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Beware The Rotundus Rover
EasyTarget writes "Originally developed as a Mars Rover, the Swedish developers of the Rotundus are now pitching their all-terrain pendulum powered sphere as a robotic Security Guard. I'm sure I have seen this in action already."
In the security business as a whole there is a strong pressure to replace humans with technology in order to reduce costs and increase security. Substantial savings are possible because a single security officer can cost up to $200 000 for a 24 hour service.
Wages: $20,000
Perks: $10,000
Employer contributions: $15,000
Caffeine required for continuous operation: $155,000
"And now Princess you will tell me the location of the rebel base." (Just missing the two shots on the side)
It can not be talked to. It can not be reasoned with. It has no mercy, no sympathy. It will not stop until it has carried out it's tasks. It will kill without feeling... So where can I get one?
Here's a group of them out on patrol.
"Beware The Rotundus Rover"
Beware of the British Leyland Rover as well.
I think I will name it Colin.
It aspired to be an astronaut exploring new worlds but became a rent-a-cop replacement.
Step 2: Sell the rover to gullible, security conscious firms?
Clearly their intention...though I think they'd end up making more money by simply doing:
2. Fire Rick Berman out of a cannon, charging $5 admission to watch
If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!"
Meh.