court explained that while .. abstract ideas .. are not patentable

    Fat lot of fucking good this decision did.

  39. Prior art. by AJWM · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems that one Dr. Moreau had prior art. Maybe that's why USPTO refused it.

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  40. Planet of the Apes? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone remember that movie? They tried to give Apes human-like abilities by introducing human DNA into them. The Apes, therefore, were ape-human hybirds.

    Now that the patent is denied, nobody will have any reason to make an Ape-Human hybrid that will ultimately take over planets and such in the future.

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  41. Kosher pork by Kafir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I asked a rabbi about that once. I was working for a catering company in Cleveland that does a lot of Jewish events (weddings, bar mitzvahs, and so on), and the catering company worked with a rabbi who oversaw things to make sure we followed the food laws. So I thought he'd be well qualified to tell me whether a pig-based animal, genetically modified to comply with the Levitical food laws, could be kosher.

    I didn't get an answer, though. I couldn't get him to take the question seriously - he seemed to think that no one would go to the trouble of genetically engineering pigs, just to let Jews eat real bacon - which seems oddly naive, given the lengths people have gone to to get around the commandment against working on the Sabbath.

    There are lots of questions like this, where advances in science have possibilities that aren't clearly covered under millenia-old religious laws - like how a Muslim on the moon (or worse, a rotating space station) would figure out which way to face to pray.

    1. Re:Kosher pork by strelitsa · · Score: 3, Funny
      I have no issues with religious sects eating what they want (or not as the case may be). However, just to be perverse (and to cover both sides of the argument if you will), I do pull out the following Old Testament passage (stolen from an idea by Diane Duane) once in a while then note the reaction.

      Deuteronomy 23:13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee ...

      I've been in a lot of churches of all faiths, but have never seen one yet without an indoor privy.

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    2. Re:Kosher pork by mattdm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Deuteronomy 23:13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee ...

      I've been in a lot of churches of all faiths, but have never seen one yet without an indoor privy.


      Cute, but it only applies to church camps -- look at verse 23:9, which leads into that passage. (Note yours begins with "and".)

      (Not that there aren't plenty of wacky commandments in there.)

    3. Re:Kosher pork by mattdm · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Ooh, there's some really good property law bits in the next part:

      Deuteronomy 23:24: If you enter your neighbor's vineyard, you may eat all the grapes you want, but do not put any in your basket. 25. If you enter your neighbor's grainfield, you may pick kernels with your hands, but you must not put a sickle to his standing grain.

      It's biblical fair use!
  42. between man and chimpanzee is only 1.4% by xtermin8 · · Score: 5, Informative

    That figure is out of context. There is a 1.4% difference in DNA. Genes are an abstraction of inheritable traits. Without knowing specifically which combinations of of DNA sequences produce specific inheritable traits, there is no way to calculate percentages.

  43. Ants, Bees and Beatles by xtermin8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    For "conquering the planet" and "taming the forces of nature" I'd say the ants have far surpassed us. For sheer biomass and diversity, check out the info on beatles. We definitely have it all over the other primates, though. Humans rock!

  44. Re:Frightening by king-manic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do we have a right to play God?

    We're not playing god. We're playing "code monkey". The language just happens to be DNA and we're reverse engineering a set of programs doen by a vastly supurior coder... sorta like a VB programmer trying to understand and modify the vi source code.

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  45. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  46. At what point.... (?) by Wiseazz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article: "At what point is something too human to patent?"

    Interesting question, but not easy to answer. A related question would be: at what point does a collection of cells become a human being and legal citizen with rights, etc. I think if we could answer that to everyone's satisfaction (or most everyone), then the author's question would also be satisfied. What does it mean to be human, and how closely do we guard nature's original design against scientific advances, personal liberties (abortion, made-to-order children...), etc.? Just questions to answer questions, I know... someone smarter than me can figure it out.

    And by introducing abortion-related musings into the conversation, please allow me to apologize for bringing us that much closer to invoking Godwin (as abortion discussions almost always spiral downwards) In my defense, the issue *does* raise similiar concerns/issues/questions.

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