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Linux-Based Cat Feeder

Posted by timothy on from the happy-valentine's-day dept.

prostoalex writes "Chris McAvoy is a UNIX administrator and an owner of two cats. So as a natural application of his work to his hobby he built this Linux-based cat feeder. A little hardware hacking and Python scripting can get you a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish at specified intervals."

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  1. Sounds like... by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone has been watching too much Back to the Future.

    Nice to see some tech details instead of just pretty pictures though.

    1. Re:Sounds like... by Asgard · · Score: 5, Funny
      Or from another TV series:


      Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
      Cat: Fish!
      Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
      Cat: Fish!
      [...]


    2. Re:Sounds like... by AsbestosRush · · Score: 4, Funny

      How am I looking now? Still looking good!

      How about now? *Still* looking good!

      Or even better when Cat was taking the bullhorn around the ship announcing his availability to all females aboard and requesting them to form a queue.

      Good times.

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    3. Re:Sounds like... by rob_squared · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't be ashamed to say it:
      It's red dwarf. www.reddwarf.co.uk

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  2. I want chicken, I want liver... by ShatteredX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux, Linux, please deliver~

  3. Feeding time by mesach · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought that feeding time was the only time that most cats paid any attention to you. Why on earth anyone would want to take that away I will never know.

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    1. Re:Feeding time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got the BSD version. My cat started acting weird so I took it to the vet. He said it's dying...

    2. Re:Feeding time by lrucker · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's also book-reading time. I suspect the real reason ebooks didn't take off was that it's harder to hold an ebook in a position where the cat doesn't block it.

    3. Re:Feeding time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Petcraft confirms it.

  4. Cat feeder by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd ask if this was completely nessicary, but knowing the forgetful habbits of nerds...

    Hell I'm suprised fluffy aint dead already.

  5. cat food /dev/cat by delire · · Score: 5, Funny


    there, i said it

  6. OK, so my only question is... by oGMo · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does it feed the cats to?

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    1. Re:OK, so my only question is... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bit at the top said something about a python! (The FA is /.'ed and there's a brandwidth seller's ad right under that. Hmm.)

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  7. Litter box by lsmeg · · Score: 5, Funny

    So can you also set up a cron job to clean the litter box?

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    1. Re:Litter box by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      self-cleaning robotic litterbox ... does it run linux?

      I don't know, but as long as nobody makes a Beowulf cluster of them, I'll be happy.

    2. Re:Litter box by MsWillow · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, we recently bought a (used) litterbox that cleans itself. Found out why they got rid of it - the electronics were fried (something about a +5v regulator, sans heatsink, that croaked). Anyways, Vikki mapped out all the connections, replaced the regulator and a handful of semiconductors, then wrote code for a PIC. She also designed and etched the circuit board, and put it all together. It now works great!

      While it doesn't run Linux, all the work was done using tools she has for her Gentoo Linux box. The cats really like it, too - they often crowd around to watch the magic litterbox at work. This makes my life, as litterbox shoveller, a lot easier :)

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  8. something that feeds off cats by pyrrho · · Score: 5, Funny

    and it runs linux!!!

    finally a solution to the feral cat problem! Open Source ROCKS!!!

    and I think my dog will love it... she doesn't seem that fond of cats.

    what? read the article? excuse me... I only read titles... I'm American! If you don't get the meaning in that title... that's your bad.

    anyway... cat eating robots... my god what will they think up next!?

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  9. Word choice by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understand that the submitter is just confused between dispense and disburse, but I know for a fact that I never want a fish, yummy or otherwise, dispersed in my home.

  10. Just another way.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..to get more time with your computer and ignore the only other living thing(s) in your household?

  11. Cat fish? by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    > A little hardware hacking and Python scripting can get you a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish at specified intervals

    Bah. On my system, cat and fish come preinstalled.

    So all I need to do for the specified interval bit is add a line to my crontab that looks something like this:

    1 * * * * "cat /usr/local/bin/fish | twofish | blowfish > seuss.fish"

  12. It could be... by angedinoir · · Score: 5, Funny

    the closest a linux geek ever gets to pussy.

  13. Food in tin cans by saddino · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of the old UNIX joke:


    $ cat "food in tin cans"
    cat: cannot open food in tin cans

    Of course, BSD's "cat: food in tin cans: No such file or directory" doesn't have quite the same effect.

  14. Re:Slashdotted, here's the Google Cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Linkified: http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:FiCMnb9IkuUJ:ww w.linuxjournal.com/article/7403+www.linuxjournal.c om/article/7403+How+I+Feed+My+Cats++with+Linux+%7C +Linux+Journal&hl=en

  15. Dispersing by pbalzac · · Score: 5, Funny

    a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish

    Over how wide an area?

  16. Red Dwarf says cat wants many fish! by fermion · · Score: 5, Funny
    Machine: Hello. How can I help you?
    Cat: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: I will!

    cats, like basement trapped boys, have little else to do than figure out how to hack the machine.

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  17. Mirrordot Mirror by superatrain · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mirrordot mirror

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  18. Now you need a cat exerciser by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't have the cat eating and not exercising, that wouldn't be too healthy.

    Too bad using a laser to exercise a cat is patented. :)

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  19. Peronsally, by robyannetta · · Score: 5, Funny
    Personally, I'd like to see one of those robotic self-cleaning litter boxes hacked with their own version of linux. Think of the possibilities!

    You can program it to a solenoid on the front door. If someone opens the door, the robotic scooper is automatically put in "turbo" mode, rakes and shoots a sandy shit at you at 50mph. Hacking. It's just not for coffee machines anymore.

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  20. Microsoft is coming out with this too... by PHPgawd · · Score: 5, Funny
    In order to stay current with all Linux features, Microsoft Feed (tm) will be bundled with the next major release of Windows.

    The early insider-only reviews contain the following highlights:

    • The feeder dispenses 70kg of food at a time no matter what size cat you have.
    • Users of the feeder must use Microsoft CatChow (tm) or an authorized, licensed, compatible cat food (MS-ALCCF). Non-Microsoft licensed cat foods "may" cause your cat to crash.
    • The feeder contains hidden, Microsoft-only APIs to connect to Microsoft LitterBox (tm) and Microsoft ScratchingPost (tm). These products will be available early next year.
    • To show Microsoft's committment to open standards, any kind of water may be used with the Feeder product, although Microsoft may "extend" the Water Standard anytime in the future in incompatible ways.
    1. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Years ago I got up in the morning and started my commute to work. As I got into the car I detected a faint fishy smell. Twenty miles from work it was a bit stronger. Then miles and I knew something was up. Was it some weird weather that wafted the scent of rotting whales in from the coast two hundred miles distant? Five miles from work and my eyes started to water, as I catch an aroma like there's a fish sauce convention nearby. I finally get to work and notice the hazmat teams in the downtown district of the city where I worked.

      Turns out that digging the basement for a new downtown building had broken into two 100+ year old fish oil tanks from 100+ year defunct fish oil company. The downtown was pretty much closed for the entire week. Nasty, nasty, nasty. It was like goatse for the nostrils...

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  21. Prepositional playfulness... by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've heard of feeding cats to pythons, but this is definitely the first time I've read about feeding cats with Python!

    ::Colz Grigor

  22. insightful? by pyrrho · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was funny.

    from a slashdot perspective it's insightful... a lot of geeks just went... "good point... perhaps I should modify my fish dispersal plans"

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  23. Re:Cats by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cheaper? My cat brings home half her food. And has the sense to not eat her own shit.

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  24. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    cat food > /dev/cat

    Now if you were a serious UNIX and hardware hacker you'd have your cat feeding system work by regsitering the food dispenser as /dev/cat, have the raw byte instruction sequence required to make the dispenser operate stored in a file /food, and then, indeed, you simply add

    30 9,18 * * * cat /food > /dev/cat

    to your crontab.

    Jedidiah.

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  25. You forgot... by NoseBag · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Encoding in the 70Kg food cartridge will automatically expire in 60 days - necessitating the purchase of additional Tasty-Gates(tm) cat food.

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  26. Redundant by Nailer · · Score: 4, Funny

    cat already accepts stdin on Unix.

    What'd be more interesting is tac - which works like cat, except backwards ;^).

  27. Re:Wrong device by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tried that, but apparently I have Speedy Gonzales attached to my machine and the cat is struggling:

    bash$ cat /dev/mouse

    cat: /dev/mouse: permission denied

    If the cat has to get permission from the mouse, there are always going to be problems.

    Jedidiah.

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  28. Fake alert!!! by Gaardenzwerch · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is obviously a spoof!
    UNIX administrator and an owner of two cats

    Anyone with cats knows that this should read:
    UNIX administrator and owned by two cats